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Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: AWMac on June 09, 2007, 05:12:50 AM
Living in Oklahoma we take pride in our State.

Been to Texas, not impressed. Thank GAWD for the RED River... keeps a few of the Texicans away.

Recently in Bossier City, LA I had the honor to step into a dive next to the Texas Roadhouse restuarant off of I20, Minter Rd exit next to the Hamptom Inn,  called the Rodeo Inn or some crap like that.

Line dancing to Disco... Plastic Cowboys dressed up in yer favorite colors.
a $5 cover charge and all I thought was "Broke Back Mountain".
Avoid this place.

Boot Scootin is Oklahoma.

Mac <--- Livin on Tulsa Time.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 09, 2007, 05:28:03 AM
Trust us, we're glad you're an Oklahomo!

Like you said, thank GAWD for the Red River.

:p
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: AWMac on June 09, 2007, 05:32:52 AM
Yeppers... Our line of Defense is the Red River.

Yer not swimming over nor the rest.

Keep it in Texas.

We don't play.

:D

Mac
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: Xargos on June 09, 2007, 05:33:22 AM
When I think of Line Dance, I think of a mirror, razer and...oh never mind.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: AWMac on June 09, 2007, 05:35:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
When I think of Line Dance, I think of a mirror, razer and...oh never mind.
:rofl
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: ForrestS on June 09, 2007, 11:51:38 AM
I lived in Yukon Oklahoma for 6 months. Its right on the border of OKC. Oklahoma is the most boringest place i have ever been. Texas is waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy better.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 09, 2007, 01:06:08 PM
Killer avatar!

And you're right, Oklahoma sucks so bad they're thinking of changing it's name to Hooverhoma.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: ForrestS on June 09, 2007, 02:42:16 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Killer avatar!

And you're right, Oklahoma sucks so bad they're thinking of changing it's name to Hooverhoma.
 


THANX DUDE.

You know who it is right?

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Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 09, 2007, 03:49:23 PM
Check my 'Location'.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: red26 on June 09, 2007, 08:42:21 PM
IM ALL ABOUT U.T.!!!!

HOOKEM HORNS!!!!!!!


Umm the new OU gear here (http://www.longhornsltd.com/longhornsltd/index.htm)
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: ForrestS on June 09, 2007, 10:00:40 PM
:O COOL.

ya i dident read your avatar. :aok

Cool, do you like Jimi Hendrix too?:D  



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Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 09, 2007, 10:04:31 PM
Yup.  Big time Jimi fan.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: ForrestS on June 09, 2007, 11:24:06 PM
Yeah do you listen him while you fly



Long Bomber Mission="Little wing"(srv version),"They Sky is Crying", "Tin Pan Alley" or "Life by the Drop"

The return of that bomber mission="Remember", "The Wind Cries Mary" or "Little Wing"(jimi hendix version)

Low flying in a fighter="Spanish Castle Magic" or "They call me Guitar Hurricane"

Attacking town or base in a P38 or something="Sunshine of your love" or "Villanova Junction", "Manic Depression", or "Shake for Me"

Dogfight="VOODOO CHILD" Hell ya :O , "Rude Mood/Hide Away[live]"

Wingman flying/Looking for a Dogfight="Here my Train A Comin" "Castles Made of Sand"

What do you think.?:D

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Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 10, 2007, 02:51:53 AM
No I never listened to music while I was flying, had to keep my ears open for my element leader, "Wing, where the **** are you??????"

As for my faves I have far too many to list.  I have some rare stuff.  In fact the first CD I ever bought (wayyy back in 1987) was Jimi Hendrix - Live At Winterland which has been long out of print.  Also, Radio One is a good one too but I think it's long out of print as well.  There's some great tracks on there, especially "Drivin' South" (turn it WAY up) and Jimi's cover of The Beatles "Paperback Writer".  When he hits the fuzz face on the final verse it'll make you weak in the knees!  Check out Jimi Hendrix - Blues, some great stuff on there as well including "Voodoo Chile Blues" a sort of preamble to "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)".  Plus I have the Jimi Hendrix Live 4-CD set from 1991 where each CD is a full concert from each year, 1967 - 1970, that's no longer in print either.  Anyway, I could go on and on.

As far as Stevie, you'll find no bigger fan than I am.  I literally live and died with him.  August 27th, 1990 is a day I'll long remember.
Title: Re: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: rpm on June 10, 2007, 03:21:26 AM
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Originally posted by AWMac
Recently in Bossier City, LA[/i] I had the honor to step into a dive next to the Texas Roadhouse restuarant off of I20, Minter Rd exit next to the Hamptom Inn,  called the Rodeo Inn or some crap like that.
Just a dog gone second Okie Joe. You're blaming Texas for a dive in Louisiana?? At least ya got one part right...

Thank God for the Red River.
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 10, 2007, 03:42:49 AM
Texas Roadhouse restaurants aren't even Texan.  They're owned by a company in Kentucky.  :rolleyes:
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: Holden McGroin on June 10, 2007, 04:14:03 AM
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Originally posted by Xargos
When I think of Line Dance, I think of a mirror, razer and...oh never mind.


When I think of mirror... razor... I think of Jane
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Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: AWMac on June 10, 2007, 05:23:45 AM
Ohhh PahLeez....

You have to admit that TX and LA can't hold a light to OK.

Seen nothing but toilet paper at the TX/OK Border, all pointing South.

So you lil Texican Minds, stay there... Oklahoma doesn't need yer tulips coming North.

You have Border Patrol?  We in Oklahoma have better...

Don't swim across the river, you'll feed the fish...simple as that.

We know how to fix yer problem...

:aok

Mac
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: DiabloTX on June 10, 2007, 05:44:52 AM
Ohhhh the nightmare!! Ohhhh the humanity!!  Ohhhhh noez!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgjKXyL_o24)

:aok
Title: Some of the funniest Crap
Post by: ForrestS on June 10, 2007, 11:29:49 AM
handsomehunkes theres a road right accross the border. Theres no security or anything. But thats not a excuse for u oklahomo'ans to come down to Texas. :D

Drivin South sounds great. But ive heard better.
Only one person plays this song better. Hes mixed "Machine Gun" and "Drivin South" together.  

Heres the link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sPmTgPvx28)