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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: storch on June 06, 2007, 12:40:42 PM
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apparently skyrock is miffed because you players are not paying sufficient attention to him.
I thought I should start this thread for those of you who want a shot at the AH dart team's goaly.
please leave the storch threads for storch bashing only.
sheesh
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What's a dart team?
Also bashing skyrock is pointless, like shooting puppies in a barrel (figuratively speaking, for God's sake). It's much more fun to wail on you, storch. ;)
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I don't care about Skyrock bashing, I just want to duel him a few times. All this "Skyrock owns you" stuff has really piqued my interest. I want to see if he's really that good, and if he is, I'd like to improve myself against him.
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Originally posted by Benny Moore
I don't care about Skyrock bashing, I just want to duel him a few times. All this "Skyrock owns you" stuff has really piqued my interest. I want to see if he's really that good, and if he is, I'd like to improve myself against him.
he's OK
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Give your kids Hugs not Drugs.
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Originally posted by wetrat
he's OK
:rofl :aok
may the :cry 'ing begin.
:p
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Originally posted by wetrat
he's OK
Yer giving him too much credit. :)
Ren
The Damned
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And what exactly does this have to do with AHII??? Doesn't this thread belong in the O-Club where the scuttlebutt usually occurs?
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Originally posted by cleve
And what exactly does this have to do with AHII??? Doesn't this thread belong in the "not so serious" topic?
There is no such thing as a not so serious topic on these boards. The slightest comment, irrelevant or not, will get chewed up, digested then spit back for more comment, review, chewing, gnashing and spitting. Thats what makes these boards so much fun! :rofl
Ren
The Damned
Ah you also edited it to read "O'Club" that should bring alot of gnashing to those who originally saw it.
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Originally posted by storch
apparently skyrock is miffed
This is where you went wrong. :aok
Seriously, if you want a fight, that is in cartoon airplanes, just follow the list:
1. Set a time.
2. Choose an arena.
3. Pick an aircraft.
4. Pick an alt.*
5. Choose a fuel loadout.
6. Choose a gun package.
7. Decide whether you want to practice attacking, reversals, or Head-on merge duels.
8. Post your picks and choices on the BBS.
This fight would be a sanctioned** bout, consisting of at least 3 rounds and at most an indefinite amount of rounds so long as both combatants are willing to fight!
This offer is always on the table with me and many of my friends in this game of AH.
* Depending on the decision to number 7, this alt can be either the same or different for each of the combatants.
** I accidentally caught myself talking in a Michael Buffer voice and somehow sanction came out. It means nothing!! :t
Mark
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Originally posted by wetrat
he's OK
LMAO, I was typing my first post in this thread when you posted this. I have some film of me being a little better than OK, but I guess that assessment by you will do! I have good nights, and I have bad nights, I have good planes and I have bad planes and then there is drunk! (cough cough) But I am usually, and this means 99% of the time, enjoying the competition!:aok
Mark
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nobody likes the sensible skyrock. we all pay good money to see the irrate, vulgar, "owns you, you noob", skyrock. this guy that post in a calm manner bores the hell out of us.
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And somehow he never quite takes up my challenge.
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Skyrock, Storch I will be your concealer for the next two weeks. We will start out with some get to know you exercises. Skyrock storch please introduce your self and state your occupation and your hobbies. We will work from there.
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Originally posted by Benny Moore
And somehow he never quite takes up my challenge.
tried to get into the Blue Sky room and it was fubar! You know that!:aok
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Sky, dont get this wrong but I have to say it. Some nights I own you, some nights you own me, and some nights we go head to to head.
HOWEVER!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN AND NEVER WILL BE PWNED BY HUB. :rofl
Sorry, I had to get that out of my system :D
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:noid
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Originally posted by SkyRock
tried to get into the Blue Sky room and it was fubar! You know that!:aok
Not today it isn't. It's up right now. It's been up since my first post today poking you to come in and duel me.
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Originally posted by dedalos
Sky, dont get this wrong but I have to say it. Some nights I own you, some nights you own me, and some nights we go head to to head.
HOWEVER!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN AND NEVER WILL BE PWNED BY HUB. :rofl
Sorry, I had to get that out of my system :D
There have been others that have "pwned" me drunk arse! Hopefully some of them won't read this thread! lol I will say that just not long ago Sonic22 whipped the smack out of me in spitV's. It happens after a few drinks, but hell he and others are tough enough to fight sober much less trying to spy in the q key to see which of the three I should push for flaps!:D
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I'm Lost :huh
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why do all the muppets smell like stinky cheesE?:huh
dam guys get some aftershave or something
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why do i always end up in threads like this?:noid
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I heard Skyrock pwns Shane :D
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banana man ur avatar is making me have nazi siezures+
hitler isnt even related to ozzie
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Yeah if skuzzy sees it it might get deleted.
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Skyrock duelled me a few times and I've come to the conclusion that he does, in fact, fly as well as he talks smack. I salute you, Skyrock. You're welcome in Blue Sky anytime.
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suckup
heheh
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Hilariously, "Bob*" thinks that Skyrock's as good as Bob or you or I, but since Skyrock talks enough smack for all three of us, he can't possibly fly as good as he talks. However, I think Skyrock's banter is entertaining, so I am biased.
*Name changed to protect identity.
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Originally posted by evenhaim
banana man ur avatar is making me have nazi siezures+
hitler isnt even related to ozzie
ROFL I think the banjo pickin' hitler avtar is funny lookin' :rofl
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let bob squeak for himself
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Hee hee, he's no squeaker. I doubt he'd mind me attributing the quote to him, but I'm just being careful. I just had to post that quote about Skyrock being as good as any of us but talking enough smack for all of us. It's just too funny.
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p38s are bombers hehehee
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Originally posted by SkyRock
There have been others that have "pwned" me drunk arse!
<--- Owned SkyRock's drunkin flying (Not sober though) :huh <<>>
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Originally posted by evenhaim
p38s are bombers hehehee
We must duel over my lady's honor! Again! I throw my glove in your face.
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i poop in your glove and give it back to you to wear:aok
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I throw it in your face again! Seriously, though, it's time for your Ritalin, Freez.
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gasp o no u didnt u p38 slut driver ooooo!
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eh....if it's the same Skyrock I went a few rounds with in the DA a couple years ago...he's a pretty good stick 1vs1. IIRC correctly we did 4 impromptu.
ended up being pretty even.
Now that being said, I have no idea (nor could I be bothered to look it up) what his K/D is.
Bottom line for me is this....I'm Rusty (been awol alot), Mark is actually a pretty good stick in a 1vs1 scenario, and has a bit to teach if you go with him.
Mind you..even I could make him scream and cry like a school girl when I am at the top of my game....experience dude...there is no substitute.
You girls want a real handfull?
Fly in the AVA against Storch's ladies....always a treat and fun fights. No Chit.
cheers,
RTR<--------Owns SkyRock
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All this blah blah makes me want to duel.
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Originally posted by Shane
why do i always end up in threads like this?:noid
because you like me!:aok
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Originally posted by Benny Moore
Skyrock duelled me a few times and I've come to the conclusion that he does, in fact, fly as well as he talks smack. I salute you, Skyrock. You're welcome in Blue Sky anytime.
You E fighting MOFO! I hate that boring intelligent way of flying, but it was intense! You smart fighter You!!!!!!!! I get lucky bro, I am way to ADD to fight guys like you in a competitive manner without eventually exasparating my E! spellchk! Dude!
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I imagine Skyrock and Storch starring in "Cast away 2", sharing that little island and Wilson laughing his a** off ,watching their wrestlemania
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hello benny.
got my net sorted out no more mini warps im in Bsky tonight if youre on :)
S!
signed, Bob
:cool:
(squeak!)
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Originally posted by ghi
I imagine Skyrock and Storch starring in "Cast away 2", sharing that little island and Wilson laughing his a** off ,watching their wrestlemania
LOLI think you've just come up with the first AH2 reality TV show
:rofl
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Originally posted by Benny Moore
Not today it isn't. It's up right now. It's been up since my first post today poking you to come in and duel me.
Cool arena Benny!
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I OWNED Skyrock 8 in a row in spit 5's just a couple day ago!
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Originally posted by Domin
Cool arena Benny!
It is. Stopped in for a bit yesterday, very much appreciated the attention to aerial combat and side balancing, and having the opposing bases at what may be the perfect distance apart.
Thanks again!
- oldman
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I owned sonic in spit 16 just a couple days ago:noid
Sonic get on im bored and could use a few duals :aok
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Originally posted by sonic23
I OWNED Skyrock 8 in a row in spit 5's just a couple day ago!
Atleast your modest :)
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Originally posted by sonic23
I OWNED Skyrock 8 in a row in spit 5's just a couple day ago!
That was my alter-ego, the less-skilled drunk guy! He apparently comes out at night when I'm least expecting it. Usually after sitting down and relaxing with a six-pack or two!:aok :D
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zomgpwn...that is all
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<-------owns sonic
:noid
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<-------Widewing owns me and Skyrock
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I OWNED Bearkats yesterday in spit 16's. it just took me a few days after i got back to remember everything. And saskid i don't ever remember u owning me. prbly cuz it never happened:lol
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That was my alter-ego, the less-skilled drunk guy! He apparently comes out at night when I'm least expecting it. Usually after sitting down and relaxing with a six-pack or two!
He flies a mean Me110, I'll tell ya. Skyrock.
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Originally posted by EndofSilence
<-------Widewing owns me and Skyrock
I don't think wide would say he owned me, more like me and widewing own great fights! :aok
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Originally posted by Stampf
He flies a mean Me110, I'll tell ya. Skyrock.
Stampf, I actually called you dweeb yesterday because you kept vulching me! :furious
:noid
:D
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I don't recall vulching you successfully. Here's what I recall sir.
Yesterday I was flying alone toward an enemy field when I spotted a single 110 ahead and below me. I engaged, and it was quickly evident that I was not going to get the upper hand on this pilot and was going to get nailed by a high angle cannon deflection if I stayed engaged. Under 100 feet in a low slow fight is not where I like to be in a VultureBi...I mean Butcherbird. It was what it was...I could not win this fight, so I disengaged and continued toward the enemy field, climbing back out and keeping an eye on that damned 110 that was coming in behind me on the deck.
Basically I did what I have learned, and what I believe any good fighter pilot would have done. I waited till I had an advantage over an obviously more skilled and dangerous adversary. That chance came as you engaged the guys vultching your field. I watched as you came across the shoreline, over the town and went in on them. I rolled over above you, aquired your six and destroyed you while you were engaged with overwhelming enemy forces. Yes I did.
The second kill on you, I believe you never saw me as I was low, full out heading across your field you crossed my path at a 90 degree angle while pursuing another plane, I let a burst go but didn't even look to see results. I was almost out of fuel, and feet wet when I got the kill message on you. (?). I made it back with my four scalps and even though I wasn't particulary proud of how I downed you, it felt real good to get two on you and make it home.
You are and outstanding player, and I would never presume to be your equal, but in the MA I'll try my best to shoot down the red guy.
SkyRock
Oh I definetly a dweeb, none bigger...luv this chit.:aok
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Originally posted by Stampf
I don't recall vulching you successfully. Here's what I recall sir.
Yesterday I was flying alone toward an enemy field when I spotted a single 110 ahead and below me. I engaged, and it was quickly evident that I was not going to get the upper hand on this pilot and was going to get nailed by a high angle cannon deflection if I stayed engaged. Under 100 feet in a low slow fight is not where I like to be in a VultureBi...I mean Butcherbird. It was what it was...I could not win this fight, so I disengaged and continued toward the enemy field, climbing back out and keeping an eye on that damned 110 that was coming in behind me on the deck.
Basically I did what I have learned, and what I believe any good fighter pilot would have done. I waited till I had an advantage over an obviously more skilled and dangerous adversary. That chance came as you engaged the guys vultching your field. I watched as you came across the shoreline, over the town and went in on them. I rolled over above you, aquired your six and destroyed you while you were engaged with overwhelming enemy forces. Yes I did.
The second kill on you, I believe you never saw me as I was low, full out heading across your field you crossed my path at a 90 degree angle while pursuing another plane, I let a burst go but didn't even look to see results. I was almost out of fuel, and feet wet when I got the kill message on you. (?). I made it back with my four scalps and even though I wasn't particulary proud of how I downed you, it felt real good to get two on you and make it home.
You are and outstanding player, and I would never presume to be your equal, but in the MA I'll try my best to shoot down the red guy.
SkyRock
Oh I definetly a dweeb, none bigger...luv this chit.:aok
Stampf, Dweeb is where we all are.....I mean we are addicted to cartoon airplane fighting! As far as My way of "Trashtalk", it is only smoke, and nothing else! In my book, you are my equal in that, as you just put it, "We, luv this chit!"
by the way, I do remember that crossing over field shot, that is when the "Dweeb" comment was sent! :D
<>
Mark
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Originally posted by SkyRock
Stampf, Dweeb is where we all are.....I mean we are addicted to cartoon airplane fighting! As far as My way of "Trashtalk", it is only smoke, and nothing else! In my book, you are my equal in that, as you just put it, "We, luv this chit!"
by the way, I do remember that crossing over field shot, that is when the "Dweeb" comment was sent! :D
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Mark
:D dang LUCKY shot.
BTW, I laughed heartily to myself and tipped the Goldschlager in your honor, as only moments after I landed, you inturn landed 10 kills against the vultures in your 109. :rofl :rofl :rofl
Nice job!
David.
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Yup, was one of my best runs in it! All the taters were finding their mark, and needless to say there wer many targets! :D
Mark
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i like the drunk skyrock cause he gets angry when i kill him
XD
<> mark
ps: my sheep are better and whoolier than yous !
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Originally posted by evenhaim
i like the drunk skyrock cause he gets angry when i kill him
XD
<> mark
ps: my sheep are better and whoolier than yous !
I never get angry....... I get mouthy and argumentative! :noid
ps: I agree! :D
Mark
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who's skyrock? :D
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Originally posted by Messiah
who's skyrock? :D
Duhhhh! The one that has always owned you........geesh u got short memory!:aok
Mark
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I heard he was a teacher, which is fairly disturbing considering his tendency for calm rational behavior and decision making. But then again, maybe hes teaching a class on how to be an obnoxious arse.....
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Originally posted by Atoon
I heard he was a teacher, which is fairly disturbing considering his tendency for calm rational behavior and decision making. But then again, maybe hes teaching a class on how to be an obnoxious arse.....
Atoon, cmon bro, my game personna is much different than who I am professionally! If you're gonna take a jab at me, keep it within the realms of our simulated world!
Mark
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Originally posted by SkyRock
I never get angry.......
Gotdamn right.
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:rofl
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:rofl
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funny samoan! :rofl
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hmmm:noid
i think i just saw an old ladie ramming skyrocks car and he was yelling at her to learn some SA and asking her if she wanted to DA.
lolz jk rock:lol
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Originally posted by RATTFINK
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:lol
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poeple named banana arent welcome around here:furious
only apples and grapefruit are allowed
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Ok, here is my take on all of this.
I met SkyRock accidentally in the DA. Long story short, I dueled with him and he took the time to show me a few things. Mark was always cool with me and I learned a lot from him.
I enjoy his rants on 200. In fact I was hoping for an SEraider v Skyrock rant down the road but we never met in the MA yet. So Mark, if I start up....you know it's all BS brother.
Every guy in the Army of Muppets dba Das muppets are the coolest guys and everytime I gave them a they always responded in kind.
If I had a 2nd account I would wish to be in Das Muppets because you are all the baddest mo fo and the coolest guys.
SEraider aka John:aok
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Originally posted by SEraider
Ok, here is my take on all of this.
I met SkyRock accidentally in the DA. Long story short, I dueled with him and he took the time to show me a few things. Mark was always cool with me and I learned a lot from him.
I enjoy his rants on 200. In fact I was hoping for an SEraider v Skyrock rant down the road but we never met in the MA yet. So Mark, if I start up....you know it's all BS brother.
Every guy in the Army of Muppets dba Das muppets are the coolest guys and everytime I gave them a they always responded in kind.
If I had a 2nd account I would wish to be in Das Muppets because you are all the baddest mo fo and the coolest guys.
SEraider aka John:aok
Thank you for the kind words, John!
Mark