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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: wooly15 on May 03, 2007, 09:36:54 AM
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while driving, instead of turning your head to look behind, you feel around the wheel for the hat switch.
You say "roger that" instead of "ok" when your wife asks you something.
continue....
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When you are looking at your Wifes Arse in the shower and say "Check Six"
honey!:rofl
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.......all your friends and family call you by your CPID.
:)
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While in the backyard, you look up at the sound of an airplane and yell to the kids.."HEADS UP, cessna comin' in on the base!"
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When your driving and you look down at the dash for the altimeter.
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When you feel an irrepressible urge to reverse and merge close behind red cars...
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You approach a junction in the road, slow down and not only check left and right, but up left, up right, rear up left, rear up right and straight up through the sunroof!!
Smiggy:aok
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Originally posted by Smiggyy
You approach a junction in the road, slow down and not only check left and right, but up left, up right, rear up left, rear up right and straight up through the sunroof!!
Smiggy:aok
:rofl :lol :rofl
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You drive by a cluster of propane tanks, fuel storage drums, or other big, white, industrial looking type things and look for ack emplacements.
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... you call the BMV and ask how many perks you get for killing a Mustang.
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i'm a letter carrier.. i send text message to my brother/squaddie when I'm finished with my route for the day with "bingo mail, rtb"
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I recently seen 3 crows chasing a hawk from their nest area. Hawk made 2 crows over shoot with a stall full flap turn and 3rd did a hi YoYo to stay on him.
Played to long ? I'm only just getting there.:lol
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When you tell the old lady that just rammed her cart into your ankles to learn some f***in SA.
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When you sit at the computer and your wife's head starts to spin like a rotating radar and ack starts hammering you!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Zippy41
When you sit at the computer and your wife's head starts to spin like a rotating radar and ack starts hammering you!!!!!!!
The dreaded WIFE ACK!! Indestructable!!
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Originally posted by REP0MAN
.......all your friends and family call you by your CPID.
:)
or when all your friends only know your cpid
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When driving and approaching an intersection to make a left turn you start looking for the flap and throttle controls to make the turn. :huh
Later,
KayBay
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When you answer the phone while playing the game and you push your mic button whenever you say something to whoever called you, and everyone in your immediate vicinity gets to hear your side of the phone conversation.
:O
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When driving your Mustang, everytime you see a Spirtfire on the opposite side of the highway, you cross three lanes of traffic in attempt to catch him
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When you ease over in the lane to line up your shot on the car in front of you.
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Someones tailgating you and you get the sudden urge to do a split-s.
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when ur girlfriend dumps you and you have to get your own credit card.
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when you thought someone keeps bumping the same old thread?
:confused:
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...wishing for Hizookas in bumper-to-bumper traffic :D
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When your driving and some guy is coming up fast on your tail and say "man that guys closing on my 6 fast" and all your friends look at you like your crazy and say WTF are you tlaking abou:huh
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Originally posted by 68Ripper
When you answer the phone while playing the game and you push your mic button whenever you say something to whoever called you, and everyone in your immediate vicinity gets to hear your side of the phone conversation.
:O
LOL Iv done that when my friends are siting by me watching me fly.
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Originally posted by 68Ripper
When you answer the phone while playing the game and you push your mic button whenever you say something to whoever called you, and everyone in your immediate vicinity gets to hear your side of the phone conversation.
:O
I've done it allowing everyone to hear me releasing chaff (reacting to wife-ack)
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You hear an actual plane going by overhead and you're using the view keys to see where the h it is!
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When you spawn the kitchen and wait for the mouse to come out of his hole in the wall.
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Originally posted by REP0MAN
.......all your friends and family call you by your CPID.
:)
Hmmmmmm :)
Steve
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When your sons first words are "Check 6"
Ryan
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Originally posted by mrshiver
When you ease over in the lane to line up your shot on the car in front of you.
My variation: when you're driving in a curve in highway and start thinking about the lead you have to apply to shoot at the car in front of you.
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when you go to the store with the kids and you tell them to form at your 3, 9, and 6, and maintain formation :D
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When you start doing this...
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/787_1160361404_for_the_ah_guys.jpg)
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You tell your girlfriend you cant see her because work called, and your going IN, which equates to, theres a Close Escort Mission" your friend just called about to ask if you would run the buffs.
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When FlaydONE and I sit around the BBQ pit at my house discussing "strategery" over several adult beverages.
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Reality , who needs it ? I see some serious issues here ! Thanks guys I got a truck load of gratitude from this post .
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telling stories at a party..when its your turn you say...this one time, in AH....
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/When you are writing emails or IM's.
/And all your sentences are cut short.
/And begin with this stupid litte thing --->/
/And your friends ask why you keep typing /.
/That is all, carry on.
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OMG never had such gut busting laugh!!!!!!!!!!
everyone 999000
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jaxxo did u get that quote from a certain balls of steel video i suggested?
That guy is funny as hell.
WOOP WOOP!
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When you start accidentally signing work emails with a ...
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when you call pople nutters and use other words only guys from the UK use cuz your the only one from the US in an all UK squad.
Im from WI. eh!
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Everytime a jumbo flies low over the house your 2 year old boy points and mutters something about goons and your 3 year old daughter says she'e taking lead.
Happens alot, we live under an O'Hare runway.
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I'm calling Child Services... They're going to be raised in a loving environment without such disruptive addictive parents...
:t :rofl :O
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When you watch Crows mobbing a Falcon and realise that its like P38's attacking an La7...........
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when you tell your wife to quit messing with the convergence on the shower heads
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When your wife goes out and buys a 2 way radio, because its the only effective way to communicate with you, and she uses "over" and "Roger" and askes for a "radio check" and understands the meaning.
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Every time you go to Wal-Mart, you have to go to the toy section to see what the latest GV/Plane is out on the shelf, and when you find it you look at your wife with those sad puppy dog eyes.
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Originally posted by wooly15
while driving, instead of turning your head to look behind, you feel around the wheel for the hat switch.
I got over that when I got my vr headset... but uhhh now I reach for the throttle rotory to zoom in on stuff.
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When you start refering to all little kids as "squeekers".:D
Obie
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Originally posted by Obie303
When you start refering to all little kids as "squeekers".:D
Obie
LMFAO ! ! ! :rofl
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When you put a fan on top of your monitor......
So the goggles and silk scarf have a purpose.
:D
Bronk
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Originally posted by LYNX
I recently seen 3 crows chasing a hawk from their nest area. Hawk made 2 crows over shoot with a stall full flap turn and 3rd did a hi YoYo to stay on him.
Played to long ? I'm only just getting there.:lol
I was watching 3 seagulls chase a crow with food the other day... The ACM was magnificent, but all I kept thinking was "buncha gangbangers!"
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When you crash your car and you whine to the cop about the collision model and how the other car took less damage.
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When you tell to the wife that you are going to get a silver Ford Mustang for your next car, an take the next 10 minutes to explain the custom paint scheme you want on it with invasion stripes, red nose/tail, and stars-bars.
Sigh..
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When you start refering to the garage at your house as "the VH"
When you drive by a red barn and check for GVs
and finally, when you hurt yourself in the garage you start yelling "Anyone got supplies!!"
My father has a Piper Cherokee, and we were flying over a lake a couple of days ago. I looked at him and not even thinking said "dad, look at all the PTs". His expression was:huh
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Definitely done the bird thing - had a blue jay pull a hi yo yo on some crows. Definitely would have had some perks on that!
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When your dad buys you your first phone at 13 and its a walkie-talkie --.-- and while your on a date you hear I lost my wingman, and I cant shake my wife-ack off my six.
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Originally posted by Geary420
/When you are writing emails or IM's.
/And all your sentences are cut short.
/And begin with this stupid litte thing --->/
/And your friends ask why you keep typing /.
/That is all, carry on.
:lol Yep, do this one too.
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Lol i do than whenever i get on another fighting game.... and than i learn the buttons for that is /t /m /w and get back to ah and forget all the / commands.
When you are talking with your friends and instead of laughing say LOL super loud.
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When you develop blood clots in your legs from sitting too long.
Kind of a buzzkill I know...but someone had to mention the risk.
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When.....
You wonder why the car you drive doesn't have a gunsight on the windshield.
When.....
You can't see far away road signs and wish you had a "z" key for zoom.
When.....
You see a tailgaiter weaving from lane to lane and you call out "SUV...CHECK IT"!
When......
With other people in the car, you stop at a convienience store and turn to ask...."Any of you guys need supplies?"
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Friends at work are telling hunting and fishing stories, and you blurt out..."Yeah...that's just like SPAWN CAMPING!"
(BY FAR...this will be one of the most CLASSIC threads EVER!)
68ROX
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Originally posted by JB35
Every time you go to Wal-Mart, you have to go to the toy section to see what the latest GV/Plane is out on the shelf, and when you find it you look at your wife with those sad puppy dog eyes.
YES!!!! I'm not the only one....did you see the black jug? :D
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When you go to the car dealer and ask the sales boy if they have any other "skins" coming out soon.
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when you are driving on a 35mph road and a mustang speeds past you, you say to your wife and kids. "i'm cutting flaps and throttle full!" "Lets go get this guy!"
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Originally posted by wooly15
YES!!!! I'm not the only one....did you see the black jug? :D
My GF bought me a panzer and m4 the other day. which both set on my wall of my cubical facing my boss. Wish it really shot HE rounds:( This weekend will purchase the 205!! YAY!!:aok
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Originally posted by Kuhn
The dreaded WIFE ACK!! Indestructable!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
My Joke:
When....
a "New guy" wants bombers he spells them "We need boobmers"
then all of your team mates start requesting "boobs" at different airfields.:D
When.....
You ask the car dealer, "When are we getting a King Tiger or Panther?"
The dealer says "We already have plenty of cheap mustangs!"
When.....
You are in your jeep and you see an H1 Hummer, You say into your cell phone to a friend "Shoot! We have an M3 heading to the vehicle base"...your friend says "Um, what's a M3?"...after that, you yell towards you kids in the back "Get that .50 set up!"...Your kids yell back "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A 50?!"...you yell back "You all are NOOBS"
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When you keep your hand on the gearshift, and when you get a car lined up you push on the the top of the stick with your thumb and make machine gun sounds in your head...
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:rofl :rofl These are all too good, keep them coming! :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by Solar10
When you crash your car and you whine to the cop about the collision model and how the other car took less damage.
Pffft . . . Clueless noob.
He didn't collide on HIS front end . . .
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Originally posted by E25280
Pffft . . . Clueless noob.
He didn't collide on HIS front end . . .
:rofl :rofl Classic!!
When your gettin low on gas and you tell the wife, "We need to rearm."
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Pilot:When you are opening the garage door you say: Flaps, Check. Gear, Check. ATC, On final.
Wife(Co-Pilot): (Understanding what he is saying) Roger, Cleared to land. Bring 'er in.
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When your on the highway.. and you see road kill... and can't help but wonder if SHAWK was here!
999000
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Originally posted by 999000
When your on the highway.. and you see road kill... and can't help but wonder if SHAWK was here!
999000
:rofl
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when ya don't replace your windshield on your truck because the rock that hit it made a perfect targeting circle, and when ya leave the trailer hitch in for the rear ace pilots to hit.( call it counter measures)
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when you get into a fist fight and knock him out in one punch and thinking your cool say "i just pwned your prettythang"
or when you look in your rearview every 3 seconds hoping some 1 doesnt suprise you.
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When you have an irresitable urge to acknowledge people on the telephone with "copy that" or "roger"
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Originally posted by 999000
When your on the highway.. and you see road kill... and can't help but wonder if SHAWK was here!
999000
When that happens, are you wondering if he lost his mullet wig on the side of the road? :D
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Originally posted by Murdr
When you have an irresitable urge to acknowledge people on the telephone with "copy that" or "roger"
Or when you do?
When you constantly say "say again?"
When your supervisor gets pissed off because you answer a military 'radio check' with "five by five"
When you see some teen go whizzing by on the freeway, and your first though its "If only I had cannon!"
When you go to your local airfield, and spend the day imagining all the Cessnas with 20mm cannons...
When you win a fight and shout "Bi*ch got PN3D!!!"
When you turn in a mid-term about the "n00bin3ss of t3h La-7"
When your teacher wakes you up in class, and you immidiatley shout "HIGH PONIES!!!"
When your dad asks what you want for christmas and your first thought is "t3h B-29!!!". And when that thought is immidiately followed by "A new skin pack!"
When your girlfriend asks if youre coming to bed, and your first response is "Just a second, I see a low-and-slow 262!"
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When you're cruising on the freeway and look back to see a tailgater hugging your bumper and your next thought is, "Do I pull a hard left break turn, or cut throttle, drop flaps and roll this puppy for the overshoot!"
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Originally posted by E25280
Pffft . . . Clueless noob.
He didn't collide on HIS front end . . .
I will NOT make films or take pics to explain this.
You're all on your own this time.
:p :D
Bronk
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Originally posted by Simaril
When you feel an irrepressible urge to reverse and merge close behind red cars...
I dogfight folks on the highway with my Jeep. :)
the other day, while texting my buddies, one asked me why I kept texting rgr to say yes.
I called someone who cut me off coming out of McDonalds a HOing bastage.
I yelled, "You've been PWNED!" at some old lady when I beat her to the cereal in Wal-Mart.
Dang.
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I had a teacher ask me a question about guadalcanal yesterday, and I launched into an explanation of the relative merits of the "C-Hawg" vs the "Dweeb HOing Niks"
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when your wife reads this thread and actually finds it funny, even after explaining all of the acronyms. :aok
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When you start adding nose art to your wife mini van.
(http://www.upload-picture.com/images/PjN85916.jpg)
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Originally posted by Makoyouidiot
I had a teacher ask me a question about guadalcanal yesterday, and I launched into an explanation of the relative merits of the "C-Hawg" vs the "Dweeb HOing Niks"
An hopefully flunked as neither were there! :rofl
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When you reach for the 'zoom' button to see things better, only to realize you're browsing the internet, or not even at the computer.
related:
I have Tivo and I am CONSTANTLY wishing I could rewind things. Like parts of my life (what did my wife tell me to get from the store?) and the radio in the car.
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When you log on to your computer and try to use your CH Fighterstick to browse the internet instead of your mouse.
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Originally posted by Bucky73
When you log on to your computer and try to use your CH Fighterstick to browse the internet instead of your mouse.
:rofl
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When you get into your car and just sit there... waiting for the mission to start.
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When you wake up in the morning and your girlfriend tells you that you were talking in your sleep. When you ask her what it was that you had said, she replies "something about a VH just popped".
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or when you where somethig and theirs, rgr, lol, wtf the lists goes on.
p51srule:aok
***** Happens*
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Originally posted by Jonny boy 8
or when you where somethig and theirs, rgr, lol, wtf the lists goes on.
:huh
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quote:Originally posted by Jonny boy 8
or when you where somethig and theirs, rgr, lol, wtf the lists goes on.
Originally posted by scottydawg
:huh
:rofl
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Originally posted by Jonny boy 8
or when you where somethig and theirs, rgr, lol, wtf the lists goes on.
p51srule:aok
***** Happens*
*srry about the type O*
or when you type something and u have rgr, lol, wtf, the lists goes on and on.
p51srule:aok
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...you know more about your squaddies than your next door neighbor.
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Try again Johny Boy..................this time type V E R Y slowly so that the rest of the class can understand you.
You remind me of Hammy from Over The Hedge. No more caffeine for you!
Strike that.........I think Hammy passed 1st graded
Wtf....I hope this kid isnt the next John Kerry.:confused:
Ryan
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Originally posted by Jonny boy 8
*srry about the type O*
or when you type something and u have rgr, lol, wtf, the lists goes on and on.
p51srule:aok
*sigh*
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Well none really with this game; however, other games I've had tendencies to do certain things. I remember playing HL2 and the Max Payne series and I always used the quick save before I entered a new room in case I took 'too' much damage that I wasn't happy with or what not. I'd find myself in life wanthing to F6 (quick save) a lot. In my mind I'd be saying "crap, let me do that over again" if I had say physically bump into someone on the street etc etc etc.
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Originally posted by BBBB
When you wake up in the morning and your girlfriend tells you that you were talking in your sleep. When you ask her what it was that you had said, she replies "something about a VH just popped".
No last night was "something about town popping".:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Your sitting in the office playing AH when your boss walks in. :O
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You're trying to skid across the road in your car using the rudder pedals and just don't get why everyone's honking their horns.
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When your driving I-45 just north of Houston in rush hour traffic, and you watch the Jet's fly as they just took off, and you scan the sky for incoming vulchers.
Or you wait for the Bomb bay doors to open, and it nose dive to drop its ord on the GV's, and you think of the LTARDS :rofl
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when u call a 16 year old kid driving a stinking noob!
Jokester
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Originally posted by weazely
when u call a 16 year old kid driving a stinking noob!
Jokester
Your not even 16 yet!!!!!!!!!!:rofl :lol :rolleyes: :rofl
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yea but ive been playing long enough not to be a noob
daaaa:aok
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You wish your car would retract the landing gear to make you come to a stop quicker.
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Originally posted by 5PointOh
When you start adding nose art to your wife mini van.
(http://www.upload-picture.com/images/PjN85916.jpg)
Better yet....
(http://home.att.net/~c.c.jordan/Widewing.jpg)
My regards,
Widewing
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Originally posted by JB35
When your driving I-45 just north of Houston in rush hour traffic, and you watch the Jet's fly as they just took off, and you scan the sky for incoming vulchers.
Or you wait for the Bomb bay doors to open, and it nose dive to drop its ord on the GV's, and you think of the LTARDS :rofl
When you drive up next to Jb35 and say "hey can I wing up with you" :aok
Better yet when ever someone says something funny instead of laughing you say "LOL".:D
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Originally posted by Widewing
Better yet....
(http://home.att.net/~c.c.jordan/Widewing.jpg)
Wow damn I just spent a week in NY without seeing your car! DAMN!
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Originally posted by Larry
Better yet when ever someone says something funny instead of laughing you say "LOL".:D
I do that!!!!! Funny thing is.... I do it on vox, when playing, not in RL! :D
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Originally posted by Simaril
When you feel an irrepressible urge to reverse and merge close behind red cars...
:lol :rofl
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Originally posted by Widewing
Better yet....
(http://home.att.net/~c.c.jordan/Widewing.jpg)
My regards,
Widewing
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x73/5pointoh/89-Mustang-LX-Coupe.jpg)
Hmm nice, I couldn't afford the plane so I had to get the car. Call sign wouldn't fit on Ohios plate. BMV nazis said NO.
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Yep - when you feel for the bomb toggle when shifting the car gears....
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when your friends all ask you...why the f you keep typing like this
/hiya
?
/what?
why the slash?
/wtf are u talking about?
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When you break with your girlfriend because she doesnt seem to understand that you cant leave the house wens, and sat, because its squad night, and she's taking time away from you "real" life.
Or personaly somtimes when im outside,and a plane flys directly overhead I have the wierdest feeling that he's trying to line up a bomb on me.:aok
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Has it occured to any of you that this is becoming an unhealthy obsession...?
"HTC, im suing you for... er... causing an unhealthy obesession!" lol. God this game is addicting, lol...
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When you work at a local garage and refer to the autos ans axis or allies
o or when your uniform at work has tatertot as your name plate :D
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When your flying over the Long Island Sound, and wish you had eggs, rox, cannon and mg's for those pesky little sail boats below you.
When your flying over long island sound, and an rv8 passes you in opposite direction maybe 500 feet above and maybe 20 yards to the left, and all you want to do is HO, or split S behind him in a grumman tiger.
lmao, true story. both happened yesterday
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when you are driving down I-81 and a car passes you with wing painted on it going the other way. all you want to do it hit the brakes; spin around and say "Engaging RATOs".
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When youir wife goes to wake you up for work in the morning and you say in your sleep what I did a week ago.
"Not now. Pony raid"
LOL true story
Spikes I love your avatard
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When you bang your fist on your computer desk and your kids yell "Dad got shot down again"