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Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Charon on June 22, 2007, 08:26:35 AM

After reading this news report, it is obvious that our superior way of life will win out in the end with the war on terror:aok

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SAN CLEMENTE, CA—Five years after settling in southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the militant Islamist organization Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station.

Link (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist)

Charon

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Mickey1992 on June 22, 2007, 08:38:16 AM

Too funny.

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: VOR on June 22, 2007, 09:43:42 AM

1. We should not drop bombs. We should drop Playstations, Britney Spears CDs and Fritos.

2. Our new rifles should shoot Ganja darts that bio-degrade instead of bullets.

3. We win.

:aok

Title: Nice
Post by: 4deck on June 22, 2007, 10:41:40 AM

:aok

They have been assimalated

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Bad31st on June 22, 2007, 02:41:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH - :aok

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Elfie on June 22, 2007, 03:22:26 PM

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"Five a.m. is when the facility is most vulnerable to attack, when the morning shift security personnel replace the overnight crew," said Adib Dhakwan, the cell's second-in-command. "Unfortunately, Starbucks doesn't open until six, and I don't know about you, but if I don't have that first cup of coffee, forget it.

HAHAHAHA!


While the article IS funny, if these guys actually do have plans to blow stuff up, why haven't they been arrested?

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Samiam on June 22, 2007, 04:03:26 PM

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Originally posted by VOR
1. We should not drop bombs. We should drop Playstations, Britney Spears CDs and Fritos.

2. Our new rifles should shoot Ganja darts that bio-degrade instead of bullets.

3. We win.

:aok

Not only would dropping Britney Spears surely be against the Geneva Conventions, it would turn the whole world against us as being the true terrorists.

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Bad31st on June 22, 2007, 04:10:12 PM

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Originally posted by Elfie

While the article IS funny, if these guys actually do have plans to blow stuff up, why haven't they been arrested?

Check the source - the Onion = Satire

:noid

Title: Our Secret Weapon Against Terror
Post by: Elfie on June 22, 2007, 04:13:09 PM

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Originally posted by Bad31st
Check the source - the Onion = Satire

:noid

I didn't notice that. Ok, I understand now. :rofl