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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Reschke on May 18, 2007, 11:26:20 AM
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This is attributed to George Carlin:
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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Originally posted by Reschke
This is attributed to George Carlin:
Snopes says False.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
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True or false, it's the best idea I've heard of in a while.
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Originally posted by Flatbar
Snopes says False.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
God bless Snopes. May He keep us always enlightened thusly.
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Originally posted by Shifty
True or false, it's the best idea I've heard of in a while.
That my friend is why I posted it here.
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Originally posted by Reschke
That my friend is why I posted it here.
:aok
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Originally posted by Shifty
True or false, it's the best idea I've heard of in a while.
I like this! I don't care what Snopes says, I say do it.