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Title: Blonde committing........
Post by: wrag on June 01, 2007, 11:37:00 AM

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house. (She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide.

I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!"

She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways."

For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.

I asked "Are you really trying to hang yourself?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks"

"Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe.

Title: Blonde committing........
Post by: Kaw1000 on June 01, 2007, 11:39:17 AM

Hardy hardy har har har:D

Title: Blonde committing........
Post by: Furball on June 01, 2007, 12:20:19 PM

edit: oooops! wrong thread :D

Title: Re: Blonde committing........
Post by: Airscrew on June 01, 2007, 12:22:18 PM

Quote

Originally posted by wrag
"Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe.

:rofl :rofl

Title: Blonde committing........
Post by: Meatwad on June 01, 2007, 05:41:12 PM

:rofl :rofl

Title: Blonde committing........
Post by: Mr No Name on June 01, 2007, 07:26:35 PM

mannnnnnnn i love blondes and the jokes they inspire!

Title: Blonde committing........
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 01, 2007, 07:49:40 PM

I was waiting behind a blond at a soda machine once.

She took out a dollar from her purse. Put it in the machine. pushed a button and a soda came out.
then she reaced back into her purse. Took out another dollar, puit that one in the machine,pushed a buttopn and another soda came out.
she proceeded to do this 6 or 7 more times when finally growing impatient I asked her.

"Miss, are you going to be done soon?"
She turned to look at me and said
"Duhhhh, Im still winning"