Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maverick on June 09, 2007, 07:03:32 AM
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Even I can appreciate this one and would be happy to give it a listen!
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have long
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Now why didn't I think of that?
:furious
:rofl :aok
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Where do I sign up???
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They tried something like that before they called it the ibox, but after futher testing it was found unreliable sense it would break down once a month
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-Rueters-
Long time CEO of Aces High, the WWII Flight Sim, has just announced that it also is supplying online members of a chip that can be surgically implanted into the arse of their spouse or sunnificant other.
This chip is recorded with the phrases:
"Check 6"
"Turf you N00B"
"Rattt a Tatta Tatta tat..."
"Dammit, Roger is NOT a guy babe!"
"Yeah bank left Dweeb..."
"In Scope"
"Frikken LTARs"
When asked about the chips, Aces High CEO exclaimed "I COAD"...
Film at 11:00.
:aok
Mac
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Originally posted by Maverick
Even I can appreciate this one and would be happy to give it a listen!
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have long
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Hmmm.......I bet I know how the volume works :D
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Don't forget changing the channel.....