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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Shuckins on June 27, 2007, 06:53:15 AM
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A Disctrict of Columbia Superior Court judge has ruled that the Korean immigrant owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to the plaintiff's expectations of their "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign that had once been displayed in their store window.
The plaintiff, Roy L. Pearson, Jr., an administrative law judge, had originally sought $67 million from the defendants after they lost a pair of suit trousers and tried to return a pair that were not his.
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Unbelievable.
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Jun25/0,4670,67MillionPants,00.html
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$67 million for a pair of lost pants?
LOL
That is just stupid.
The action was brought by a judge too...lol
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Isn't his job as a judge now in question?
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I wonder if I can sue the plaintiff for being a retard?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIllRdSzSug
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'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
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They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat
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'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death
Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!
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If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
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They never told me not to shove that double-A
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'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work
I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk
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'Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming
I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming
I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck
...
Aw, do I even need a reason?
Ugh!
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While I'm robbing your place
If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face
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Ugh!
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Thank God.
Finally at least one court in the land that makes a decision that makes sense.
It should never have come this far
And the icing on the cake
"Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung"
Thats gotta cost a pretty penny too
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Originally posted by Curval
$67 million for a pair of lost pants?
this begs the obvious but I digress :D
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Originally posted by storch
this begs the obvious but I digress :D
How much for a pair of pink bremunda shorts? :D
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That judge actually CRIEDon the witness stand, describing his dilemma :O
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Originally posted by eskimo2
I wonder if I can sue the plaintiff for being a retard?
class action. i'm in.
:aok
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WTF ?! 67 million dollar for a pair of lost pants?
There's a HUGE market for the common sense in US.
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Oh please don't sue me now.
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Thanks Eskimo2 for the video link. Spot on.
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A great example of a lawyer he set there. AFAIC he should be disbarred from further practice as he obviously has no sense, no simple decency and is obviously willing to prostitute the court system for his own simple greed.
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Now look, if that's a JUDGE bringing up such a stupid case, just imagine with other absurd cases are on the schedule.
Support tort reform.
WHile you're at it, urge your senator/congressman to eliminate earmarks too.
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Originally posted by LePaul
Now look, if that's a JUDGE bringing up such a stupid case, just imagine with other absurd cases are on the schedule.
Support tort reform.
WHile you're at it, urge your senator/congressman to eliminate earmarks too.
And tell LA7's to stop ho'ing and tell paris hilton to mow yards for a living... (90% of ALL elected officials are lawyers by trade)
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Originally posted by bj229r
And tell LA7's to stop ho'ing and tell paris hilton to mow yards for a living... (90% of ALL elected officials are lawyers by trade)
And some wonder why we have the govt. that we have.......
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I said it the first time I saw this case.. That judge should be dis barred if he hasn't been already. How can any decision he's ever made or will make in a court of law be held with a grain of salt after this kind of BS.
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Originally posted by Airscrew
How much for a pair of pink bremunda shorts? :D
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Originally posted by Airscrew
How much for a pair of pink bremunda shorts? :D
To get any kind of accurate estimate we can only hope one of the female BBS members chime in .
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Originally posted by Jackal1
To get any kind of accurate estimate we can only hope one of the female BBS members chime in .
ummm no there is a resident pink short expert who also posts here. but.... please I promised to not make fun so I won't. :D