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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: BlueJ1 on May 23, 2007, 06:46:37 PM
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Ive gotten two since Ive enlisted now. First one was sorta small considering it was my first. My second I choose because it represented the Navy and my rate community in the Navy, the aviation group that is. The symbol as a whole represents a Aviation Boatswains Mate, which is a airmen/seaman that does not hold a specific rate/job. But as I didnt finish my A school yet I figured I did not deserve the right to get my future rate symbol. Besides, hardly anyone outside the Navy knows what the rate symbols are. Also, I really dont care what people think of it, I love it no matter what.
Heres my first. Its on the left side of my chest.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/581_1179963487_tattoo1.jpg)
Heres my second and newer one. On my left arm. (Thumbnail)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/thumbs/581_1179963795_tattoo.jpg) (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/picpopup.php?ImgId=42697)
Anyone else have tattoos?
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Got a bunch of them.
That`s some nice shading work you got.
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I have at least 30. But I don't count. Check the link in my sig, not all of my tattoos by a long stretch. But some of them are in there.
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So when do you take them off of that white piece of paper and put them on your skin?
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Like the ones in zebra gum? The directions are usually on the package. I think fruit rollups have a kind that come out on your tongue.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
So when do you take them off of that white piece of paper and put them on your skin?
:rofl :rofl
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This is my newest (and even it's quite old 4 months or so), again i'm just going to post the link as it's already hosted and I don't want to resize/upload again.
http://pages.suddenlink.net/kjetil/wicked.jpg
-edit- how big are they? I'm not a real huge fan of smaller tattoos, don't much like tribals either. -edit-
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(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i37/tiffany1317/DSC00747.jpg)
looking back now tho i wish i woulda had laser removal of the moles cause i think it takes away from the fantastic artwork
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Originally posted by Estes
This is my newest (and even it's quite old 4 months or so), again i'm just going to post the link as it's already hosted and I don't want to resize/upload again.
http://pages.suddenlink.net/kjetil/wicked.jpg
-edit- how big are they? I'm not a real huge fan of smaller tattoos, don't much like tribals either. -edit-
One on my chest is about 3 inches all around. One on my arm is about 4 across and 5 tall.
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Blue J- You're in dire need of a tan.
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Originally posted by cav58d
Blue J- You're in dire need of a tan.
Its in my background. Growing up in buffalo give you a forever farmers tan. Its slowly going away tho. Wearing long sleeves, pants, boots, and hats all day dosnt help either.
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I have one that says "welcome to Jamaca, have a nice day" but I can't post it here.
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Originally posted by Estes
Kjetil
Email Me
Pronounced: Chetil (The K is silent damnit!)
Unusual name for an American. Are you perhaps of Scandinavian decent? Or perhaps an expatriate?
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Originally posted by Viking
Unusual name for an American. Are you perhaps of Scandinavian decent? Or perhaps an expatriate?
Norwegian. Born and raised in Norway until I was ten or so.
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I have one that says "welcome to Jamaca, have a nice day" but I can't post it here.
Wow, really? Well, in the same location on my body (my butt) I have a tattoo that says "Exit Only, yield to oncoming traffic"
:D
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Originally posted by Estes
Norwegian. Born and raised in Norway until I was ten or so.
Ah, thought so. :)
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I have one that says "welcome to Jamaca, have a nice day" but I can't post it here.
WY?
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I have one that says "welcome to Jamaca, have a nice day" but I can't post it here.
Is that like a tattoo on your **** that says "welcome aboard!"
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(http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/4/20734-large.jpg)
Heh...
BlueJ I don't think they should hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man with "welcome aboard" tattooed on his noodle.
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One thing about being in the navy I never regretted; never got tattooed.
I came very, very close on a couple occaisions but I am glad I had time to think it out.
BTW I think Down Periscope is frikkin' hilarious. Dumb, but hilarious.
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Got this one maybe a month ago. No gona lie. Hurt real bad. Still have to get family names put in it and colored. And a tan. Its fuzzy because its a cellphone. Red is not color, its pissed off skin.
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x226/BlueJ17/tattoo2.jpg)
Got this one while home on leave. My mom's statement was "I havnt seen you in months. You come home and we did nothing to make it memorable. Lets go get a tattoo together."
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x226/BlueJ17/Sherman082.jpg)
Once the tiger is done, Im done for a long while.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Heres my first. Its on the left side of my chest.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/581_1179963487_tattoo1.jpg)
Heres my second and newer one. On my left arm. (Thumbnail)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/thumbs/581_1179963795_tattoo.jpg) (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/picpopup.php?ImgId=42697)
Those are nice.:)
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Got this one maybe a month ago. No gona lie. Hurt real bad. Still have to get family names put in it and colored. And a tan. Its fuzzy because its a cellphone. Red is not color, its pissed off skin.
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x226/BlueJ17/tattoo2.jpg)
Got this one while home on leave. My mom's statement was "I havnt seen you in months. You come home and we did nothing to make it memorable. Lets go get a tattoo together."
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x226/BlueJ17/Sherman082.jpg)
Once the tiger is done, Im done for a long while.
That second one makes me see one thing. :)
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/animal.jpg)
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I never understood the attraction of Tattoos. Even when really young I never understood it.
Mark
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
I never understood the attraction of Tattoos. Even when really young I never understood it.
Mark
I guess its a thing only for some people. For some each represents something important in their life. others, its a "cool" thing to do when your drunk.
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My entire body is tattooed. Head to toe. The tattoo is a single giant depiction of me, real to life in color and down to the finest detail. Every freckle, every birthmark, everything right down to the pores on my skin have been gone over with a tattoo needle and re-colored in their natural shade.
Of course you can't tell that it's there, but it's there. I'm a giant walking tattoo.
It took weeks to do, and hurt so much I cried like left-wing liberal extra from the movie 'Deliverance'
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Originally posted by Neubob
My entire body is tattooed. Head to toe. The tattoo is a single giant depiction of me, real to life in color and down to the finest detail. Every freckle, every birthmark, everything right down to the pores on my skin have been gone over with a tattoo needle and re-colored in their natural shade.
Of course you can't tell that it's there, but it's there. I'm a giant walking tattoo.
It took weeks to do, and hurt so much I cried like left-wing liberal extra from the movie 'Deliverance'
i don't believe you
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mine are over thirty years old. except for one fairly large dragon that I got a few years back to cover up some really bad stuff... jackal may understand.. few people knew what a lot of it meant but things like "FTW" are now pretty well understood.. so I covered most of those old things up.
I have never regretted the tats. They are history. There were some times when it caused a lot of people to see me differently... getting undressed in front of a woman for the first time with her sometimes... back before every skinny metalhead 14 year old had em..
The main thing is.. whenever I get too full of myself and think I am this normal great citizen, father, whatever... I get a glace of myself in the mirror while getting dressed or taking a shower and go..."you aint foolin anyone.. I know who you are."
We are what we are and we did what we did... our mind trys to forget the bad and pump up the good.. tats, for better or worse.. become a permenant part of our history.
I have no idea what the rest of you will think in 30 years but it probly won't be as dramatic because...your mind will be able to tell you that "everyone had em back then"
lazs
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Originally posted by Neubob
My entire body is tattooed. Head to toe. The tattoo is a single giant depiction of me, real to life in color and down to the finest detail. Every freckle, every birthmark, everything right down to the pores on my skin have been gone over with a tattoo needle and re-colored in their natural shade.
Post pictures.
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Originally posted by texasmom
Post pictures.
I would, but if you saw it you'd say... I don't see a thing--as you wouldn't since the tattoo is just a re-coloring of my entire body in its natural color, with all its natural imperfections.
A brilliant job of color-matching, however. After the tattoo was done, I couldn't tell it was even there.
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Someone at my work has a tattoo that's flourescent. It's absolutely invisible under normal lighting, but under UV, it's very bright. Pretty damn cool idea.
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Originally posted by Neubob
I would, but if you saw it you'd say... I don't see a thing--as you wouldn't since the tattoo is just a re-coloring of my entire body in its natural color, with all its natural imperfections.
A brilliant job of color-matching, however. After the tattoo was done, I couldn't tell it was even there.
Serves me right for skimming through without reading the whole thing to see that you were actually saying that you don't have any.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Heres my first. Its on the left side of my chest.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/581_1179963487_tattoo1.jpg)
Heres my second and newer one. On my left arm. (Thumbnail)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/thumbs/581_1179963795_tattoo.jpg) (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/picpopup.php?ImgId=42697)
Quite Manly! :aok
TIGERESS
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I've been toying with the idea of getting a nice eagle tatooed on my forearm but it seems like everyone is getting tatoos these days and I honestly dont like herding......
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Go against the grain, Benjamin Franklin style, and get a big honkin' tattoo of a turkey.
A single tear dripping from its eye as it gazes at Dale Earnhardt's silhouette on the horizon of New York city, circa September 12th, 2001...
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Originally posted by Yeager
but it seems like everyone is getting tattoos these days and I honestly dont like herding......
Yeager, it doesn't matter how many men have tattoos. It's not herding when men do it. It mostly seems like herding when the women get those. Go for it Yeager!
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To me those things are distasteful.
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Originally posted by texasmom
Yeager, it doesn't matter how many men have tattoos. It's not herding when men do it. It mostly seems like herding when the women get those. Go for it Yeager!
How many sheep do you have to see with Tribal tats to call a sheep a sheep?
Tats are trendy right now.
It is really a shame, most women who get them really ruin themselves.
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Originally posted by Denholm
To me those things are distasteful.
I think they don't look distasteful on men. I think they look extremely distasteful on women though.
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Originally posted by Yeager
I've been toying with the idea of getting a nice eagle tatooed on my forearm but it seems like everyone is getting tatoos these days and I honestly dont like herding......
I would say... if you are going to get one, Yeager,
get one where the sun don't shine.
That's what I did. It's a beautiful small butterfly :)
No one knows I have it... well almost no one.
It doesnt show.
TIGERESS
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Thanks Texasmom.
If you get a tattoo you dont really care when people think negative about them. Its a personal thing. But when someone gives you a compliment then all the better.
I believe some tattoos are trendy and herding. But when you get a tattoo you usually want something thats unique and represents you. Not everyone else with one. Hence, why I wont get tribal.
None of my tattoos show in shorts or a tshirt. So the only time you'll see mine is when Im at the beach. I can also apply for a job somewhere and not worry about my boss' thoughts on a tattoo that shows.
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I haven't yet decided, but I leaning toward this for my first tattoo:
(http://chud.com/nextraimages/papillon02.jpg)
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Subtle, understated, I like it.
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Originally posted by Neubob
I would, but if you saw it you'd say... I don't see a thing--as you wouldn't since the tattoo is just a re-coloring of my entire body in its natural color, with all its natural imperfections.
A brilliant job of color-matching, however. After the tattoo was done, I couldn't tell it was even there.
Thats not the only reason she'd say she doesnt see a thing LMAO
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Originally posted by texasmom
I think they don't look distasteful on men. I think they look extremely distasteful on women though.
Depends on what and where the women get them.
Depending on whats done and where, they can look sexy..Well at least on younger women.
The women that get full arm tats look rediculous on women though.
I have two. On on each forearm.
A somewhat cheesy Bald Eagle on my right arm
and The head of a Viking on my left.
Both could stand a touchup LOL
I wouldnt mind another but as of yet I yhavent decided what I would like for long enough to actually get it.
My self imposed rule and the one I suggest for others to follow is never get one spur of the moment.
Find something you like and hang it on a wall where you will see it every day. if you still like it 6 months from now get it.
If not. then dont. They will be with you alot longer then 6 months so choose wisely
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Go against the grain, Benjamin Franklin style, and get a big honkin' tattoo of a turkey.
A single tear dripping from its eye as it gazes at Dale Earnhardt's silhouette on the horizon of New York city, circa September 12th, 2001...
maybe not a tat, but I do need new wallpaper ....
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I think that by far the best trend in tatoos was the male tramp stamp (lower back tattoo). It was popular for about 6 minutes back in the 90s, but in that 6 minutes, enough sweetheart bags got it for a lifetime of joke material.
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Originally posted by lazs2
mine are over thirty years old. except for one fairly large dragon that I got a few years back to cover up some really bad stuff... jackal may understand.. few people knew what a lot of it meant but things like "FTW" are now pretty well understood.. so I covered most of those old things up.
FTW......I still feel that pretty often. :)
DILLIGAF----1%------tear drops under the eye , etc. I`ve seen a lot of people get cover ups that are like that...old school Identification can cause some probs sometimes.
I have never regretted the tats. They are history.
Same here. I am pretty pleased with every one I have. Some make a statement on who I am and how I feel about things to those who have been down the road.
Some are unmistakable in their meaning to most. I have one pretty large one on my upper back shoulder in memory of the loss of probably the best friend I have ever had. He knew what brotherhood was and he lived by it as far as myself and him was concerned. Pretty scarce nowadays.
It is a tat of an Inian hunter, on a rearing pony, with his bow at full draw, being charged by a buffalo. It was taken from a full page ad for Ben Pearson way back there when they were in Ark. A few days before he died he found it a magazine and pointed it out to me. It pretty well summed up the way that he wished things still were.
I have one on the upper part of my left forearm that I got in Sturgis in `97 in memory of my Dad shortly after he passed away. Without a doubt the finest man I ever have or ever will meet . That one means a lot to me.
I have one large one running on the inside of my right arm from the bend to the very bottom of my wrist. It is a chain in 1" by 2' inch links running through the top of the head and coming out the opened jaw bones of a horned , fanged skull. That represents to me a chunk of my life that started pretty young will continue to be chained to me for the rest of my life. One link has asamll gap that`s not fully joined. You never know. :) I`m sort of surprised at the number of people who have spotted it, looked at me grinning, shaking their head in affirmative. They get it. :)
Wooden flag pole , with Rebel Flag, planted firmly through a skull, with eagle hovering above.
Let the touchy/feely crowd tell me I can`t fly that one. :aok
Dragon wrapped around a rose. Spear with wooden shaft through a skull planted in the ground amidst cactus.
Winged skull with H-D stroker cap. ;)
Large Indian warrior skull with braided hair and war feather still attached. He looks PO`d. LOL
The very first one...old school upswept wings eagle Harley emblem. I didn`t even have to think about that one. I knew by the time I was 14 that H-D would be a part of my entire life. Ain`t broken yet.
We have the large flames covering 3/4s of my right arm, worked into and around the other tats outlined and partialy colered. Had to put it on hold and order a different brand of ink from Huck. In the meantime the young son of my neighbor that is doing the work on that one has been enduring the soon to be ex wife`s game of "Lets see how many times I can pick up the phone and get all mushy enough for the local law to throw him in jail." Equal my ***. Delays. Delays.
The main thing is.. whenever I get too full of myself and think I am this normal great citizen, father, whatever... I get a glace of myself in the mirror while getting dressed or taking a shower and go..."you aint foolin anyone.. I know who you are."
POW! You rang my bell with that.
Will put a new topic up about this shortly.
Too lengthy for here.
We are what we are and we did what we did... our mind trys to forget the bad and pump up the good.. tats, for better or worse.. become a permenant part of our history.
Yep. A virtual ink time line.
They really come in handy sometimes as repellent for a lot of waste of oxygen nobodys trying to hide behind two faced disguise of "Mr. Straight and Narrow poster child".............while they pick the pockets of anyone they can get their hands on.
I can`t help but get a kick out of the ones who will be strolling down the aisles of some store in their best looking for a way to help society uniforms and glance up to see me coming from the other direction. Gasp! Disdain! Hugging the shelves or making abrupt turns down the nearest side aisle. Can`t get too close. Might be catching. :rofl
Usualy the same type that will get caught behind the white haired lady with her cart in the middle of the aisle doing and indepth price comparison on 10 different brands of baking soda. The tapping of the foot starts. Checking the Rolex about every five seconds with a disgusted look of indignation and self importance on their face.
I usualy see them again on their way out while I`m sitting on the benches with the old farmers and such having some great your life/my life story swaps while I wait on my wife helping the gray haired old lady nail down the best bargain on the baking soda.
If my so called anti social billboard keeps most of the self important, two faced scum away from me then that`s an added extra bonus. They would put me to sleep with their tales of lifetime boredom anyway.
I have some great friends from all walks of life, in every age group that never give my tats a second thought. We become friends according to what we have in common, not some act of what anyone wants us to be.
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I have plenty of history too. I just don't see the need to advertise it. I really don't see a good reason to have something that creates an identity in peoples minds without creating the the need for some work on their part to discover who you are. Why would you want people to jump to conclusions about you, or why would you want to be so shallow as to think that your life or personality can be summed up in a few pictures?
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Oh snap!
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nothing to do with other people.. it is for me.
It is done anyway.. to deny who you were is silly. I don't really advertise tho...any long sleeve t shirt hides almost everything. and.. like I said.. by todays standards.. I really don't have many... they just aren't cartoons.
lazs
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I have one on my chest that says, "Hi. My name is Drunky!"
Oh wait, that's a name tag. Silly me, nevermind.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I really don't see a good reason to have something that creates an identity in peoples minds without creating the the need for some work on their part to discover who you are. Why would you want people to jump to conclusions about you, or why would you want to be so shallow as to think that your life or personality can be summed up in a few pictures?
:rofl
Irony award.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I have plenty of history too. I just don't see the need to advertise it. I really don't see a good reason to have something that creates an identity in peoples minds without creating the the need for some work on their part to discover who you are. Why would you want people to jump to conclusions about you, or why would you want to be so shallow as to think that your life or personality can be summed up in a few pictures?
Weeds out the phonies
For that matter why would I want to associate with people who jump to conclusions about me without ever bothering to get to know me.
To me Those who would jump to conclusions about someone because of tattoos are the true shallow ones
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Two words: Identifying marks.
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very good point chair.. exactly one of the things I thought about.. especially back in the day... when a tat was a rare thing..
Even went so far as to make sure that they were covered easily..
now... after decades of wear and tear... besides the fingerprint thing and all the baggage I drag around .. I am beat up enough that tats are just one more identifying mark At a young age I had enough scars to make your point a moot one.
lazs
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Originally posted by Jackal1
:rofl
Irony award.
Bull ...
You post a paragraph or 2 on how you love having people make snap judgements on how bad bellybutton you are based on the tats and I'm ironic? LOL.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Bull ...You post a paragraph or 2 on how you love having people make snap judgements on how bad bellybutton you are based on the tats and I'm ironic? LOL.
loving something like that is just one of the side perks. :rofl
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Wife has em Tramp Stamp hip to hip small of her back, arm band, ankle, and between shoulder blades tribal. Me 1 big one right shoulder. It is a matter of taste and opinion. Some people feel your less of a person for having them. Other people feel your more of an individual. 6 of one half dozen of the other.
! all
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i want to be different from most people , so i don't have tattoo.
i just hope people won't discriminate against me because i'm different.
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Pour gasoline all over your body then light the match. Guaranteed to leave a mark.:D
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Originally posted by dogtooth 967
Pour gasoline all over your body then light the match. Guaranteed to leave a mark.:D
Ouch, that's horrible!
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Originally posted by uberhun
Other people feel your more of an individual. ! all
Absolutely! Get a tattoo like everyone else so you can be more of an individual. :D
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Tattoos are not for me, but to each his. The gasoline remark came to mind when my freind dino had a flaming bowl of gasoline kicked into him in 1976. He was horribly disfigured. Tattoos, I just relate it with permanent skin damage. That's how I feel, I have none. Sorry. I was 14 that year, kids do stupid things.
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I have no tattoos either. I dont see the purpose of them.
No piercings either. Dont understand the point of either one of them
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Originally posted by Meatwad
No piercings either. Dont understand the point of either one of them
A novel place to hang your keys?
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Classic line from Life of Brian comes to mind...Brian tells a huge crowd that they can think for themselves and that that are all individuals, at which point they all chant in unison "Yes! We *are* all individuals".
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meatwad actualy agrees with me. Ladies wear ear rings. Personally I do not understand why a man would. Howie Mandel for instance. To me he appears to be pitching a commercial for MR CLEAN (TM). Look at me look at me. It makes no sence.
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Originally posted by dogtooth 967
Tattoos are not for me, but to each his. The gasoline remark came to mind when my freind dino had a flaming bowl of gasoline kicked into him in 1976. He was horribly disfigured. Tattoos, I just relate it with permanent skin damage. That's how I feel, I have none. Sorry. I was 14 that year, kids do stupid things.
OIC what you mean. ;)
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thanks texasmom, I like you:aok
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Originally posted by dogtooth 967
thanks texasmom, I like you:aok
Thanks dog, and that's probably because you haven't seen any of my very mean-spirited early morning posts. ;)
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Originally posted by dogtooth 967
meatwad actualy agrees with me.
Call me paranoid, but have you been here before? :noid
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Bull ...
You post a paragraph or 2 on how you love having people make snap judgements on how bad bellybutton you are based on the tats and I'm ironic? LOL.
Nope. I stated how comical it was and it was an added plus. If someone makes a snap judgement that I am a bad ass, as you put it, then I wonder what other snap judgements they make about other people. Only people I care about one way or the other is those that I get to know and those that get to know me.
Let`s face it, it is a judgement based on................the color of my skin.
Coming from you, it is pure Irony.
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It is only irony if i were to be making a judgement about the color of your skin. I am in fact making a judgement on your stated reasons for having a tattoo. It may be subtle, but it ain't the same thing.
I can`t help but get a kick out of the ones who will be strolling down the aisles of some store in their best looking for a way to help society uniforms and glance up to see me coming from the other direction. Gasp! Disdain!
Whatever floats your boat. Just be more attentive to the things you call irony. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
It is only irony if i were to be making a judgement about the color of your skin. I am in fact making a judgement on your stated reasons for having a tattoo. It may be subtle, but it ain't the same thing.
I don`t have a tattoo. I have many.
Whatever you are reading into whatever you wanted it to mean to you is fine by me.
My tats are for me, nobody else.
If someone is that shallow so be it. I could care less. It just points them out easily.
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Whatever floats your boat. Just be more attentive to the things you call irony. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Coming from you and the statements you have made on this board, it is most definitely irony in it`s truest form.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Weeds out the phonies
For that matter why would I want to associate with people who jump to conclusions about me without ever bothering to get to know me.
To me Those who would jump to conclusions about someone because of tattoos are the true shallow ones
I agree. Jumping to conclusions based on the tats would be shallow. Enjoying the tats BECAUSE people jump to conclusions is just as shallow.
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Here you go Jackl, just cause I think you need it....
Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: 'You can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute, and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to The Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
Arthur said, 'Yep, that's me.'
God said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major flaws in your invention:
1. There is too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!'
'Hmmmmm, you have some good points there, 'replied God, hold on.'
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.'
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I express my individuality by having a gigantic johnson.
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Originally posted by Thrawn
I express my individuality by having a gigantic johnson.
yeah I hear thats rare in Canada:D
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Originally posted by texasmom
Thanks dog, and that's probably because you haven't seen any of my very mean-spirited early morning posts. ;)
Your mean spirited posts?
Seeing a mean spirited post from you is liek seeing Seagoon loose his temper on the boards and apologising for it.
You cant see it and wonder what it is he's apologising for .
Its about the same as throwing a cotton ball at someone and then claiming you assaulted them. LMAO
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Your mean spirited posts?
Seeing a mean spirited post from you is liek seeing Seagoon loose his temper on the boards and apologising for it.
You cant see it and wonder what it is he's apologising for .
Its about the same as throwing a cotton ball at someone and then claiming you assaulted them. LMAO
*smile* thanks Drediock (and don't y'all go searching to prove him wrong here ;) Skuzzy already deleted the worst of them )
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I have one that says "welcome to Jamaca, have a nice day" but I can't post it here.
Most of the time it just says "Wendy".
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Originally posted by Thrawn
I express my individuality by having a gigantic johnson.
Johnson's are made in Canada, but to get more than 40 hp you need to go with Evinrude. No gigantic Johnsons in Canada.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Here you go Jackl, just cause I think you need it....
An old one.
Then there are some of us that have the pleasure of riding both. :)
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Then there are some of us that have the pleasure of riding both. :)
Is this still the conversation about 'johnsons'? If so, this is rather revealing, don't you think?
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Is this still the conversation about 'johnsons'? If so, this is rather revealing, don't you think?
Yes it is. I use mine on a regular basis .
:aok
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I agree. Jumping to conclusions based on the tats would be shallow. Enjoying the tats BECAUSE people jump to conclusions is just as shallow.
Pointing out people are shallow for enjoying tats because other people are shallow and jump to conclusions is just as shallow.
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and.. it's not like it's an earing on a man or nothin...
lazs
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..................and I run a Mercury on my pontoon boat. :rofl
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Ya, old topic, but I didn't want to start a new one.
I finally got one of my crappy homemade ones I put on when I was 16 covered up professionally. I chose a sword and a latin term that goes back in our genealogy to Scotland and Ireland.
See scan in our family-maintained genealogy:
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/23510941/394994212.jpg
Before:
(http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/23510941/394994161.jpg)
After:
(http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/23510941/394994162.jpg)
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(http://www.entertainmentworlds.com/raisethedead.jpg)
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I had forgotten how great Neubob was.