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Title: See what happens when you ask for sheep in the game.
Post by: Larry on April 09, 2007, 10:39:25 PM: HT makes a new version of the old AHI sheep and beta tests them in New Zealand.

AHII uber sheep (http://www.ifilm.com/video/2810911)
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Post by: sgt203 on April 09, 2007, 10:44:50 PM: ROFLMAO :rofl :rofl :rofl

Ive seen it all now

"Violence of the Lambs"

Can anyone say academy Award for Best Motion Picture...
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Post by: 5PointOh on April 09, 2007, 10:48:45 PM: Ok who made the rooks sheep mad!
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Post by: Larry on April 09, 2007, 10:50:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by 5PointOh
Ok who made the rooks sheep mad!

"You would'nt understand" :rofl :rofl
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Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on April 09, 2007, 11:15:40 PM: Quote
An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.

See what years of unwanted sheep love gets you?
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Post by: BaldEagl on April 09, 2007, 11:53:27 PM: The violence of the lambs

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 10, 2007, 05:20:00 AM: I can’t figure out if this is a real movie, a real silly movie, or the most elaborate and professionally made spoof trailer ever.
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Post by: Gianlupo on April 10, 2007, 05:35:35 AM: :rofl It's a fake, eskimo, the best ever seen! :aok
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Post by: devil956 on April 10, 2007, 05:39:08 AM: Its fake? Damn I truly wanted to see it.
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Post by: Larry on April 10, 2007, 06:33:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I can’t figure out if this is a real movie, a real silly movie, or the most elaborate and professionally made spoof trailer ever.

It's a fake, eskimo, the best ever seen! [/i]

Its fake? Damn I truly wanted to see it.[/i]

Nope its a real movie. Seen the trailer on TV then looked it up.
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Post by: Angus on April 10, 2007, 07:35:46 AM: So sheep with front teeth both in the upper and lower jaw?
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Post by: croduh on April 10, 2007, 08:09:32 AM: Damn!
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Post by: macleod01 on April 10, 2007, 08:14:32 AM: Hey duh, can you code those kinda sheep for a new map? You bail out, no more wasting the .45 ammo. You gotta save it for the killer sheep to save yourselves! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Gianlupo on April 10, 2007, 10:13:07 AM: Oh my god! It's true, it's not a fake!

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/)

Can't believe someone spent money to make a movie like that.... :huh
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Post by: Treize69 on April 10, 2007, 10:18:32 AM: Next up, "Get these mother-****ing sheep off this mother-****ing plane!"
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Post by: jon on April 10, 2007, 10:36:18 AM: we will need the B29 and the NUKE to save the game from them. And who was the actor that played skuzzy?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/jongl/skuzzy1.jpg)
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Post by: croduh on April 10, 2007, 11:50:48 AM: For those who aren't in beta testing team of ct:
We are getting sheeps!

(http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7135/sheep2iy4.jpg)
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 10, 2007, 12:10:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by duh
For those who aren't in beta testing team of ct:
We are getting sheeps!

(http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7135/sheep2iy4.jpg)

OMG I just came!
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Post by: NoBaddy on April 10, 2007, 02:51:19 PM: The sheep are WAY overmodeled.
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Post by: -CodyC on April 10, 2007, 02:59:38 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Now if only the sheep made noise.....that would be perfect
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Post by: jhookt on April 10, 2007, 03:13:47 PM: perk the sheep!
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Post by: Dace on April 10, 2007, 03:52:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
OMG I just came!

:lol :rofl :lol
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Post by: Treize69 on April 10, 2007, 04:08:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
OMG I just came!

WAY too much info. :confused:
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Post by: TinmanX on April 10, 2007, 04:28:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by duh
For those who aren't in beta testing team of ct:
We are getting sheeps!

(http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7135/sheep2iy4.jpg)

So, I guess I'm gonna have to upgrade my RAM?
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Post by: SirLoin on April 10, 2007, 05:08:54 PM: I WANT MANABLE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!:mad:
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 10, 2007, 05:09:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SirLoin
I WANT MANABLE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!:mad:

All sheep are manable; trust me!
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Post by: DEMONSLAYER on April 10, 2007, 05:18:21 PM: uhh what if they are on the runway. are we allowed to run them over.
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Post by: ColKLink on April 10, 2007, 05:56:29 PM: Ummm, if anyone see's bessy"...tell her clink miss's her, and wants her to come back to her home pen.:aok
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Post by: xNOVAx on April 10, 2007, 08:27:36 PM: Funniest thread in a long time!!! WTG people!

:rofl
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Post by: Larry on April 11, 2007, 09:36:36 AM: woot sheep!!! if you shoot them do they BAAAAA?
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Post by: frank3 on April 11, 2007, 02:33:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by TinmanX
So, I guess I'm gonna have to upgrade my RAM?

We can have Lam(b)-parties!
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Post by: Ack-Ack on April 11, 2007, 02:48:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SirLoin
I WANT MANABLE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!:mad:

No, you just want doable sheep.

ack-ack
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Post by: FiLtH on April 11, 2007, 02:52:35 PM: "What are you doing in here?!!"

"You would'nt understand."

That was great!
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 11, 2007, 04:40:00 PM: (http://www.bounce-a-lot.co.uk/Sheep%203.jpg)
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 11, 2007, 04:42:49 PM: HTC needs to model this thing too:

(http://www.kanyak.com/nzdate.jpg)
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 11, 2007, 04:46:27 PM: Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to hurtle towards the ground...
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep?!?
SH1: Screw the sheep!!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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Post by: Hammy on April 11, 2007, 04:50:02 PM: Lol!

great thread.

almost tempted me to come back ;)
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 11, 2007, 04:50:03 PM: A guy, a sheep and a dog were the survivors of a terrible shipwreck,
and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being
there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance! As they
sat there, the sheep was looking better and better to the guy. So, he
leaned over and put his arm around the sheep. The dog became jealous
and started growling fiercely until the guy removed his arm. After
that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets, but there was
no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in
pretty bad shape, and after they nursed her back to health, they
introduced her to their evening ritual of watching the sunset.

It was another beautiful evening, warm breezes, red sky, a perfect
night for romance. Pretty soon the guy started to "get those
feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally
leaned over to the woman cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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Post by: frank3 on April 11, 2007, 05:23:40 PM: LOL

And LOL at your avatar :lol
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Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on April 11, 2007, 05:49:53 PM: Quote
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

haaaaaHAAAAAhaaaaaHAAAAAAhaha haaaaaaaaa...
Whew, thats a good one.
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Post by: jon on April 11, 2007, 06:22:25 PM: ESKIMO that made my wife just about pee her pants.
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Post by: Cyg on April 12, 2007, 09:12:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by TinmanX
So, I guess I'm gonna have to upgrade my RAM?

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :D
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Post by: cleve on April 12, 2007, 09:23:01 AM: I ran over the "new" sheep in my "new" Shermanator.
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Post by: Bor3d on April 12, 2007, 12:06:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by cleve
I ran over the "new" sheep in my "new" Shermanator.

mmmmmm.......Anyone up for Lambchops?:lol
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Post by: CHECKERS on April 13, 2007, 07:20:03 AM: A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."
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Post by: croduh on April 13, 2007, 07:22:14 AM: :lol Good one!
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Post by: Flame 2 the boy on April 13, 2007, 11:38:39 AM: :O its like jurrasic park, only with wool.
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 13, 2007, 01:56:33 PM: Good one CHECKERS!
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 13, 2007, 02:00:16 PM: Regrets; I should have altered my joke to start:

"An AH Rook, a sheep and a dog were the survivors of a terrible shipwreck,
and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. "