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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Meatwad on May 23, 2007, 01:32:09 AM
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Meatwad has finally and totally lost it
Just had this pretty wierd dream. The AH con was being held in my hometown and had just gotten started. I had to run home to check something and while I was come, everyone had already introduced themselves.
By the time I got back, everyone was in a large circle style banquet hall eating supper. On the wall there there was a large picture projected on there showing things like "most inproved, kills, dweeb, etc." I happened to look up and see that my name was along someone elses as "most improved." I was thinking to myself that I didnt think I was most improved as I was killed at V11 earlier (which was true, because earlier this evening I upped in Dredeger's mission for V11). I mumbled to an old high school friend that I had missed intoducing myself, then all of a sudden someone gave me the mic and I was being brodcast live to the rest of the members including the others that were eating there. The following is the speech I gave word for word
"I have been on the boards and playing Aces High for about 6 years now *people clap and cheer, must of already been drunk.* But its time to let you know who I really am. *Takes my fist and raises it high into the air and shouts* I.....AM.......MEATWAD!!
By now everyone is screaming and clapping, shouting "meatwad, meatwad, meatwad, etc." Clearly they were drunk. Across the room were two women with low cut tops and jiggling bouncing breasts, then I woke up.
I must of been either drunk or crazy for announcing it like that.
Time to go back to bed
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Stop eating that leftover chinese takeout before bedtime.
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you have lost it.
you really want to be cheered on by a bunch of drunk cartoon airplane playing gamers at a "con"?
I swear going to an AH con is like a weird version of gen-con, without odd looking chicks to ogle at.
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I...........AM............... ..MEATWAD!
lmfao. you dork!
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someones been hitting that ganja:aok
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We really want to know about the "two women with low cut tops and jiggling bouncing breasts" :D
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An inner voice is saying to you...."Get a life dweeb." :D
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Wonder if it could be caused from having a poor bed to sleep on. Havent had a real full nights sleep for about 5 months now. I am always waking up different times of the night and having trouble getting back to sleep :(
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If your worried about something, that will keep you from sleeping well. You may want to go see a Doctor to make sure you don't have something wrong physically. Some meds can also keep you from sleeping well, are you on anything new?
It's also a bad habit to do any type of work in your bed room. You should not have your computer or any other work related items, nor should you read or watch TV in there. The bedroom should only be used for sex and sleeping.
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5 months with a crap bed? dude, sort it out, your spine is worth it.
sounds like a pretty normal dream to me, nothing to ask a head shrinker about. thanks for sharing, dreams are intersting to me.
from your account i made a few assumptions, correct or not, no matter.
1) you may feel that despite your long term attendance to this game, you have not really got to know many people very well.
2)despite any acheiments or improvements you have made over the years, you still feel like you have a very long way to go before you are content with your cartoon skills. secretly you desire the community to express that you have improved, more so than just thinking it yourself being enough. you desire the approval of the community yet you hold a certain level of modesty and self evaluation that you would still contest the compliments, should they arrive.
3)when the chance to take the mic is presented you do not hold back, possibly you also desire the communities attention to be totaly focused on you for a few moments so that you can make your presence known once and for all. I AM MEATWAD.
4)you desire a threesome with big breasted girls.
5) you sucked in the raid on V11
:D
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Originally posted by Xargos
nor should you read or watch TV in there.
If it weren`t for the TV in the bedroom I would get no sleep at all.
Tinuitis dontcha know.
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I keep a fan running and use ear plugs to drown out sounds. If I even hear a door open or close, I'll wake up and not be able to get back to sleep. I have a very serious problem with not being able to sleep.
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That's dejavu' man.
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"And the moral of the story is.
The next time you place your order.
Dont forget to say,,,
NO ANCHOVIES PLEASE"
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The only time I've ever dreamed of this game was a few weeks ago.
My wife woke me up for work and I responded with.
"Not now. Pony raid"
LOL
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at least your response wasnt " Not now, Panty raid" that might have caused some problems.. :cool:
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
4)you desire a threesome with big breasted girls.
:D
Hehe, I did that before, it only happened 5 times though. Never was able to do it again.
I dont get sex, im married
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I have sleeping problems from time to time, stressfull job and stressfull private life usually is the reason for it.
Anyway, to get toughts out of my mind when i cant sleep, i always think that im in an sortie in Aces High, i take off, fly around an bit, do some immelmans, some split-Sīs and then im asleep like an little baby.
Dunno, somehow Aces High has an soothing effect on me. Even tough i havent been ingame for years.
:)
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Who's Meatwad?
:D
Mac
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:cry
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J/K Meatwad...
Sooo how bouncy were the N00BIEs... errrr B00BIEs?
:D
Mac
Breastesses Rule!!!
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Oh they were pretty bouncy. One woman was maybe a 35C cup, she was a burnette. The other was a 36D, sandy blonde colored hair. Both had low cut tops on which showed a lot of cleavage, age in their early 20's definately with lots of makeup on. The 35 had on a black dress, the other had a glittery purple top and skirt. Looked like two friends that were smashed, but chances are they were both out looking to get some that night.
Not that I noticed or anything
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Does anyone else have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Am I the only one who has that dream?
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I drempt I was in 3rd Grade once, naked, giving a book report. Mary was sitting in the front seat just focused on my lap throughout my report.
Been searching for Mary ever since....
:D
Mac
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Once I had a dream that I was dreaming. Was only a dream.
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I had a dream that I was having a dream about a dream........................ ....
Talk about being confused
Oh yeah, I once had a dream that I went to a commerical freezer setup like in a grocery store. You know how they have the upright freezers with the swing open doors?
I went to one of them and entered the self destruct code on one. It went boom :)
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
The only time I've ever dreamed of this game was a few weeks ago.
My wife woke me up for work and I responded with.
"Not now. Pony raid"
LOL
LMFAO Dred.
About a month ago I almost overslept. The wife was hitting and kicking me (I sleep like a rock) and told me to get up. She says I said: "Stupid f**king vultcher!"
She asked me what that meant at dinner. She rolled her eyes. :aok
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Since we are on the topic of dreams, I guess it's not a hijack to ask have you and how do you fly in your dreams? Not in a plane but only bodily.
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Wonder if it could be caused from having a poor bed to sleep on. Havent had a real full nights sleep for about 5 months now. I am always waking up different times of the night and having trouble getting back to sleep :(
We had a Simmons Beautyrest double pillow top for 6 years. I sleep like a rock and have slept through a tornado less than a mile away. I would wake up (but go right back to bed) at random hours and my lower back would sometimes be soar.
We bought a Serta Northridge single-pillowtop about two months ago. It made ALL OF THE DIFFERENCE Meatwad. Could be the same happening with you.
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Right now it feels like there is a sharp ball of pain in the right lower side of my neck, or the very top left muscles at the top between the spine and left shoulder. Need to get a new bed, but money is definately an issue. Sunday's are my only day off from work and there isnt much open around here on a sunday :(
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Originally posted by AKIron
Since we are on the topic of dreams, I guess it's not a hijack to ask have you and how do you fly in your dreams? Not in a plane but only bodily.
I have done that a lot, seems it was all mind power. Put it in my mind tha tI wanted to lift off and take flight and before i knew it, I was about 30 feet in the air cruising at close to 30mph
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When I have wanted to fly in my dreams I have willed myself to be light and more floated then flew though it was a definite exertion of will, sometimes strenuous. Most times it worked and I usually floated above the tree tops though not much higher. It seems the wind was more a factor in propelling me than my will. I suspect I am bound in my dreams by my knowledge of gravity.
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Thats about the same for me, never could get over the tree tops either. Even if I tried, I couldnt do it no matter what
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Originally posted by AKIron
When I have wanted to fly in my dreams I have willed myself to be light and more floated then flew though it was a definite exertion of will, sometimes strenuous. Most times it worked and I usually floated above the tree tops though not much higher. It seems the wind was more a factor in propelling me than my will. I suspect I am bound in my dreams by my knowledge of gravity.
many, many times, just as you say. my favorite dream ever.
i spread my arms so im a crusifix and just hover.
it took me years to figure out that i wasnt dreaming of being a human that could fly, i was dreaming that i was a bird and what felt like my arms were infact wings.