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Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: wrag on June 01, 2007, 11:35:09 AM

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: indy007 on June 01, 2007, 11:45:05 AM

Joe Rogan said it best, to paraphrase...

You all don't understand how powerful the p*$$! truly is. Suicide bombers are willing to blow themselves up for the promise of p!$$# in another dimension. That's power.

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 01, 2007, 12:24:03 PM

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Originally posted by indy007
Joe Rogan said it best, to paraphrase...

You all don't understand how powerful the p*$$! truly is. Suicide bombers are willing to blow themselves up for the promise of p!$$# in another dimension. That's power.

I heard that joke from Carlos Mencia.


ack-ack

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: indy007 on June 01, 2007, 12:30:09 PM

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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I heard that joke from Carlos Mencia.


ack-ack

That's a whole different can of worms. Pretty sure those guys still hate each other.

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 01, 2007, 02:14:23 PM

I'm sorry if it went slightly above your head.



ack-ack

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: indy007 on June 01, 2007, 02:23:44 PM

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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I'm sorry if it went slightly above your head.



ack-ack

I broke my rib & have been grazing on painkillers for the last week.

Everything is going over my head.

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Post by: OdinGrunherze on June 01, 2007, 02:30:06 PM

LOL, yes the power of poonanny.... It makes some guy's do stupid things...
 

OG

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Post by: Mr No Name on June 01, 2007, 03:17:57 PM

love it!

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Post by: AWMac on June 01, 2007, 03:32:55 PM

You mean we actually get poontang on the otherside?

:confused:

Mac

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Post by: LancerVT on June 01, 2007, 04:05:20 PM

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Originally posted by indy007
Joe Rogan said it best, to paraphrase...

You all don't understand how powerful the p*$$! truly is. Suicide bombers are willing to blow themselves up for the promise of p!$$# in another dimension. That's power.

lolz

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Post by: Stang on June 01, 2007, 04:36:48 PM

Joe Rogan has never said one original thing in his life, nor will he ever.  He ruined the man show.

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Post by: bongaroo on June 01, 2007, 07:06:21 PM

oh heaven forbid, no walmarts must drive half of  them to suicide

:huh:

i'd love no walmart

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Post by: evenhaim on June 01, 2007, 07:10:35 PM

u forgot no chanuka :lol
and hot israeli woman :aok

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 01, 2007, 07:45:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I heard that joke from Carlos Mencia.


ack-ack

Mencia does "very well...
with other peoples jokes"

Title: Interesting take on...............
Post by: evenhaim on June 01, 2007, 08:32:56 PM

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Mencia does "very well...
with other peoples jokes"

heheh owned!