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Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: rpm on June 20, 2007, 08:25:21 AM

"Thou shalt not consider a car an object of personal glorification"
Oh my, I wonder what the Pope thinks of carpeted garages...
link (http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=4905c1c9-b25f-4dfc-84b2-fb84a3a0bb73&k=27381)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Xargos on June 20, 2007, 08:31:52 AM

Thou shalt not protect Nazi and other criminals such as illegal aliens.

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Airscrew on June 20, 2007, 08:56:54 AM

What Would Jesus Drive?

maybe one of these?

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/waterkever.jpg)

Title: What Would Jesus Drive?
Post by: Wes14 on June 20, 2007, 08:59:05 AM

Maybe This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWnH30yiyQ4)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: FBBone on June 20, 2007, 10:25:24 AM

He was a carpenter, he'd drive a pickup truck.  Prolly Chevy 2500 diesel 4x4, like this........

(http://www.feslerproductions.com/Vehicles/2003ChevyHD/Chevy.jpg)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Curval on June 20, 2007, 10:38:38 AM

A more modern list of commandments, courtesy of Sikboy in the You-Tube thread.

:)

Thou Shalt Always Kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

Title: Re: What Would Jesus Drive?
Post by: Airscrew on June 20, 2007, 10:40:38 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Wes14
Maybe This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWnH30yiyQ4)

thats some serious hydroplaining...

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Airscrew on June 20, 2007, 10:43:36 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Curval
A more modern list of commandments, courtesy of Sikboy in the You-Tube thread.

:)

Thou Shalt Always Kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

I like the lyrics but man that music has got to go...

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on June 20, 2007, 10:53:01 AM

Actually, Why Would Jesus Drive? And what does it really matter?

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Flatbar on June 20, 2007, 12:23:28 PM

Jebus rides a hawg, I know this 'cause I saw the Bikers for Jebus colors on a guy riding a Fatboy ratbike with a side car, his dog Jebus was by his side.

BTW, Jebus also hates bugs in his eyes so he wears goggles.

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: x0847Marine on June 20, 2007, 12:47:24 PM

Jesus is my neighbor from El Salvador, he drives a 1978 Monte Carlo with 20" wires and bumps narcotrafficante jams.

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: JimBeam on June 20, 2007, 01:31:41 PM

Quote

Originally posted by x0847Marine
Jesus is my neighbor from El Salvador, he drives a 1978 Monte Carlo with 20" wires and bumps narcotrafficante jams.

:rofl

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: JB88 on June 20, 2007, 01:35:14 PM

soon i discovered that this rock thing was true...

;)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Curval on June 20, 2007, 01:52:31 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
soon i discovered that this rock thing was true...

;)

...so there was only one thing I could do

dingalinglang my dangalongdingdong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBKTo5K14M)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Toad on June 20, 2007, 02:11:29 PM

He'd drive this in 2008, the one with 725hp since He doesn't need no steenkin' warranty.

(http://www.2008shelbygt500.com/supersnake.jpg)

Title: Re: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Odee on June 20, 2007, 02:16:06 PM

Probably sandals...

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
"Thou shalt not consider a car an object of personal glorification"
Oh my, I wonder what the Pope thinks of carpeted garages...
link (http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=4905c1c9-b25f-4dfc-84b2-fb84a3a0bb73&k=27381)

Probably not as much as he would the guy that built a house around his car... :O

Have to track that link down.:noid

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: whiteman on June 20, 2007, 02:35:06 PM

my guess would be a prius or VW Bus so him and his 12 buddies can get around

Title: Re: Re: What Would Jesus Drive?
Post by: MstWntd on June 20, 2007, 02:39:46 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Airscrew
thats some serious hydroplaining...

Yeah, I'd say.

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 20, 2007, 03:08:01 PM

(http://img159.exs.cx/img159/9867/jesus2am.jpg)

You are all unqualified to make such an argument...try checking with THIS guy first...

In any case, Jesus doesn't drive, he only rides shotgun or co-pilot these days.

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: JB88 on June 20, 2007, 03:21:52 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Curval
...so there was only one thing I could do

dingalinglang my dangalongdingdong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBKTo5K14M)

thats what im talkin about!!!

wheres the mosh pit?

:cool:

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Laurie on June 20, 2007, 03:42:16 PM

He'd drive a prius to take care of his folk's back yard.

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Airscrew on June 20, 2007, 04:28:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Red Tail 444
You are all unqualified to make such an argument...try checking with THIS guy first...

In any case, Jesus doesn't drive, he only rides shotgun or co-pilot these days.

I thought God was my co-pilot??

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 21, 2007, 10:21:41 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Airscrew
I thought God was my co-pilot??

Science killed God 20 years ago. Jesus slipped in NOE

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Hazzer on June 21, 2007, 10:35:51 AM

I see him as a skate board kinda Guy.:)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: 68ROX on June 21, 2007, 02:52:54 PM

OMG!  Have NONE of you read the BIBLE!!!

He would MOST CERTAINLY drive a HONDA!

As the good book says...


Acts 2:1

"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one Accord...."



Crack open the Bible once in awhile!



68ROX

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Airscrew on June 21, 2007, 03:02:51 PM

Quote

Originally posted by 68ROX
"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one Accord...."
68ROX

So then Jesus would rideshare?   do they get to use the HOV lane.  Accords arent that big, wouldnt it be kinda cramped in there,  Jesus, Michael, Mathew, John, Paul, George, Ringo...

and with all that water into wine stuff going on,  the question is shouldnt Jesus just take a cab?.....

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/874_1175316928_taxi.jpg)

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Sundowner on June 21, 2007, 08:19:57 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Airscrew
I thought God was my co-pilot??

If he is, then you've  got the wrong pilot. ;)

Regards,
Sun

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: Sundowner on June 21, 2007, 08:24:22 PM

WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)

A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!" to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."

Regards,
Sun

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: bj229r on June 21, 2007, 08:45:44 PM

If we were Muslims trying to decide what Allah would drive....all of us prolly dead by now, along with whole city of Grapevine, rest of county, and every town where any of us had ever been....................
















59 caddy:aok

Title: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)
Post by: NateWolf on June 22, 2007, 01:05:55 AM

http://www.fantasycars.com/derek/cars/f1.html

If Jesus doesn't want it, I'll take it. :)