Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: 4deck on June 26, 2007, 08:06:58 AM
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THought this was a classic.
>>Denver Airport Gate 14
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>>For all of you out there who've had to deal with
>>an irate customer, this one is for you.
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>>An award should go to the United
>>Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making
>>her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to
>>fly as cargo.
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>>A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was
>>re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
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>>Suddenly an angry
>>passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the
>>counter and said,
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>>"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST
>>CLASS."
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>>The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help
>>you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be
>>able to work something out."
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>>The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
>>passengers behind him could hear,
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>>"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
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>>Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
>>microphone,
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>>"May I have your attention please", she began, her voice
>>heard clearly throughout the terminal.
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>>"We have a passenger here at
>>Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
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>>If anyone can help him find his
>>identity please come to Gate 14".
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>>With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared
>>at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "
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>>F___you
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>>Without
>>flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in
>>line for that too."
:aok
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:aok
:rofl
Mac
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Good one. :lol
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Yup, I'm smiling.
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:lol All that was left was for someone to slap a cream pie in that guy's face.
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If this is true... i've found a new hero to worship!
Bravo United Airlines Lady! :aok
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LOL--- priceless:rofl