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Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on June 18, 2007, 07:10:29 PM
all of you silly american pilots be varned!!!    Ve haf designed a new JU88. Ve are using...how You say???....magnetics!!!! Yes!! Ve IS da master race!!! if ve cannot shoot you down, zen ve shall haf you crash into ze specially designed und magnetic aircraft....THUS destroying ze inferior capitalist built aircraft zat you call fighters!!!!!!!!!! I myself haf personally tested zis design yesterday!! it vus a compleet success!!! my formation sucessfully destroyed not von, butfour.....yes!! FOUR of your silly leetle aircraft!!!!! How do ve do dis, you might ask? is secret...but, be advised.....fly your aircraft into ze gun range for shooting, and you vill not escape!!!! you will be pulled intoour superior aircraft, und DESTROYED!!! yes!! master engineering at its finest!! if ve cannot shoot you down, ve vill make all of you hit us untill you all give up1!!!!! MMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111:noid :noid :noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: TwinBoom on June 18, 2007, 07:56:12 PM
can tell its summer time
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on June 18, 2007, 08:30:15 PM
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Originally posted by TwinBoom
can tell its summer time



actually twin......i'm 44 years old.......i was just poking some friendly fun at a couple online friends....who i hope read this.........:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

oo......and yes, the heat might have somehting to do with it, as its been hot in the shop lately

:noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: DoLbY on July 05, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
I'll still aim for the wings and/or engines :aok
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 05, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
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Originally posted by DoLbY
I'll still aim for the wings and/or engines :aok


ve haff vewy specialll magenets in ze wings, und bullet prooff enGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O :O
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 05, 2007, 09:56:49 PM
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Originally posted by CAP1
ve haff vewy specialll magenets in ze wings, und bullet prooff enGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O :O


Ja! Und zey have a special place for ze Weinerschnitzel und leiderhosen!
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Angus on July 09, 2007, 07:00:20 AM
Dass ist LEDERHOSEN du Dummkopf!
Und WIENERSCHNITZEL, du noch-mal-wieder Dummkopf!
:rofl
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 09, 2007, 11:21:27 AM
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Originally posted by Angus
Dass ist LEDERHOSEN du Dummkopf!
Und WIENERSCHNITZEL, du noch-mal-wieder Dummkopf!
:rofl


lol. Ich spreche WENIG deutsche. (I can SORTA pronounce things, but the spelling... Its a bit tougher to remember :( )

Id say I did a LOT better than normal, only missing two letters.
Title: Re: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Wes14 on July 09, 2007, 12:15:41 PM
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Originally posted by CAP1
all of you silly american pilots be varned!!!    Ve haf designed a new JU88. Ve are using...how You say???....magnetics!!!! Yes!! Ve IS da master race!!! if ve cannot shoot you down, zen ve shall haf you crash into ze specially designed und magnetic aircraft....THUS destroying ze inferior capitalist built aircraft zat you call fighters!!!!!!!!!! I myself haf personally tested zis design yesterday!! it vus a compleet success!!! my formation sucessfully destroyed not von, butfour.....yes!! FOUR of your silly leetle aircraft!!!!! How do ve do dis, you might ask? is secret...but, be advised.....fly your aircraft into ze gun range for shooting, and you vill not escape!!!! you will be pulled intoour superior aircraft, und DESTROYED!!! yes!! master engineering at its finest!! if ve cannot shoot you down, ve vill make all of you hit us untill you all give up1!!!!! MMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111:noid :noid :noid


:huh ummm.just dont fly close to any bridges/ships/radio towers/water towers/banks/jails/cars/tanks/etc :rofl  :aok
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: titanic3 on July 09, 2007, 08:56:08 PM
if we had ze heinkel, i shall be your partner.:D

but for now, i'll escort with my 109F.
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: DoLbY on July 09, 2007, 09:10:08 PM
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Originally posted by CAP1
ve haff vewy specialll magenets in ze wings, und bullet prooff enGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O :O



I shall shoot with ze very speical anti magnet and bullet proof engine rounds in  ZE  PONYA!:D
Title: Re: Re: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 09, 2007, 09:31:15 PM
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Originally posted by Wes14
:huh ummm.just dont fly close to any bridges/ships/radio towers/water towers/banks/jails/cars/tanks/etc :rofl  :aok


but vait!!!!! zat is ze only reason ve arr doink tis!!!!!! ve vant frront row seets to all ov your baseball games, and to all offf your rrracink events!!! ve can orbit our INVINCIBLE aeroplanes over dese events!!!!!!!!!



yesss!!!!! VE TRRUELY ARE ZE MASTER RACE!!!!!!!MMUUAAAHAHAHAHAHA:noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 09, 2007, 09:32:04 PM
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Originally posted by titanic3
if we had ze heinkel, i shall be your partner.:D

but for now, i'll escort with my 109F.


ve shall rrremember dis sir!!!

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Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 09, 2007, 09:34:54 PM
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Originally posted by DoLbY
I shall shoot with ze very speical anti magnet and bullet proof engine rounds in  ZE  PONYA!:D


:O :O :O  ooooh oooohhh......but vait!!! ve haff escort of ze mighty messerschmidt 109!! now vat arrr you gonna do??:D
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 09, 2007, 09:37:30 PM
ok........i realize that this thread i started was kinda silly.........and NO OFFENSE is intended towards anyone at all!!!! i think it may be the result of being over worked, and overly tired and being on the forums.....anyway....i'm glad to see some of ya are getting into the fun now!!!!!!!

:O :noid :O :noid


john
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Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 09, 2007, 11:28:42 PM
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Originally posted by CAP1
ok........i realize that this thread i started was kinda silly.........and NO OFFENSE is intended towards anyone at all!!!! i think it may be the result of being over worked, and overly tired and being on the forums.....anyway....i'm glad to see some of ya are getting into the fun now!!!!!!!

:O :noid :O :noid


john
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lol. Yeah. In Call of Duty the Krauts being too busy with  LEDERHOSEN and WIENERSCHNITZEL and Sauerkraut was the same as our sheep joke. I HAD to drag it in :D
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 09, 2007, 11:56:26 PM
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Originally posted by Serenity
lol. Yeah. In Call of Duty the Krauts being too busy with  LEDERHOSEN and WIENERSCHNITZEL and Sauerkraut was the same as our sheep joke. I HAD to drag it in :D



AAAHHHHHH.......NOW i understand that!!!!!!!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

like i said..just glad some of yas are jumping into the fun:aok




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john
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Wes14 on July 10, 2007, 12:19:24 AM
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Originally posted by CAP1
:O :O :O  ooooh oooohhh......but vait!!! ve haff escort of ze mighty messerschmidt 109!! now vat arrr you gonna do??:D


ve,sir,ze alliez haff ze P-38, :O


sorry had to drag that point in too o.O
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 10, 2007, 12:42:27 AM
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Originally posted by Wes14
ve,sir,ze alliez haff ze P-38, :O


sorry had to drag that point in too o.O


Und die "Thunderbolt".
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: DoLbY on July 10, 2007, 12:45:59 AM
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Originally posted by CAP1
:O :O :O  ooooh oooohhh......but vait!!! ve haff escort of ze mighty messerschmidt 109!! now vat arrr you gonna do??:D




Ze mightIE PonyA will shootz ze 109s down with ze Anti-109s Sheep 50s....and Ze might P38s shall shoot Sheep Cannos
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 10, 2007, 12:46:23 AM
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Originally posted by Wes14
ve,sir,ze alliez haff ze P-38, :O


sorry had to drag that point in too o.O


oh oh...craap!!!:O :O  ve's in for it now.....vot ifff ve pay u to not brring ze p38? ve vill pay u ze sum of....vait!!! ve vill berate your p38 pilots on ze 200 channellll!!!!!!yes!!!! zat ees eet!!! ve shall make your p38 pilots too embarrassed to come und fight us!!


:O :O :noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Wes14 on July 10, 2007, 11:18:42 AM
ze P-38 pil-etz dont haff 200,so ze cant hear yu berate them
 :O
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 10, 2007, 09:08:46 PM
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Originally posted by Wes14
ze P-38 pil-etz dont haff 200,so ze cant hear yu berate them
 :O


uumm.....zennn...ve shall make nasty mean gesturs at zem ven zey trrry to shoot us. ve vill zen be victorious as zey arrr laffink!!!!!!!!
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Wes14 on July 10, 2007, 11:39:51 PM
but, ve P-38's haff alt of 18K+ up,ze messerschmidt 109 dont like to haff to be up zere :noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 11, 2007, 12:56:52 AM
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Originally posted by Wes14
but, ve P-38's haff alt of 18K+ up,ze messerschmidt 109 dont like to haff to be up zere :noid


Nein! Die Messerschmitt Bf-109 Kurfurst enjoys ze high altitude quite a bit!
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: 64kills on July 12, 2007, 04:31:32 PM
nobody no hows dry iz an and ze moonlite sky in530pm



or is zat a pik buuny
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: 64kills on July 12, 2007, 04:32:11 PM
what is a lederhosen
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 12, 2007, 08:18:37 PM
Im sorry, I HAVE to ask. HOW IN GODS NAME HAS THIS YET TO BE SKUZZIFIED?!?  :huh :huh :huh
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: CAP1 on July 12, 2007, 10:50:25 PM
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Originally posted by Serenity
Im sorry, I HAVE to ask. HOW IN GODS NAME HAS THIS YET TO BE SKUZZIFIED?!?  :huh :huh :huh


he probably is STILL laughing......or crying that this was even put here to begin with?


:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Wes14 on July 13, 2007, 12:10:47 AM
ze skuzz is yoo buzy laffing at uz to hit ze 'lock ze thread' button :)

or hez too buzy trying to haff pyro calm down cuz someone haff to say LA-7 :noid

or hez vulched hitech when ze was trying to land hiz Rv-8 :noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: 64kills on July 13, 2007, 06:20:41 AM
when is that girl going to stop wes shes been at it for a year
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Wes14 on July 13, 2007, 10:33:09 AM
Jeez..wtf is up with you and my avatar,Sheesh :furious

and she wont stop trying..that part isnt shown :noid
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: balance1 on July 13, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
BAH! silly Krauts! our thunderbolts will dive on you from the heavens and smite you like you like the mighty bolts of zeus!
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Jonny boy 8 on July 14, 2007, 09:41:43 AM
u miss the ju87 and fly straight in too the ground:D

p51srule:aok
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 14, 2007, 12:33:54 PM
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Originally posted by balance1
BAH! silly Krauts! our thunderbolts will dive on you from the heavens and smite you like you like the mighty bolts of zeus!


Quoted for truth :D
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: T99LMG on July 14, 2007, 08:40:58 PM
Vo stoopied doum americana ! heaz Ju88 wieal daestreoy ure plenez, end 64killz, you sean-ef-a-, you ere a deescrace to ure emerican frens!!!! ve r goin to pwn ure president, ze bush of , ve will be eteckin his dem ! [SIZE=7339793918746947691461938476194693128746198476]MUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111HAHAHAH[/SIZE] :t  :t
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: T99LMG on July 14, 2007, 08:50:01 PM
64kills, ask ur parents
Title: New Ju88 Design
Post by: Serenity on July 14, 2007, 08:55:04 PM
64kils... youre gonna get PNGed.