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Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 31, 2007, 12:48:12 AM
DO ELEPHANTS REALLY HAVE MEMORIES?

         

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly

interesting...

 

 

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from

Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a

young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The

elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

         

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a

large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as

he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which

the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

         

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on

its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen,

thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant

trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

 

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty

years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his

teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the

creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu

were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its

front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that

several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

                   

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if

this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over

the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to

the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again,

wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against

the railing, killing him instantly.

                   

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: Sandman on May 31, 2007, 12:49:39 AM
Every party's got to have a pooper. (http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp)
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: AWMac on May 31, 2007, 12:51:31 AM
Huh?


:)
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: cav58d on May 31, 2007, 12:57:56 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That was great!
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 31, 2007, 12:58:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Every party's got to have a pooper. (http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp)


LOL I posted it as a joke
I never claimed nor thought it to have any validity

Or didnt you notice the punchline?

Sheesh
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: AWMac on May 31, 2007, 01:29:00 AM
Forget Norway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlPAwHE8_rs&NR=1)

Mac
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: Domin on May 31, 2007, 07:02:32 AM
hehehe funny.
Title: Re: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: Jackal1 on May 31, 2007, 07:10:14 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
DO ELEPHANTS REALLY HAVE MEMORIES?    

 


I think I can clear this up for for you.
I asked an elephant about this and the answer he told me was "yes'.
He also said that he remembered me asking him this same question the last couple of times this joke was posted here.
There you have it.
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: FiLtH on May 31, 2007, 08:13:47 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh man ya got me!!!!!
Title: Re: Re: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 31, 2007, 08:15:18 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
I think I can clear this up for for you.
I asked an elephant about this and the answer he told me was "yes'.
He also said that he remembered me asking him this same question the last couple of times this joke was posted here.
There you have it.


Curious if you have ever posted anything there that has been posted before.
And if so why?

Or dont you remember?

OR
Are you one of these people with so little a life that you have both the time and the inclination to do searches on everything you post just to make sure that something you might put up has never ever been posted before?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: Jackal1 on May 31, 2007, 09:31:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Curious if you have ever posted anything there that has been posted before.
And if so why?

Or dont you remember?

OR
Are you one of these people with so little a life that you have both the time and the inclination to do searches on everything you post just to make sure that something you might put up has never ever been posted before?



Talk about your time.
It was a joke. Chill Francis.
Title: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: Gunthr on May 31, 2007, 09:47:12 AM
oh man, that was GOOD  :aok
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Do Elephants Really Have Memories?
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 31, 2007, 05:45:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
Talk about your time.
It was a joke. Chill Francis.


My apologies

I woke up a bit cranky this morning for some reason.
Wrong side of the bed and all that.
Sorry I took it out on you