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Title: bird crap
Post by: folkwufe on May 25, 2007, 12:30:46 AM

im watchin the news, and it says some bird took a sh** on the president. bird must have been from the taliban. new form of terrorism?

Title: bird crap
Post by: Yeager on May 25, 2007, 12:51:46 AM

did you see the way he just brushed it off? :rolleyes:

Title: bird crap
Post by: folkwufe on May 25, 2007, 01:08:23 AM

yeah, looked embarrased

Title: bird crap
Post by: cav58d on May 25, 2007, 01:19:08 AM

Well they say bird crap on the head or shoulder brings good luck.  Lord knows "W" could use some luck right now lol

Title: bird crap
Post by: storch on May 25, 2007, 07:07:30 AM

way back in the day when we mustered for quarters on the fantail some of us would take pieces of bread and toss them into the air to attract seagulls.  we would toss them over to where second division was mustered and they us.  we all got shat upon one time or another.  while funny it's completely harmless.

Title: bird crap
Post by: mandingo on May 25, 2007, 07:25:49 AM

what a dork... he could have made a joke out of it.  shows how much charisma he has.

Title: bird crap
Post by: Nilsen on May 25, 2007, 08:02:09 AM

Bird = 1, bush = 0

Pretty soon all birdnests will be be part of the axis of evil, and more sam batteries will surround the whitehouse ;)

Title: bird crap
Post by: Odee on May 25, 2007, 08:09:10 AM

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Originally posted by mandingo
what a dork... he could have made a joke out of it.  shows how much charisma he has.

You get shat upon in public while speaking and see how big a joke you make of it... Mandingo must have taken his ID-10T pill today.

Title: bird crap
Post by: Angus on May 25, 2007, 08:10:41 AM

While he brushed it off, he thought:
"Thank god that the cows can't fly"

:D

Title: bird crap
Post by: Nilsen on May 25, 2007, 08:13:36 AM

I think someone in the Secret Service detail will get fired :(

Title: bird crap
Post by: Gunthr on May 25, 2007, 08:23:52 AM

last year my daughter and i were looking for a parking spot in a crowded mall not too far from the ocean.  i spied a perfect parking spot that even had a tree for shade from the sun.  i was backing in and an old guy and his wife zipped right in and stole it from me.  i used it as an opportunity for an object lesson for my kid, and told her some people are just rude, we would let it go and find another place to park.

when we came back out there were about 10 million birds perched in that one tree, and the old guy's car looked like it had white measles, literally hundreds of white terds all over it - stem to stern.  

while were laughing about this, the old man and his wife returned to their hard won parking spot, and the sour look on his face was absolutely hilarious!  

his windshield was covered in bird crap and he put on his wipers and it just smeared it around.   he had this stupid painful look on his face as he drove away and me and my daughter had to hold each other up we were laughing so hard.  it was divine intervention ;)

Title: bird crap
Post by: Nilsen on May 25, 2007, 08:33:52 AM

LOL :D

Title: bird crap
Post by: megadud on May 25, 2007, 08:41:16 AM

a bird pooped on me once and so i found it when it was sleeping and pooped right back on it. then this other time a bird pooped on me so i shot it. i won both times. yay me! :)

Title: bird crap
Post by: Speed55 on May 25, 2007, 08:45:10 AM

I got hit by a seagull once at a a rolling stones concert years ago..  felt like i got hit by a ***** ing golf ball. :lol

I took off my hat and was able to clean it off with beer.... yeah, i know waste of beer, but i didn't wan't to stay a watermelon head. :aok

Title: bird crap
Post by: Dichotomy on May 25, 2007, 08:46:37 AM

A buddy of mine and I used to drive down to Austin for the UT home games.  This guy was a dandy.  Even in the heat he always wore starched shirts, jeans, boots polished to a shine, and his cowboy hat.   I, on the other  hand, always dressed for the temperature and saved my good clothes for going out at night.

So we're sitting there watching UT and Colorado go at it and I felt something hit his shirt.  Before all the cracks go up when you're in the seating at that stadium you are literally shoulder to shoulder with the person next to you so shut it.  

I looked over at him thinking someone had thrown some ice or something and theres this HUMONGOUS pile of bird crap on his shoulder.  It looked like an Eagle had montezumas revenge all over him.

He looks at me and says in disgust; '100,000 people in this stadium and the bird S**ts on me.  God hates me'. :D

Title: bird crap
Post by: -CodyC on May 25, 2007, 08:52:42 AM

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Originally posted by Dichotomy
He looks at me and says in disgust; '100,000 people in this stadium and the bird S**ts on me.  God hates me'. :D

Nope god just hates Texas fans....
BOOMER!

Title: bird crap
Post by: cav58d on May 25, 2007, 10:56:10 AM

If the Secret Service could find a way to keep birds and even bugs out of Presidential TFR's, believe me, they would.

Title: bird crap
Post by: folkwufe on May 25, 2007, 10:59:39 AM

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Bird = 1, bush = 0

Pretty soon all birdnests will be be part of the axis of evil, and more sam batteries will surround the whitehouse ;)

:rofl