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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
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just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
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The people that you are bombing to death to capture their town are God fearing people ... you are going to hell for your sins.
:D
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Because AH towns were built by brave and decent folks, not some red-light-district goers.
Pilot's have access to O'club at every base and town people have barn dance every second Saturday if you're looking for more fun....
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Cause I need a target to bomb, too! :D
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who wants to bomb bars?
:confused:
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Because you are a sinner. :D
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> Church
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?
:confused:
on the other hand if there is a bar in town i might be more inclined to take the gv ride over there to defend
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Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.
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sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread
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I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Mighty01
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread
You,re new here, aren,t you?
Sanctamoniously yours,
Boner
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Originally posted by 1Boner
You,re new here, aren,t you?
Sanctamoniously yours,
Boner
nope and get it right Bone
[SIZE=24]Sanctimoniously[/SIZE]
and not you,re it is you're
and not aren,t it is aren't btw I would say ain't you instead of aren't you we talk like that down here
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
how many WWII films you see with a bombed out bar?
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Originally posted by Mighty01
nope and get it right Bone
[SIZE=24]Sanctimoniously[/SIZE]
and not you,re it is you're
and not aren,t it is aren't btw I would say ain't you instead of aren't you we talk like that down here
Lmfao!!
I stand corrected, (grammatically that is) I think.
Your buddy,
Boner
:aok
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
There is a bar and bingo parlor in the basement.
shamus
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.
Dont forget an Old Folks Home.
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Originally posted by Mighty01
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread
Folks are not talking about real buildings, just a cartoon church in an air-simulation game.
I thought Ack-ack's response was particularly funny. (And, upon edit, those from Shamus and Grits.)
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.
Originally posted by Grits
Dont forget an Old Folks Home.
:rofl
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This thread made me think...
Conclusion: For ethical reasons, I will refrain from bombing towns in AH2.
Instead I will solely concentrate on a pure military target: The Fighter Hangars.
;)
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"ts not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER."
lol.
As to the original question? Because schools and hospitals are so plain.
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It's a game.
It is not a real church.
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by Westy
"ts not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER."
lol.
As to the original question? Because schools and hospitals are so plain.
Thanks Westy:)
Friggen Cults look at all the trouble they are causing in this thread alone..:)
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add a burger place to it :)
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Originally posted by Lusche
This thread made me think...
Conclusion: For ethical reasons, I will refrain from bombing towns in AH2.
Instead I will solely concentrate on a pure military target: The Fighter Hangars.
;)
I'm with you. Actually, for ethical reasons, I think I shouldn't shoot anyone in the game, either (unless it's Ack-ack, because of his hospital and orphanage comment).
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Well, the resistance is always hiding in the church basement
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Originally posted by Silat
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.
The sign is different in various parts of the country.
On the West Coast, you are of course correct. If there are any buildings left out there that even sllightly resemble churches, they have likely been bought out either by a New Age CULT group, or by an organization dedicated to deprogramming previous cult members. Any rumors of kickback referral agreements between these two groups, to refer "clients" back and forth in a neverending loop, are hotly denied by those involved. The steeples on these buildings are apparently lined with alumninum foil to thwart alien mind reading devices during comet fly bys, and to prevent inadvertantly channeling any of Shirley MacLean's telepathic transmissions.
In the old New England states, towns near air bases have many picturesque congregational church buildings, some dating back to the 1700s. Unfortunately, since those states are now populated by left leaning intellectuals, the buildings are either used as Universalist Unitarian gathering centers ("Come next week for pet dedication service, with interpretive dance..."), or they've been converted to community auditoriums....the "CULT-ural Centers" where amateur theaters can continue to perform the (little known) plays of Karl Marx.
In the Midwest, those buildings actually are churches, and they actually attract locals to attend actual services. (Those on the coasts insist the "services" are flimsy cover for republican mind control activities, but definitve evidence has not yet surfaced...since no coastal person has the courage to journey that far into the Dark Continent.) Midwestern churches are attractive targets during captures, both because they are often filled with townspeople, and because the very high proportion of polyester clothing makes the targets highly flammable.
In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?
:confused:
in my younger days, I quite frequently found myself in a bar..and bombed!
I still get bombed, but it seems I'm flying when it happens..:huh
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Originally posted by Simaril
The sign is different in various parts of the country.
On the West Coast, you are of course correct. If there are any buildings left out there that even sllightly resemble churches, they have likely been bought out either by a New Age CULT group, or by an organization dedicated to deprogramming previous cult members. Any rumors of kickback referral agreements between these two groups, to refer "clients" back and forth in a neverending loop, are hotly denied by those involved. The steeples on these buildings are apparently lined with alumninum foil to thwart alien mind reading devices during comet fly bys, and to prevent inadvertantly channeling any of Shirley MacLean's telepathic transmissions.
In the old New England states, towns near air bases have many picturesque congregational church buildings, some dating back to the 1700s. Unfortunately, since those states are now populated by left leaning intellectuals, the buildings are either used as Universalist Unitarian gathering centers ("Come next week for pet dedication service, with interpretive dance..."), or they've been converted to community auditoriums....the "CULT-ural Centers" where amateur theaters can continue to perform the (little known) plays of Karl Marx.
In the Midwest, those buildings actually are churches, and they actually attract locals to attend actual services. (Those on the coasts insist the "services" are flimsy cover for republican mind control activities, but definitve evidence has not yet surfaced...since no coastal person has the courage to journey that far into the Dark Continent.) Midwestern churches are attractive targets during captures, both because they are often filled with townspeople, and because the very high proportion of polyester clothing makes the targets highly flammable.
In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by Silat
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.
Indeed.
A particularly juicy target if flying German bombers. If you look reaaaaally closely you can make out a miniature Tom Cruise at the pulpit inside. You gotta look close though because you can only see the top of his head at the pulpit because he's so short.
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church? what church?
:confused:
(http://www.augustradio.com/starbey.jpg)
BOMBS AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Now THAT'S funny!
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:rofl Starbucks
now I'll never be able to bomb it again without suffering a pang of guilt
"In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals. "
I see you've met my in laws :D
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Originally posted by JB88
church? what church?
:rofl
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*** I agree.
In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times. This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church. A bank would be a more logical choice.
You say its just a game?
Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..
*** Vans for mentioning it.
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it's not a church it's a mosque
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:rofl
I nominate JB88 to skin all future buildings...
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.
ack-ack
What???
NO daycares?
NO old-folks-homes?
OMG!
THE HUMANITY!
68ROX
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If you look closely behind the church there are also gallows to hang the potatos and a stake to burn witches at.
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Originally posted by Mighty01
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread
Hmmm....I am a church goer and a bar goer. I pray to god and drink a crown and coke to the almighty. I think it was a valid question. Why a church? hmmmmmm......Why not a pet grooming salon.....a coffee house....or even a strip club......Now that is an idea. Come over and see me I will be camped in my Tiger next to the church drinking down my mixed drink pondering the question "why a church in town".....
Make sure you bring a couple of 1000lbs with yall.
Jugman
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Originally posted by JB88
church? what church?
:confused:
(http://www.augustradio.com/starbey.jpg)
:cool:
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
*** I agree.
In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times. This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church. A bank would be a more logical choice.
You say its just a game?
Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..
*** Vans for mentioning it.
SQUEEK
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It respawns after 45 min. 'Born again' if you will. I can think of no more concrete example of virtual faith than the rebirth of the church out cartoon ashes. Trully inspirational. Thank you HTC.
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:rofl :rofl
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I feel sorry for the people who are truly offended by this.
Maybe you would be happier if there was an abortion clinic to bomb, or an amish furniture factory.
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"In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times."
Tom_H_Cruise almighty! Another modern phuquing day "knows whats best for you" Tomás de Torquemada...
or a really silly assed troll.
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Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
*** I agree.
In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times. This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church. A bank would be a more logical choice.
You say its just a game?
Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..
*** Vans for mentioning it.
Maybe we can skin your house and replace it with the church skin ^__^. Then instead of saying, "bomb the church", we'll just say, "bomb that stunninghunk's house" instead.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by JB88
church? what church?
:confused:
(http://www.augustradio.com/starbey.jpg)
BOMBS AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
:cool:
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
The troops need their coffee!
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Maybe we can skin your house and replace it with the church skin ^__^. Then instead of saying, "bomb the church", we'll just say, "bomb that stunninghunk's house" instead.
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl :rofl good times.
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Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
*** I agree.
In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times. This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church. A bank would be a more logical choice.
You say its just a game?
Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..
*** Vans for mentioning it.
Wow that's really deep, ya freakin trolltard.:lol
It is JUST A GAME.
Any of you dingleberrys ever consider this is a WWII era flight sim, and the small towns are based on WWII villages which usually contained a predominate church in town?
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i think he's sucking up to me,i have been hearing sounds out side my window...:O :O :O
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
i think he's sucking up to me,i have been hearing sounds out side my window...:O :O :O
so you're saying that xBishsquaddie is into little squeak toys?
ack-ack
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Hope it isnt deep breating/panting/moaning sounds............
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Hope it isnt deep breating/panting/moaning sounds............
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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So it is offensive to bomb the church, but it is ok to bomb the houses of the civilians that go to the church. :huh
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if you don't like bombing the churches just do one thing...call vanscrew over to knock it down for you...i'm sure he wouldn't mind:t
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Originally posted by rednex21
if you don't like bombing the churches just do one thing...call vanscrew over to knock it down for you...i'm sure he wouldn't mind:t
:huh :huh GOST208,your confusing.
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
The BETTER QUESTION is this:
How much longer until you change squads?
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good question :aok
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?
:confused:
The Church People?:t
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To make it look more town like is almost certainly the answer.
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(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/REPENT.jpg)
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Maybe we can skin your house and replace it with the church skin ^__^. Then instead of saying, "bomb the church", we'll just say, "bomb that stunninghunk's house" instead.
ack-ack
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/bombhouse.jpg)
use mine instead.. better yet... you real pile its do it in real life.. just give me 30 minutes warning.. I promise I have no ostis on the premises. I won't even throw a rock. It's like milk running only safer :)
Aerial view provided by Google Earth, Photoshop provided by Adobe, Artwork provided by Dichotomy enterprises LLC, No animals or religious institutions were harmed by this post.
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
i think he's sucking up to me,i have been hearing sounds out side my window...:O :O :O
Better lay off that aftershave, or else shave your ankles.
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not that there's anything wrong with that :D
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I always felt Aces High was missing out on advertisment dollars by not puttting billboards up in the town or having "pepsi" logo on the tower...or something along these lines.
Be much cooler to shout over the range channel "panzer at the budwiseir tower!"
999000
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heathen
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Originally posted by Meatwad
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/REPENT.jpg)
OMG :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :O
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Freakazoid rocked.
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Some good reasons for bomb the Church.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/212630447_d38cee3e19.jpg)
(http://www.herenciacristiana.com/christianhorror/images/hitler4.jpg)
VansCrew M3 troops.
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Originally posted by 999000
I always felt Aces High was missing out on advertisment dollars by not puttting billboards up in the town or having "pepsi" logo on the tower...or something along these lines.
Be much cooler to shout over the range channel "panzer at the budwiseir tower!"
999000
I think you just want something colorful to blow away.:D
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I always target the church first. If there were bars in town they would be left alone and noone would ever get a capture. :D
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?
:confused:
Yea don't bomb Batfinks Bar, which is The Blue Oyster Club.
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Jeesh!
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why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them
i think thats a good idea,we can put kenny in it :D :D.
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them
You're advocating your own death?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
You're advocating your own death?
ack-ack
He's right Kenny. Euthanasia is not a Boy Band from China.
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
I'm surprised knobhead hasn't complained that its politically incorrect and there should be a mosque and synagogue in the town aswell.
:lol
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Originally posted by Grits
Dont forget an Old Folks Home.
:rofl :rofl :rofl lol!
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
i think thats a good idea,we can put kenny in it :D :D.
But wouldn't it be Squeakercide if you were to bomb him?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
But wouldn't it be Squeakercide if you were to bomb him?
ack-ack
More like squeaker on squeaker gang violence.
Sad really.
Bronk
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Originally posted by 999000
I always felt Aces High was missing out on advertisment dollars by not puttting billboards up in the town or having "pepsi" logo on the tower...or something along these lines.
Be much cooler to shout over the range channel "panzer at the budwiseir tower!"
999000
OMFG he is a genious.....Yeah I love it....But it must read Crown Royal on the water tower and a Coca Cola Factory next to it. By the way guys I would be camped there all the time....
Jugman
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them
Perfect and I would like to string you up the flag pole and watch....
:D
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?
:confused:
That would be 'Alcohol Abuse'
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:rofl :rofl at this whole thread:rofl :cry :aok
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Originally posted by Shifty
He's right Kenny. Euthanasia is not a Boy Band from China.
:rofl :rofl :rofl:aok
I say remove the churches and replace thme with the Church of Scientology
Celebrity Centre.
http://www.scientology.cc/en_US/about/index.html
Much easier to hit than that little church.
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What we need is wal-marts,......any u.s. town would not, and could not live and function w/o a wal-mart. Lets leave the church, most church goers will be at wal-mart approx. 12:30 every sunday, in case we miss em at church.:D
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no mission is without it's dangers...
(http://www.groovymachine.com/funny-pictures/images/nuns.jpg)
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Originally posted by JB88
no mission is without it's dangers...
(http://www.groovymachine.com/funny-pictures/images/nuns.jpg)
:lol
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I do also think if you have a church , you also have some form of sin , with sin you would also have all the other items a town should have , houses of ill repute , bars , etc . it is just that buildings of decadence do not have real importance !
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Put Billboard up of Rosie O D....
Even the sheep and fellow cows need someone to look up to
and for pilot egg drops to get better :aok
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.
ack-ack
I think I just slipped in a big puddle of SARCASM! LMFAO!
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Originally posted by Westy
"ts not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER."
cult of the HO?
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Originally posted by Furball
cult of the HO?
Ghi and Ricch give sermons there, HO church of Love! :aok
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Bring back the Shining Bock Beer! It would look really nice in town. Heck, how about the squid in the town pond?
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I'm all for having churches in town. When you park your Ostie in front of it. The religious guys won't attack you in case they break the stained glass windows.
As for bars, you all do realise there's one in each maproom? Why do you think it's indestructible? Why do you think it's usually far away from the other buildings? Why do you think we call the troops 'drunks' and they always seem to be in such a big hurry to get into the maproom.
Mind you, after surviving a flight in a Gooney bird, you would damm well need a drink! :eek:
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Originally posted by Killjoy2
how about the squid in the town pond?
in.
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/brian_mccarty_squid.jpg)
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This subject was all very funny until I opened my newspaper and read this
Sony struck down from the pulpit (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2036423.ece)
Oh dear, Maybe someone should tell hitech.:noid
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Originally posted by Silat
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.
No it is not a Cult Center ------- It is a GAY BAR....!!:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Personally, I like to bail over the town, then walk into the church / gay bar / cult facility with my .45 and yell "Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee e!!!!! Die! Die! Die!"
Especially when I've missed my meds.
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
in.
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/brian_mccarty_squid.jpg)
this is photoshopped.
everyone knows Japanese women are tentacle bait. That sub would be untouched if this was not shopped and the tentacles would be doing much more interesting things.
anyways I dont think of them as a church, those are combined CAIR/ACLU/Amnesty Intl resource centres.
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No bar? What do you think the indestructible is!
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
No bar? What do you think the indestructible is!
:rofl
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Better question, Why two churchs?
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Ya'll just aren't in the "mix" with the church. On mondays, after 9:00 pm, ya can rent sheep and buy moonshine,....on tuesdays after "prayer"...there's the farmers daughter dance.....then.......:cool:
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Originally posted by SlapShot
<> Church
:D - aaah no - :rofl
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This is a "Hello, I'm Vanscrew, look at me and the touchy subject I started" thread.
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why not?
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Originally posted by whiteman
on the other hand if there is a bar in town i might be more inclined to take the gv ride over there to defend
:aok
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just [Just] wondering in town why is their [THERE] a church,why it is [IS IT] not like[omit like] a bar or somthing?
Q: Will Vanscrew EVER aquire the ability to communicate in the English language?
A: ...
Translation: I was curious as to why there is a Church in the town and not a bar.
Like really man, cud VansCrew even like go into a bar like place or sumthin?
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Originally posted by yanksfan
Better question, Why two churchs?
Catholic And Protestant...
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I just love it when people resurrect these 6 month old threads...... it wasn't even that good the first time around :rolleyes:
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Perhaps we could tear down the churches and replace them with playgrounds for the squeakers?
(http://www.strictlyequiptment.com/playground-equiptment.gif)
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Originally posted by The Fugitive
I just love it when people resurrect these 6 month old threads...... it wasn't even that good the first time around :rolleyes:
Yes but VILKAS had such a clever remark that it simply must have been shared with the AH community. :rolleyes:
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I don't think I've ever seen a town without a church in it but I have seen many without bars. That was a silly question vans...
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wow this is an old topic.
:noid :noid
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I just pretend its the National Headquarters for the Democratic Party:aok
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GOON: "is town down?! im landed near the south edge"
CAP: "yea yea, drop em!!!"
GOON: "troops running"
GOON: "we so got this"
CAP: "i see em..
GOON: "k, how many in"?
CAP: "none.. they are turning.. ??"
GOON: "what, why!?"
CAP: "#^$$% its happy hour!!"
GOON: "someone is peeing on my right landing gear!"
SkyRock CH200: "SkyRock owns your landing gear."
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
:rofl You were asking about this MONTHS ago!!!:rofl :lol :rofl :lol
#S#
Banshee7
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Originally posted by Wingnutt
GOON: "is town down?! im landed near the south edge"
CAP: "yea yea, drop em!!!"
GOON: "troops running"
GOON: "we so got this"
CAP: "i see em..
GOON: "k, how many in"?
CAP: "none.. they are turning.. ??"
GOON: "what, why!?"
CAP: "#^$$% its happy hour!!"
GOON: "someone is peeing on my right landing gear!"
SkyRock CH200: "SkyRock owns your landing gear."
:rofl :lol :rofl
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Originally posted by Mighty01
nope and get it right Bone
[SIZE=24]Sanctimoniously[/SIZE]
and not you,re it is you're
and not aren,t it is aren't btw I would say ain't you instead of aren't you we talk like that down here
whoa, who let the grade school english teacher in here. and why are you wasting your time in here there are far harder to read and more non-sensical posts all over the interwebs and these forums? GO GRAMMAR POLICE! ENFORCE THE RULES OF ENGLISH!
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I didn't realize wingnutt was the designated Skyrock fluffer.
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Ok, I'm really late to this topic... but it seems like the original poster hasn't travelled much outside of North America. In any village, town or city that's more than a few decades old, the place of worship is usually the most prominent landmark around. This goes double for Europe.
On the other hand, I agree that it should be a children's hospital or something like that.:lol
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Originally posted by Anaxogoras
Ok, I'm really late to this topic... but it seems like the original poster hasn't travelled much outside of North America. In any village, town or city that's more than a few decades old, the place of worship is usually the most prominent landmark around. This goes double for Europe.
On the other hand, I agree that it should be a children's hospital or something like that.:lol
Shouldn't you be claiming that meteorites are made of rock instead of gods and angels and then being killed for it?
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Churches in town, we've seen Disgruntled Postal workers, why not disgruntled Worshipers?
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Shouldn't you be claiming that meteorites are made of rock instead of gods and angels and then being killed for it?
That already happens to me all the time, right here at this forum when I say something intelligent.:rofl
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Very INteresting thread.
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Because if you had a bar in town troops would automatically head there instead of the map room....
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The sign is different in various parts of the country.
On the West Coast, you are of course correct. If there are any buildings left out there that even sllightly resemble churches, they have likely been bought out either by a New Age CULT group, or by an organization dedicated to deprogramming previous cult members. Any rumors of kickback referral agreements between these two groups, to refer "clients" back and forth in a neverending loop, are hotly denied by those involved. The steeples on these buildings are apparently lined with alumninum foil to thwart alien mind reading devices during comet fly bys, and to prevent inadvertantly channeling any of Shirley MacLean's telepathic transmissions.
In the old New England states, towns near air bases have many picturesque congregational church buildings, some dating back to the 1700s. Unfortunately, since those states are now populated by left leaning intellectuals, the buildings are either used as Universalist Unitarian gathering centers ("Come next week for pet dedication service, with interpretive dance..."), or they've been converted to community auditoriums....the "CULT-ural Centers" where amateur theaters can continue to perform the (little known) plays of Karl Marx.
In the Midwest, those buildings actually are churches, and they actually attract locals to attend actual services. (Those on the coasts insist the "services" are flimsy cover for republican mind control activities, but definitve evidence has not yet surfaced...since no coastal person has the courage to journey that far into the Dark Continent.) Midwestern churches are attractive targets during captures, both because they are often filled with townspeople, and because the very high proportion of polyester clothing makes the targets highly flammable.
In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals.
That was pretty funny Simaril. :)