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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Trukk on May 11, 2007, 05:12:16 PM
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Mother's Day this weekend, as much as guys like to play, common sense (and a good survival instinct) says don't do it!
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Of course its also a good reminder for those of us that forget when Mother's Day is as well. :)
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how come on mothers days we have to buy them expensive gifts,and take them out for dinner, BUT
on Fathers day we get a crappy bellybutton pair of socks and they expect us to cook out on the grill
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Originally posted by oldtard
how come on mothers days we have to buy them expensive gifts,and take them out for dinner, BUT
on Fathers day we get a crappy bellybutton pair of socks and they expect us to cook out on the grill
If you figgure that out man, let me know.:D
550th will stand down for the weekend. (for safety's sake)
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Originally posted by Trukk
Mother's Day this weekend
That is the REASON why you Should
let the wife go off to the in-laws then
at least i can get some peace & quiet
and a little more time in the MA :aok
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> 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
>right
> and you need to shut up.
>
> 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
> in fine.
>
> 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> 5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
> and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
>you
> about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
> make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say
> you're welcome.
>
> 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU, BOZO!
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> 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
> now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
> wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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LMAO!!! that why i moved 8 hours away from any one remotely resembling family!!:lol