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Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: Vulcan on April 17, 2007, 04:09:46 AM

So says Beverly Whipple,
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4029240a28.html

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Research studies showed sex with others, or masturbation, could improve longevity and immunity, and may be associated with a reduced risk of heart disease, and breast and prostate cancers.

Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: AWMac on April 17, 2007, 04:12:33 AM

I'm with ya Bro.... errrr wait.... I can see where your coming from.... noooo wait... High 5... ewww noooo wait...

nevermind.


Mac

Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: Xasthur on April 17, 2007, 04:13:19 AM

You won't if you catch a disease and die!

:lol

Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: moot on April 17, 2007, 04:54:44 AM

You'll be bald for most of that time, though.

Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: AWMac on April 17, 2007, 04:56:21 AM

and Blind...

Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: Jackal1 on April 17, 2007, 05:44:23 AM

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Originally posted by moot
You'll be bald for most of that time, though.

Bald or.....balled? :)

Title: I just found out I'm going to live forever!
Post by: Meatwad on April 17, 2007, 06:38:27 AM

Uber hairy palms

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Post by: Auger on April 17, 2007, 01:11:18 PM

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Originally posted by moot
You'll be bald for most of that time, though.

I'm sure someone could transplant the hair from his palms to his head.

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Post by: moot on April 17, 2007, 03:13:23 PM

:lol

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Post by: Brenjen on April 17, 2007, 05:48:46 PM

I'm already pretty sure I won't get breast cancer...but who knows.