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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Serenity on June 11, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
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See Rule #7
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Look at it this way, the best is probably behind ya, all downhill from here. ;)
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Your what, 14? Best weekend of your life.... hmmmmmmmmmm. 3rd base? lmfao.
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By the way. Your a worthless POS, and I cant stand reading any of your post. It's too bad HTC doesn't have a mininum age for posting, because all you do is piss me off. In fact, I'm blocking you.
Hows that? HEHE:rofl
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lol. Thanks. No, not 3rd base. Er... yeah, ya'll will laugh your arses off if you hear why it was so good, especially considering my age, but... yeah, keep the insults coming! Ive still got this stupid grin on my face!
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Change your child porn Avatar by the way before you have Chris Hansen paying a visit to all of us.
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LOL!!! Hey, your fault for having your pants around your ankles... lol.
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she's pregnat, now wipe that stupid grin off your face and get a job
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Originally posted by megadud
she's pregnat, now wipe that stupid grin off your face and get a job
lol. No shes not. And thats not an insult, lol!
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your ugly and you smell and everyone hates you and you were adopted and your parents dont love you. and your girls cheating on you with your best friend.
PS why u so happy
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Originally posted by megadud
your ugly and you smell and everyone hates you and you were adopted and your parents dont love you. and your girls cheating on you with your best friend.
PS why u so happy
I AM adopted, ive known that for years,
My parents are divorced,
And my best friend is a girl, so...
(Im happy because I just had a conversation that would make my mum cry and my dad slap me. Its really wierd, the fact that either of us are thinking like this at this age, but thats why we get along so well. I definately liked the results of the conversation)
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so did i win?
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Originally posted by megadud
so did i win?
lol. Nope, stupid grin is STILL on my face. Come on, where are the real heavy hitters! Lets get some world class, almost-PNG-worthy insults!
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i can hit heavily but i dont want to get PnGd
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When a girl says its a "decent size" it's a nice way of telling you its small... RETARD.
hows that?
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Originally posted by Geary420
When a girl says its a "decent size" it's a nice way of telling you its small... RETARD.
hows that?
Pretty good. Megadud, I dont think you'll get PNGed for it, I am, after all, BEGGING for it. (Literally!)
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Originally posted by Serenity
(Im happy because I just had a conversation that would make my mum cry and my dad slap me)
If you can admit to her your ghey, you can admit it to us as well.
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Originally posted by Serenity
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
(http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/attention/attention.jpg)
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Geary420
If you can admit to her your ghey, you can admit it to us as well.
LOL!!! Her dad thinks im gay, lol. So does basically everyone I know. Hate to disappoint you but it ent true. And thanks ack ack, that stung a little. Not enough, but you've got the right idea!
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Me insulting him would give him what he wants.
So........................... ........
No Insult for you.
Ohh
Have a nice day too.:p
Bronk
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Originally posted by Bronk
Me insulting him would give him what he wants.
So........................... ........
No Insult for you.
Ohh
Have a nice day too.:p
Bronk
Oh now you're just being mean...
:p
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this thread started out as cute, and you got some of us to bite...Fine.
But i'm soon to have all interest, because I know the source of your happiness is sure to dissapoint.
So spill the beans. You had your dong played with for the first time?
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Originally posted by cav58d
this thread started out as cute, and you got some of us to bite...Fine.
But i'm soon to have all interest, because I know the source of your happiness is sure to dissapoint.
So spill the beans. You had your dong played with for the first time?
No. No no, no no no no no. None of that statement is true, if you catch my drift. Bronk knows why, well, he knows most of it. Ive just had a very good weekend, topped off by a very nice conversation this morning. Its nothing big, at least not as much as youd think, but for some reason I cannot get this stupid grin off my face.
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Originally posted by Serenity
Your help is needed! Ive just had the best f***ing weekend of my life, and im TOO happy. I usually have a couple people to take me back down a notch, but even they havnt been able to do it. So please, take your best pot-shots at me, and bring back down from 7th heaven, before I start really scaring people! (Me, THIS happy, is NOT a good thing, lol!)
Oh that ones easy
Your girlfriends pregnant
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You've decided, at the ripe old age of 14, that you are moving to Tennessee and getting married . . .
In which case, you are a fool. Wait until you are at least 16 for such important decisions. Sheesh.:rolleyes:
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If you gotta know, I spent all of friday night with Ashlee. And all of saturday. And all of sunday. Ive spent the entire weekend with the most important person in the world to me. And then we had a very interesting conversation, that started as a joke but soon became quite serious... Basically, since both of us are constantly looking to the future, and are currently planning the rest of our lives, we thought it prudent to discuss how we fit into each others futures, and the subject of marriage came up. I know we're young. We're not planning anything. Just talking, because its gonna effect us, and quite soon. As it stands, she might have to move next year, (A week before my birthday) so where we stand with each other is important, because there are 3 options. 1) She moves, we keep it up long distance for the next 2 years. 2) Her whole family stays. Its an option. Not likely, but her parents dont HAVE to move, they only want to. And they seem to be quite fond of me, and understanding in this regard. 3) An even slimmer chance, but a chance nonetheless, her parents move, she stays. Again, its pretty much a negligable chance, but its something to take into consideration. There. Im not gonna go into all the details, but I cannot wipe this stupid grin off of my face. Thats why. Feel free to ridicule and mock me to your hearts content.
edit: E252. LOL!!! Amazingly, tenesee is where her family might be moving!
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If you and your GF have made joyous plans, there will always be another girl you like that will be very hurt over the news. Perhaps she is as sad and depressed as pictured below
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/XOXOYou_And_I_CollideXOXO/Anime%20Girls/Grounded.jpg)
No matter how hard you will try to make her feel better, she will be deeply hurt over it. Perhaps she was thinking you and her would be together, but as luck would have it you would ignore her feelings and go for someone else. Perhaps she is crying her eyes out as you read this
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/kokuhaku.jpg)
You will have hurt her deeply and left a permanent hole in her heart that was once filled with love. Now it is filled with sadness, depression, loneliness, and pain.
(http://www.yuribou.net/blog/pics/oct28.jpg)
Because of this, every night she will be crying herself to sleep because of you
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/tears.jpg)
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See Rule #7
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But there could be another that was too shy to of confesses her love to you.
Now she is sad........... :cry
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Jeebus H. Cristo...you're just a squeaker and you're already in the "planning stages" for your future with this girl? Wake up and smell the coffee squeaker, you're just a little kid. You should be more concerned with kid stuff like playing with your G.I Joes and getting your finger stinky instead of planning your "future" with a girl that you'll probably just end up dumping by your freshman year in high school. Live a little, sow your oats some, enjoy being a kid while it lasts because once you hit puberty and then adulthood, it's all down hill after that.
What's with the little kids these days that they want to grow up so fast?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Meatwad
But there could be another that was too shy to of confesses her love to you.
Now she is sad........... :cry
lol. Well... thats her issue. Ashlee and I have cared about each other for years, since we first met... Fortunately, ive only gotten 1 girl threating to kill herself over this, so thats good I guess...
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I got married when I was 22, which I would soon find out that it was a big mistake. Even 22 is too young these days. I thought that she was the girl for me, but after being amrried I would find out that it would be a mistake. I had a lot of chances to get my ex gf back (which I know now that I truly loved, but its too late). I would of been happy with her but I ignored her feelings and only followed mine. It was a huge mistake that I will regret for the rest of my life
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I got married when I was 22, which I would soon find out that it was a big mistake. Even 22 is too young these days. I thought that she was the girl for me, but after being amrried I would find out that it would be a mistake. I had a lot of chances to get my ex gf back (which I know now that I truly loved, but its too late). I would of been happy with her but I ignored her feelings and only followed mine. It was a huge mistake that I will regret for the rest of my life
Yeah, this isnt something I would normally even TALK about with a girl, but ive noticed nothing is the same with her. Im completely different around her. Most girls I feel the need to hide. I dont hold their hand in public, and if asked if we're dating, I just kind of deflect the question... things like that. Im normally really held back, and not particularly happy. But ive spent more time with her theses last few months than ive spent with anyone else in my life. Ive met her entire family, and I get along great with them. (Her parents like me, actually offering to let me stay the night once! Her brother likes me, all her parents friends like me...) Ive known her for a long time. ive liked her as long as ive known her, but didnt say anything until recently. She liked me as long as she knew me, but I didnt know until recently. Ive seen other girls, dated other girls and the whole time, I thought of no one but Ashlee. So, I can tell this is something more than just puppy-love. Dont ask how I know, but I do.
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Ahhh yes, young love. I remember her well, just about your age we were. What a wonderful time we had, what plans.
Several lifetimes later, I sure wish I could remember her name :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by ROC
Ahhh yes, young love. I remember her well, just about your age we were. What a wonderful time we had, what plans.
Several lifetimes later, I sure wish I could remember her name :rolleyes:
LOL!!!
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Serentity. Your 14 years old. Enough said, i'm officially unsubscribed to this thread.
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Originally posted by Meatwad
But there could be another that was too shy to of confesses her love to you.
Now she is sad........... :cry
There there meatwad, im sure it would have never worked out between you two. There are plenty of other deranged psycotics on the board (exept me, i have no love to give out).
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ahhahahahahaha lmao
lemme guess she's special huh. she's the one huh. on a planet with a population of 9.6 billionish, need i remind you that you are on an island of less than a million population tops. you really think that there is no other girl like her on the entire planet? and after that sinks in maybe you'll really realize that when she said it was her first time it was only to make you feel less insecure about your failures.
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Originally posted by jhookt
ahhahahahahaha lmao
lemme guess she's special huh. she's the one huh. on a planet with a population of 9.6 billionish, need i remind you that you are on an island of less than a million population tops. you really think that there is no other girl like her on the entire planet? and after that sinks in maybe you'll really realize that when she said it was her first time it was only to make you feel less insecure about your failures.
w00t! Finally someone remembered to insult me!
(BTW, we havnt slept together yet, so that last line, while VERY good, isnt true)
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In all seriousness, you have NO IDEA what taking care of someone else for the rest of your life really means. You don't even know how to be completely responsible for yourself. You might think you do, but you don't. That isn't a put down, it is a simple fact. Neither of you are capable of really understanding what the next 4 years will hold for you, let alone the rest of your lives.
Wait until you are old enough to collect a paycheck and have a few real bills before you decide you are grown up enough to make those types of long term plans. You'll only know if you can truly stand each other if you get past the point where it is all fun and games . . . and believe me, at 14, it is all fun and games.
Hate to burst your bubble, but the "conversation" you had is typical 14 year old puppy-love. Enjoy the feeling it while it lasts, but let's be realistic about it. 97% of people who feel exactly as you do at your age do not last as a couple past high school, let alone into marriage. Of the 3% (which is probably generous) that last through high school, 2.5% end in nasty divorces and lifelong recriminations about what "could have been" had they made different choices.
You could be a 0.5% freak, but I would take 200 to 1 odds that you are not.
Best thing for you is if she moves. If the two of you are a true freak of nature, you will find some way to make it last long distance. But if either of you are normal, in 6 months to a year one or both of you will have found your next "true and forever love."
Shame on me for trying to wiz on your parade, I guess -- :(
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Like I said, we arent making plans. Just talking. Thats not even why im so happy. It helps, yeah, but that aint it.
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lol virgin
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Originally posted by Serenity
Your help is needed! Ive just had the best f***ing weekend of my life, and im TOO happy. I usually have a couple people to take me back down a notch, but even they havnt been able to do it. So please, take your best pot-shots at me, and bring back down from 7th heaven, before I start really scaring people! (Me, THIS happy, is NOT a good thing, lol!)
No words needed.
(http://www.coincontinentsolutions.com/images/TENA%20Serenity%20Pads%20Ultimate_package_web.jpg)
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Originally posted by E25280
In all seriousness, you have NO IDEA what taking care of someone else for the rest of your life really means. You don't even know how to be completely responsible for yourself. You might think you do, but you don't. That isn't a put down, it is a simple fact. Neither of you are capable of really understanding what the next 4 years will hold for you, let alone the rest of your lives.
Wait until you are old enough to collect a paycheck and have a few real bills before you decide you are grown up enough to make those types of long term plans. You'll only know if you can truly stand each other if you get past the point where it is all fun and games . . . and believe me, at 14, it is all fun and games.
Hate to burst your bubble, but the "conversation" you had is typical 14 year old puppy-love. Enjoy the feeling it while it lasts, but let's be realistic about it. 97% of people who feel exactly as you do at your age do not last as a couple past high school, let alone into marriage. Of the 3% (which is probably generous) that last through high school, 2.5% end in nasty divorces and lifelong recriminations about what "could have been" had they made different choices.
You could be a 0.5% freak, but I would take 200 to 1 odds that you are not.
Best thing for you is if she moves. If the two of you are a true freak of nature, you will find some way to make it last long distance. But if either of you are normal, in 6 months to a year one or both of you will have found your next "true and forever love."
Shame on me for trying to wiz on your parade, I guess -- :(
Thats the truth right there. Usually the only way to learn is by the hard way, that way you will know better the next time this happens to you (and it will).
It has happened to me and everyone else on these boards (well the ones that are old enough to have experienced it)
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Originally posted by jhookt
lol virgin
:rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by jhookt
lol virgin
I didnt say THAT now did I?
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You said it in a roundabout way :D
I wonder if threads can be funkilled (http://www.agla.info/site/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif)
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Thats the truth right there. Usually the only way to learn is by the hard way, that way you will know better the next time this happens to you (and it will).
It has happened to me and everyone else on these boards (well the ones that are old enough to have experienced it)
Meatwad speaks much truth in this thread, take his words to heart. You are gonna learn a lesson the hard way, and it's gonna hurt. But this is the way life is.
P.S. Are we still supposed to be trying to make you cry?
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Originally posted by Geary420
Meatwad speaks much truth in this thread, take his words to heart. You are gonna learn a lesson the hard way, and it's gonna hurt. But this is the way life is.
P.S. Are we still supposed to be trying to make you cry?
Yeah, you are.
And meatwad, im not.
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At 14?!?
Are we gonna see you on a talk show with the subject "Who's the father?"
:D
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Originally posted by Meatwad
At 14?!?
Are we gonna see you on a talk show with the subject "Who's the father?"
:D
lol. No. Trust me, it wasnt my idea, and all it did was bolster my belief that pre-marital sex is wrong.
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Didn't wanna do this, but you leave me no choice.
You suck so bad at flying the 109 HT should permanently bar you from it. Your abbismal performance is downright offensive to everyone that likes to fly LW iron. For a squeaker of your abbilities I would reccomend the a6m5b or the Hurricane2c.
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Ohhhh I got a good one. This one really happened to me in the first week of august, 2001
I was in a relationshop almost exactly like how you described yours. She will get a different job and start to hang out with her co-workers. As this goes on, you start to have suspicions about some of the people that work there. As time passes, your suspicions grow fruther as she starts to always talk about the "guys I work with". Soon she spends more and more of her spare time there helping out and stuff. You can feel the relationship starting to get thin, but after all this time you have let your guard down and dont really think much about it. Arguements start to develop over increasing tensions on her spending too much of her free time at work hanging out.
Then the day comes, she calls you and says she needs time time apart to think about stuff. You frantically try to ger her back and make the relationship strong again, but the more you try you come to the realization that your long multi year relationship is about to end. You still have hopes that her mood will pass and you both will be together once again, but at the end she was stringing you along just in case her new interest dies and then she will go back to you. But what will actually happen is that she was actually sleeping with the other guy and you dont know about it until you and him are talking and he tells you about it. When she finds out, all hell breaks loose and its your fault, not his fault that you know she was backstabbing you with one of her co-workers. All other attempts fail as you realize your long relationship that you once had is now over.
You will never get her back and all thats left is memories and a hole in your heart from how she cheated on you behind your back.
Im depressed now............. :cry
I hate that bastard to this day. I still wait for the moment to seek my revenge
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lol. Nice one geary!
And meatwad, youre a very pleasant person, arent you?
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Originally posted by Serenity
lol. No. Trust me, it wasnt my idea, and all it did was bolster my belief that pre-marital sex is wrong.
Okay. You failed high school gym class, you don't believe in pre-marital sex, and you want to marry your best friend. Is it any suprise that everyone you know, including your "girlfriends" parents think your gay?
Let me sum it up for you. You have just recently grown pubes. The highlight of your life so far has been your "8th grade ring dance". You have never driven a car, nor do you know your S.S.# by memory, nor is there any reason for you to know it by memory. Right now your biggest concern is how am I going to do on my US History "The 1800's" test next week. Second to your concern about your test is, will mommy renew my Aces High subscription next month on HER credit card. Speaking of credit cards....You have no idea what the 3 digit # on the back of the card is there for. Legally you cant work a full (or part time job for that matter), nor has the idea even crossed your mind to do so.
Dude. With all due respect, you don't know watermelon about chit. And the chitty part is, it's just gonna get worse and worse. Next you will turn 16, get a car and discover the newfound freedom of a license. At that point you will look back and say wow. I can't believe how foolish I was back then.
Then in another two years you will turn 18 and graduate high school. At this point you will be 100% confident in all your decisions, and the opinions and advice given to you by your elders who have experienced what you are and what you will be going through mean absolutely nothing. They are wrong.
Next step will be 21 years old. You will finally have some level of maturity, and finally understand what a complete moron you were for not taking the advice of those who have come before you.
and the list goes on and on and on.
Kid, i'm 23 years old. Two years from now i'm positive im going to look back at where I was today and say WTF.
You have A LOT of growing up to do. I think you sound like a mature guy, and that is a good thing. Be proud of that, however, dont mature too much for your own good. Your just a kid. Do what kids do and have fun while you still can. You've got the rest of your life for the rest where you will be unable pull off the crap you should be doing now.
Goodluck
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See Rule #4
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Meat, hate her not him. She's the one who cheated on you. Don't every take a cheater back, once a slut always a slut.
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Yep! The voices keep me calm :)
Anyways I had to join in to help bring you down a notch :rofl
(im usually not this bad)
EDIT - Yup I know. She was a typical EMT (cheating potato)
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EMT?? Think I'll go play that flash game a bit. Says its gonna give me wood evey 7 levels. Sounds like a good deal.
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I think were thinking of different EMT's :rofl
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most of my friends including myself lost our virginity in our mid-teens, but that was a few years ago, and times have changed, marrige is to far ahead, dont live in the future or you get stuck in the past. Live your life and be young and happy.:aok
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See Rule #7
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Same ol' ****.
"I'm so in love....."
{insert a few years}
The loving couple is reduced to hallway sex.
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Squeaky virgin.
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Wow..Serenity's girl just called me and wants to hook up. First OOz's girl now this. Guess its the hairy beer gut!
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Dude, this is the best troll EVER!!!
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Lemme guess Serenity, horizontal bone dance??? Too bad, you got sloppy seconds.
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seriously serenity, don't get too into making commitments at this age, especially seeing as they're life changing for her. just have fun. until you get to 25+ screw commitment and shizzle, just party, meet cool girls and have plenty of good times, if you catch my drift.
then again, if you stick with the same girl, you'll never know what you're missing. treat your girl more as a **** buddy more than your future wife :aok
oh, and seriously, forget the marital sex bit :lol
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oh, and
"i fly 109!" :D
where is that muppet furball with the picture. silly bastage is too slow
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Ohhhh I got a good one. This one really happened to me in the first week of august, 2001
I was in a relationshop almost exactly like how you described yours. She will get a different job and start to hang out with her co-workers. As this goes on, you start to have suspicions about some of the people that work there. As time passes, your suspicions grow fruther as she starts to always talk about the "guys I work with". Soon she spends more and more of her spare time there helping out and stuff. You can feel the relationship starting to get thin, but after all this time you have let your guard down and dont really think much about it. Arguements start to develop over increasing tensions on her spending too much of her free time at work hanging out.
Then the day comes, she calls you and says she needs time time apart to think about stuff. You frantically try to ger her back and make the relationship strong again, but the more you try you come to the realization that your long multi year relationship is about to end. You still have hopes that her mood will pass and you both will be together once again, but at the end she was stringing you along just in case her new interest dies and then she will go back to you. But what will actually happen is that she was actually sleeping with the other guy and you dont know about it until you and him are talking and he tells you about it. When she finds out, all hell breaks loose and its your fault, not his fault that you know she was backstabbing you with one of her co-workers. All other attempts fail as you realize your long relationship that you once had is now over.
You will never get her back and all thats left is memories and a hole in your heart from how she cheated on you behind your back.
Im depressed now............. :cry
I hate that bastard to this day. I still wait for the moment to seek my revenge
I feel your pain brother. Same thing happened to me a few years ago in college, except she wasn't screwing around with the other guy, but was definitely interested and kicked me to the curb. You spend so much time and energy putting into a relationship and don't want it to end and when it does it hurts deep. You definitely learn a lot about yourself and what you want in a relationship from situations like that. Being only 19 at the time, I matured and gained wisdom well beyond my 19 years, not only from the relationship but from close friends and family who helped me get through it and learn from it.
BTW Serenity, you suck in the 109. You are an abomination to ALL 109 pilots everywhere... If I see you in my 38, just auger, it will save yourself a little time before you're in the tower anyway. You should stick to something more your speed... an easy-mode plane, like a La-7, so you can spray'n'pray to your hearts content.
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Originally posted by Serenity
lol. No. Trust me, it wasnt my idea, and all it did was bolster my belief that pre-marital sex is wrong.
Pre-marital sex with your uncle is not really pre-marital sex but I can see how all the abrasions and bleeding would sour the experience for you.
I would pay actual money to be 14 year old stupid again.
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Originally posted by Gumbeau
Pre-marital sex with your uncle is not really pre-marital sex but I can see how all the abrasions and bleeding would sour the experience for you.
I would pay actual money to be 14 year old stupid again.
Okay, it was a GIRL!!! A good deal older than me, but a girl nonetheless.
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You mean I actually stayed on topic?!?
Im usually the one that derails it :rofl
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Originally posted by Meatwad
At 14?!?
Are we gonna see you on a talk show with the subject "Who's the father?"
:D
God i miss Maury show... The (IN)famous paternity test
(http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/12/youre-not-the-father.gif)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZD78-CCPhAQ
:D
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:rofl
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And if you are dating a girl who spells her name "Ashlee" its obvious she is trash.
Only low rent skanks name their kids 'Ashlee'.
Set your sights higher.
Maybe a girl named after the local hourly motel or something.
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
by reading this entire thread to this point you have lost 30 IQ points!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
and if you really want me to remove the silly grin then lets take a look at your girl...i am supposing she is the one in your avatar who loves taking pictures of herself....(the down the bra shot from above is especially tasteful)....she looks about 30 pounds overweight now and while that may help her current breast size...give her 10 more years and a few kids and she will have breasts that overflow over her fat stomach and point the answer to the question: "Where is the ground?" if she is 14 yo as well then im gonna have to guess she will be a good 250 lbs by the time she hits 25.....
what do i win?:t
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See Rule #7
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motorboat!!!:lol :cry :lol
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Originally posted by evenhaim
motorboat!!!:lol :cry :lol
LOL!!!
Yeah, Im kinda tall, shes kinda short, so my friends made two jokes. First, they wanted to see how tall I was compared to her when I was on my knees. Seconds, they wanted to see how many steps above she had to be to be taller than me. At both on my knees, and two stairs below her, guess where my head is on her...
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When I was in HS, I was 6'3"... My GF was 4'10" slight height difference
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Originally posted by Mr No Name
When I was in HS, I was 6'3"... My GF was 4'10" slight height difference
LOL!!! Only about 6 in difference here. 5'4 and 5'10
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:(
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
and if you really want me to remove the silly grin then lets take a look at your girl...i am supposing she is the one in your avatar who loves taking pictures of herself....(the down the bra shot from above is especially tasteful)....she looks about 30 pounds overweight now and while that may help her current breast size...give her 10 more years and a few kids and she will have breasts that overflow over her fat stomach and point the answer to the question: "Where is the ground?" if she is 14 yo as well then im gonna have to guess she will be a good 250 lbs by the time she hits 25.....
Originally posted by Serenity
See Rule #7
I'm glad you can laugh about it now, because that man is dead on. You should look on the bright side of FALCONWING's words. Chances are by the age of 23 you guys would have gone your seperate ways a few years back. She probably cheated on you while in your freshman year of college. Or maybe she went out with friends for her 18th birthday party after being with you for quite a while and the next morning decides it would be best for both of you to call it quits. A few months later she finds out she's pregnant and the night she went out with her friends to party she may have been so drunk that she doesn't really remember what happened. Still looking for the bright side? Oh, well, it's that when you guys were together and right up to the point at which she "got so drunk" that she didn't remember anything that happened she was drop dead gorgeous. After that it didn't matter how pretty she was, but you run into her a few years later and by this time she's had a few kids and gained those pounds you never thought she could. This is gratification at its best and that's todays lesson on how to look on the bright side of any situation.
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lol. :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Jebuz kid get a puppy if you're this attention starved. This has got to be the most retarded thread ever. :huh
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Originally posted by Shifty
Jebuz kid get a puppy if you're this attention starved. This has got to be the most retarded thread ever. :huh
I know, right?!? lol. Like I said above, BEST TROLL EVER!!!
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Serenity, you are out of warnings now. Continued violations of the posting rules will not be tolerated.
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Alright. Ill shut up.
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
by reading this entire thread to this point you have lost 30 IQ points!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
and if you really want me to remove the silly grin then lets take a look at your girl...i am supposing she is the one in your avatar who loves taking pictures of herself....(the down the bra shot from above is especially tasteful)....she looks about 30 pounds overweight now and while that may help her current breast size...give her 10 more years and a few kids and she will have breasts that overflow over her fat stomach and point the answer to the question: "Where is the ground?" if she is 14 yo as well then im gonna have to guess she will be a good 250 lbs by the time she hits 25.....
what do i win?:t
hahaha:aok
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Serenity, you are out of warnings now. Continued violations of the posting rules will not be tolerated.
TH3 W1NN3R!!!!1
:aok
Mac
All most forgot....
IN
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Nice avatar, Serenity. Makes me want to go whale watching.
MAN THE HARPOONS!!
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Originally posted by herrhav0k
Nice avatar, Serenity. Makes me want to go whale watching.
MAN THE HARPOONS!!
OUCH :lol
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Originally posted by Mr No Name
See Rule #4
ACK! I got rule 4'd! I wouldnt have done it if he hadnt literally requested it!
Sorry Skuz! LOL
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A few trinkets I've gleaned from relationships with women:
Any man who claims to understand or know women is only deceiving himself.
Any woman who hasn't figured out how to use charms on a man to get him to do things he wouldn't otherwise do hasn't read her own manual.
Every woman is completely different, and if you want to begin to understand them get a cat. If you can put up with a cat doing whatever it pleases, tearing up things you like and sticking its claws in you whenever it feels like it you might be able to get along with a woman for the rest of your life.
It is only my personal experience, and I don't want to speak personally about every woman on the planet, but I have universally observed that they will act first in their own interest when the chips are down. Especially once they've figured out trinket #2. Not that many guys won't do this as well.
If you think you and she won't change dramatically as individuals in the next 2, 4 or further years you've got another thing coming. It is remotely possible that you two will change in the same directions, but highly unlikely.
Wait till you start meeting girls around the age of 21, when they know how to get things out of a man, can get into bars, and somehow get a notion in their head that they are gown up. That's a nightmare!
Her moving away from you now could be the best thing to ever happen to you. Silver linings are funny like that.