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Title: Wierd or Funny Names You Have Heard.
Post by: Sting138 on April 04, 2007, 08:15:16 AM: Just wondering what really wierd or funny names you have heard or seen? Not the normal Seymour Butts etc.... but real names of real people!
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Post by: Curval on April 04, 2007, 08:43:08 AM: Last month I was requested by A. Poon to send an email to D. Tang. Seriously.
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Post by: Sting138 on April 04, 2007, 08:55:40 AM: I ALMOST fell out of my chair this morning when I had to call a contact named Peter Weidner....
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Post by: Gunthr on April 04, 2007, 08:56:40 AM: LOL

Prince Diamond Royale Jones. That was in Detroit over 25 years ago, but the name is hard to forget.
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Post by: Joachim on April 04, 2007, 09:07:47 AM: Sting183.
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Post by: Sting138 on April 04, 2007, 09:15:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Joachim
Sting183.

wow how original.

better than rhyming with

Choke Him (joachim)

:noid
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Post by: JB88 on April 04, 2007, 09:16:41 AM: someone recently told me of a man with the last name MOOK.
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Post by: Joachim on April 04, 2007, 09:18:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sting138
wow how original.

better than rhyming with

Choke Him (joachim)

:noid

It would only rhyme with that if its mispronounced. No worries though I blame the public schools not you.
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Post by: Masherbrum on April 04, 2007, 09:19:36 AM: My shooting buddy has a co-worker which has the last name of Hardyck. I about spit the Cherry 7 Up across the room last night when he told me. My buddy said he get's ribbed every 15 minutes or so by other co workers.
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Post by: Hornet33 on April 04, 2007, 09:45:40 AM: I had a kid on my ship whose name was Mark Stains. Nice kid straight out of Boot Camp and he was a Seaman on the ship. Cracked up the first time I heard over the 1MC (ships announcing system) "Now Seaman Stains, report to the quarterdeck, Seaman Stains, quarterdeck.":rofl :rofl

Some people just didn't get it at first:lol
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Post by: Masherbrum on April 04, 2007, 09:46:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hornet33
I had a kid on my ship whose name was Mark Stains. Nice kid straight out of Boot Camp and he was a Seaman on the ship. Cracked up the first time I heard over the 1MC (ships announcing system) "Now Seaman Stains, report to the quarterdeck, Seaman Stains, quarterdeck.":rofl :rofl

Some people just didn't get it at first:lol

LMFAO!!!
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Post by: Sting138 on April 04, 2007, 10:01:04 AM: Thats too F'in hilarious!!!!!

CMON Peops we need more!
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Post by: Hornet33 on April 04, 2007, 10:20:13 AM: Can't forget NASCAR driver Dick Trickle can we????
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Post by: Maverick on April 04, 2007, 10:46:27 AM: We had a female applicant to the Police Department that had a last name of Officer. I was hoping she'd get in just to see the fuss it would cause in Internal Affairs.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 04, 2007, 10:49:26 AM: I don't appreciate people making fun of other peoples names.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on April 04, 2007, 10:51:53 AM: There's a shipping company on the east coast that has the name of the owner. Andrew Duie Pyle.

However, on all his semis, it's abbreviated.

A. Duie Pyle.
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Post by: JB88 on April 04, 2007, 11:00:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
I don't appreciate people making fun of other peoples names.

:lol
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Post by: Shuffler on April 04, 2007, 11:29:56 AM: I have a company my shop does work for, K&H Services.. the owner of K&H is Harry Kuder.
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 04, 2007, 11:38:03 AM: I knew a girl named Cindy Head, who lived up to her name with every boy she dated....

And my 2nd shift boss back in the 90's was Hugh Jardon. We used to call him "Huge" (funny, it was about 5'2" tall)
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Post by: 68valu on April 04, 2007, 11:38:46 AM: How about this guy>>>........

Peter O'Toole
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Post by: Husky01 on April 04, 2007, 11:41:19 AM: Scott Hawk
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Post by: mentalguy on April 04, 2007, 12:10:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Husky01
Scott Hawk

Is he related to Mike Hawk.
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Post by: Hazzer on April 04, 2007, 12:10:22 PM: Biggus Dickus
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Post by: Yknurd on April 04, 2007, 12:33:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hazzer
Biggus Dickus

And he married to Incontinentia Buttocks?
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Post by: JB88 on April 04, 2007, 12:36:46 PM: centwurwian!!!! STWIKE HIM!!!

VEWY RUFFWY!!
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Post by: Cougar68 on April 04, 2007, 12:40:03 PM: My sister went to college with Mary Christmas. Her best friend was named Lisa Snow....
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 04, 2007, 03:10:47 PM: I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Glasscock.
She’s married now and couldn’t have found a better new last name: Gazdik
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Post by: storch on April 04, 2007, 03:31:53 PM: a friend from highschool Richard Hertz, he insisted on not being called Dick. guess what. another guy was named Duane Woodcock, we called his girlfriend splinter lips.
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Post by: Hornet33 on April 04, 2007, 03:47:41 PM: I had a friend in high school whose last name was Case. He was the typical class clown. Found out a few years ago he got married and had a son. They named him Justin.:rofl

That guy always did have a good sense of humor. Glad he married a woman that shares his sense of humor as well. I can only imagine how screwed up his kid will be though.
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Post by: bsdaddict on April 04, 2007, 03:48:06 PM: in my class at A school (NNPTC Orlando) there was a Chad Samples and a Michael Hunt. No foolin'. Mike's obvious, Chad's not funny until you consider what our rank was at the time.
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 04, 2007, 03:52:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hornet33
I had a friend in high school whose last name was Case. He was the typical class clown. Found out a few years ago he got married and had a son. They named him Justin.:rofl

That guy always did have a good sense of humor. Glad he married a woman that shares his sense of humor as well. I can only imagine how screwed up his kid will be though.

LOL :)

My sister dated a guy named Chris B. Bacon
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Post by: DEMONSLAYER on April 04, 2007, 03:54:51 PM: my mom works for this company and gets so many funny names.

the only one i can remember right now is Presius Bird

my grandmother went to school and found a kid named Peelegg Wetmore.

there are so many other funny ones from here work i will post later but these to are funny.
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Post by: KONG1 on April 04, 2007, 04:42:22 PM: Knew a girl named Cindy Dick who married a guy named Steve Hare...
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Post by: Atoon on April 04, 2007, 04:46:43 PM: Richard Head was the Brentwood P.D. Officer assigned to Liberty Union High while I attended in 1983-87. He seemed to be all to happy to mess with the students. Perhaps he was picked on when he was in high school, although I cant imagine why.....
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Post by: Atoon on April 04, 2007, 04:49:13 PM: Television Exec. Producer: Bud Wiser
Actor: Rip Torn
Dr: Armen Hammer
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Post by: Airscrew on April 04, 2007, 04:54:18 PM: ok, I got a couple

way back when I was at Mountain Home 84 -94 we had a patient his name was Colonel Pope, he was an NCO, TSgt Colonel Pope.

On my Tuesday night league we have a bowler named Justin Love, his son bowls on the Saturday Youth League, Lostin Love
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Post by: majic on April 04, 2007, 05:10:20 PM: New a girl in college called Lacy Cotton.
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Post by: Shuckins on April 04, 2007, 05:28:47 PM: Between my Dad (sold insurance) and I (schoolteacher), we've run across a LOT of weird, zany, and frankly unbelievable names in this largely poor and illiterate part of the country:

Gonorrhea and Syphilis: names for twins; pulled from a pamphlet the doctor had given the mother. (I SWEAR!)

Acheck: child born on the first of the month.

Elizabelle: pronounced E-lye-zah-bell.

Jew-Ann: spelled Juan.
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Post by: 1ijac on April 04, 2007, 05:44:34 PM: Met a gal named Jennifer Screws from Beaverton, Oregon. Had to look at her driver's license to believe it. Oh BTW, Don't try contacting her. She's a wackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooo oooo!
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Post by: 68ZooM on April 04, 2007, 08:38:04 PM: My Fiance's best friends Father is named Dick Short man imagine growing up with that one, he served for 10 years in the navy, i can imagine role call ::::: Short Dick ::::: here sir lmao
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Post by: M36 on April 04, 2007, 08:53:56 PM: My favorite is S^*thead, pronounced Shi-thade. Sounds French doesn't it?
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Post by: Sundowner on April 04, 2007, 09:22:33 PM: While at Seymour Johnson AFB as a crew chief on F4Es there was a pilot there with an odd name.

I remember snickering at least once a week as I passed his assigned jet with his name stenciled on the front canopy:

Maj. Rod Morecock

Not a nickname or callsign.

I watermelon you not.

Regards,
Sun
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Post by: xNOVAx on April 04, 2007, 10:44:55 PM: There was a chick at my last company named Tequilla Love..

I think someone was drunk when they were coming up with names.. Just a hunch..
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Post by: Halo on April 04, 2007, 10:50:52 PM: I worked in an office where a woman answered the phone and was asked, "Do you have a Sexauer there?"

"No," she replied. "But we have coffee breaks."
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Post by: TinmanX on April 04, 2007, 11:06:57 PM: I used to work with a guy called Chris Peacock.
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Post by: nirvana on April 04, 2007, 11:53:24 PM: My great aunt said she went to school with a girl named Dorkus Dingess. As I've mentioned before, I go to school with a kid with the last name Dingess, and that's what everyone calls him.
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 05, 2007, 05:38:09 AM: Jeff Anus
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Post by: Lye-El on April 05, 2007, 07:56:49 AM: Company I worked for had a Jim Short and a Dick Skinner on the payroll at one time.