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Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on May 31, 2007, 07:43:46 PM
Did I mention that I am not at all right?


Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Maverick on May 31, 2007, 07:53:03 PM
That was a prime example of a severe shortage of sausage pizza. I strongly suggest you get 2 large ones and take them immediately........
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on May 31, 2007, 08:02:12 PM
(http://www.stefanipremiumfoods.com/images/foods/sausage_pizza_rgb_final.jpg)

(http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/Equals.JPG)

(http://www.chronicalsonical.com/Pumpkin%20Puke.bmp)
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: nirvana on May 31, 2007, 09:30:45 PM
I'd no idea diamond was a metal:o
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: texasmom on May 31, 2007, 11:15:57 PM
What a horrific thing to do with diamonds.  Diamonds have no business smashing into anything.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Mr No Name on May 31, 2007, 11:33:33 PM
*Throws a doughnut at meatwad*
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: FiLtH on May 31, 2007, 11:37:27 PM
I couldnt read it straight thru. My brain started burning. And my leg twitched.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on June 01, 2007, 06:39:50 AM
:D

(I didnt see the doughnut until now, its all crusty and stale) :(
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Maverick on June 01, 2007, 10:18:29 AM
That wasn't a food type doughnut he threw at you...........
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Furball on June 01, 2007, 01:02:09 PM
Chuck Norris is the hardest material known to man.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: texasmom on June 01, 2007, 01:09:15 PM
*hijack*
love the pumpkin. I've saved the picture. This halloween I'll let my sons have a barfing pumpkin carving contest. completely wonderful.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 01, 2007, 02:41:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Furball
Chuck Norris is the hardest material known to man.


The only hard part of Chuck Norris you care about is his noodle. ;)
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on June 01, 2007, 05:41:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Maverick
That wasn't a food type doughnut he threw at you...........



:huh

You mean theres more then one kind?
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: texasmom on June 01, 2007, 07:37:23 PM
The only other one I can think of is the spare tire that you keep in the trunk.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Maverick on June 01, 2007, 08:14:18 PM
Hemorhoid donut. It's a cushion you sit on. If you remember the ship board scene in the movie The Big Red One one of the troopies was asking for his donut back.
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: evenhaim on June 01, 2007, 08:35:38 PM
ROFL

i think i just killed a part of my brain by reading this conversation:rofl
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on June 01, 2007, 08:41:02 PM
Ohhhhhhh.......


I was thinking of play-doh doughnuts. They are ok, but they get stale fast.

The red ones are my favorite, they taste like yum :)
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Maverick on June 01, 2007, 08:44:15 PM
The one I suggested would explain the crusty part you entioned.......
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on June 01, 2007, 08:56:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Maverick
The one I suggested would explain the crusty part you entioned.......



NOOOOOO!!!!

:cry
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Maverick on June 01, 2007, 09:01:08 PM
You ate it didn't you......




:eek: :O
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Meatwad on June 01, 2007, 09:11:27 PM
*snif snif*


............................. ...
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Maverick on June 01, 2007, 10:42:10 PM
Gotta get that Briggs and Stratton stomach pump fired up........
Title: Diamonds vs walls
Post by: Booz on June 01, 2007, 10:48:00 PM
I've seen stupider threads, I just dont remember where