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Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: SlapShot on July 02, 2007, 01:36:11 PM
The people that you are bombing to death to capture their town are God fearing people ... you are going to hell for your sins.

:D
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: 2bighorn on July 02, 2007, 01:36:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
Because AH towns were built by brave and decent folks, not some red-light-district goers.

Pilot's have access to O'club at every base and town people have barn dance every second Saturday if you're looking for more fun....
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: dedalos on July 02, 2007, 01:36:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?


Cause I need a target to bomb, too! :D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: B@tfinkV on July 02, 2007, 01:37:25 PM
who wants to bomb bars?

:confused:
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: Meatwad on July 02, 2007, 01:42:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?


Because you are a sinner. :D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: SlapShot on July 02, 2007, 01:44:24 PM
<> Church
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: whiteman on July 02, 2007, 02:06:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?

:confused:


on the other hand if there is a bar in town i might be more inclined to take the gv ride over there to defend
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Silat on July 02, 2007, 02:07:18 PM
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Mighty01 on July 02, 2007, 02:14:04 PM
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 02, 2007, 02:20:46 PM
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.


ack-ack
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 1Boner on July 02, 2007, 02:23:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mighty01
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread




You,re new here, aren,t you?





Sanctamoniously yours,

Boner
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Mighty01 on July 02, 2007, 02:28:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by 1Boner
You,re new here, aren,t you?





Sanctamoniously yours,

Boner



nope and get it right Bone

[SIZE=24]Sanctimoniously[/SIZE]


and not you,re it is you're

and not aren,t it is aren't btw  I would say ain't you instead of aren't you we talk like that down here
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: tedrbr on July 02, 2007, 02:34:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?



how many WWII films you see with a bombed out bar?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 1Boner on July 02, 2007, 02:49:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mighty01
nope and get it right Bone

[SIZE=24]Sanctimoniously[/SIZE]


and not you,re it is you're

and not aren,t it is aren't btw  I would say ain't you instead of aren't you we talk like that down here



Lmfao!!

I stand corrected, (grammatically that is) I think.



Your buddy,

Boner







:aok
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: Shamus on July 02, 2007, 02:52:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?


There is a bar and bingo parlor in the basement.

shamus
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Grits on July 02, 2007, 03:09:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.


Dont forget an Old Folks Home.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Brooke on July 02, 2007, 03:11:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mighty01
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread


Folks are not talking about real buildings, just a cartoon church in an air-simulation game.

I thought Ack-ack's response was particularly funny.  (And, upon edit, those from Shamus and Grits.)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 2bighorn on July 02, 2007, 03:13:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.

Quote
Originally posted by Grits
Dont forget an Old Folks Home.
:rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Lusche on July 02, 2007, 03:16:52 PM
This thread made me think...

Conclusion: For ethical reasons, I will refrain from bombing towns in AH2.

Instead I will solely concentrate on a pure military target: The Fighter Hangars.



;)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Westy on July 02, 2007, 03:25:27 PM
"ts not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER."


lol.

As to the original question? Because schools and hospitals are so plain.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Furball on July 02, 2007, 03:28:04 PM
It's a game.

It is not a real church.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 03:29:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.


ack-ack





:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Silat on July 02, 2007, 03:30:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Westy
"ts not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER."


lol.

As to the original question? Because schools and hospitals are so plain.


Thanks Westy:)
Friggen Cults look at all the trouble they are causing in this thread alone..:)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 03:30:55 PM
add a burger place to it :)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Brooke on July 02, 2007, 03:32:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Lusche
This thread made me think...

Conclusion: For ethical reasons, I will refrain from bombing towns in AH2.

Instead I will solely concentrate on a pure military target: The Fighter Hangars.



;)


I'm with you.  Actually, for ethical reasons, I think I shouldn't shoot anyone in the game, either (unless it's Ack-ack, because of his hospital and orphanage comment).
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: dedalos on July 02, 2007, 03:38:54 PM
Well, the resistance is always hiding in the church basement
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Simaril on July 02, 2007, 03:56:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Silat
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.


The sign is different in various parts of the country.


On the West Coast, you are of course correct. If there are any buildings left out there that even sllightly resemble churches, they have likely been bought out either by a New Age CULT group, or by an organization dedicated to deprogramming previous cult members. Any rumors of kickback referral agreements between these two groups, to refer "clients" back and forth in a neverending loop, are hotly denied by those involved. The steeples on these buildings are apparently lined with alumninum foil to thwart alien mind reading devices during comet fly bys, and to prevent inadvertantly channeling any of Shirley MacLean's telepathic transmissions.



In the old New England states, towns near air bases have many picturesque congregational church buildings, some dating back to the 1700s. Unfortunately, since those states are now populated by left leaning intellectuals, the buildings are either used as Universalist Unitarian gathering centers ("Come next week for pet dedication service, with interpretive dance..."), or they've been converted to community auditoriums....the "CULT-ural Centers" where amateur theaters can continue to perform the (little known) plays of Karl Marx.



In the Midwest, those buildings actually are churches, and they actually attract locals to attend actual services. (Those on the coasts insist the "services" are flimsy cover for republican mind control activities, but definitve evidence has not yet surfaced...since no coastal person has the courage to journey that far into the Dark Continent.) Midwestern churches are attractive targets during captures, both because they are often filled with townspeople, and because the very high proportion of polyester clothing makes the targets highly flammable.



In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: FBplmmr on July 02, 2007, 04:07:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?

:confused:



in my younger days, I quite frequently found myself in a bar..and bombed!

I still get bombed, but it seems I'm flying when it happens..:huh
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Shifty on July 02, 2007, 04:19:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Simaril
The sign is different in various parts of the country.


On the West Coast, you are of course correct. If there are any buildings left out there that even sllightly resemble churches, they have likely been bought out either by a New Age CULT group, or by an organization dedicated to deprogramming previous cult members. Any rumors of kickback referral agreements between these two groups, to refer "clients" back and forth in a neverending loop, are hotly denied by those involved. The steeples on these buildings are apparently lined with alumninum foil to thwart alien mind reading devices during comet fly bys, and to prevent inadvertantly channeling any of Shirley MacLean's telepathic transmissions.



In the old New England states, towns near air bases have many picturesque congregational church buildings, some dating back to the 1700s. Unfortunately, since those states are now populated by left leaning intellectuals, the buildings are either used as Universalist Unitarian gathering centers ("Come next week for pet dedication service, with interpretive dance..."), or they've been converted to community auditoriums....the "CULT-ural Centers" where amateur theaters can continue to perform the (little known) plays of Karl Marx.



In the Midwest, those buildings actually are churches, and they actually attract locals to attend actual services. (Those on the coasts insist the "services" are flimsy cover for republican mind control activities, but definitve evidence has not yet surfaced...since no coastal person has the courage to journey that far into the Dark Continent.) Midwestern churches are attractive targets during captures, both because they are often filled with townspeople, and because the very high proportion of polyester clothing makes the targets highly flammable.



In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals.


:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Curval on July 02, 2007, 04:24:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Silat
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.


Indeed.

A particularly juicy target if flying German bombers. If you look reaaaaally closely you can make out a miniature Tom Cruise at the pulpit inside.  You gotta look close though because you can only see the top of his head at the pulpit because he's so short.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: JB88 on July 02, 2007, 04:33:21 PM
church?  what church?

:confused:

(http://www.augustradio.com/starbey.jpg)

BOMBS AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

:cool:
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Simaril on July 02, 2007, 04:34:25 PM
^
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Now THAT'S funny!
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Dichotomy on July 02, 2007, 04:36:33 PM
:rofl Starbucks

now I'll never be able to bomb it again without suffering a pang of guilt


"In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals. "

I see you've met my in laws :D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Lusche on July 02, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
church?  what church?  


:rofl
Title: way to go Vans
Post by: xBishsquaddie on July 02, 2007, 05:07:48 PM
*** I agree.

In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times.  This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church.  A bank would be a more logical choice.

You say its just a game?  

Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..

*** Vans for mentioning it.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: storch on July 02, 2007, 05:10:00 PM
it's not a church it's a mosque
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: kamilyun on July 02, 2007, 05:10:31 PM
:rofl

I nominate JB88 to skin all future buildings...
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 68ROX on July 02, 2007, 05:11:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.

ack-ack


What???

NO daycares?

NO old-folks-homes?


OMG!

THE HUMANITY!


68ROX
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: stockli on July 02, 2007, 05:17:19 PM
If you look closely behind the church there are also gallows to hang the potatos and a stake to burn witches at.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: P47Gra on July 02, 2007, 05:17:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mighty01
sure are some thoughtless and tasteless replys in this thread


Hmmm....I am a church goer and a bar goer.  I pray to god and drink a crown and coke to the almighty.  I think it was a valid question.  Why a church? hmmmmmm......Why not a pet grooming salon.....a coffee house....or even a strip club......Now that is an idea.  Come over and see me I will be camped in my Tiger next to the church drinking down my mixed drink pondering the question "why a church in town".....

Make sure you bring a couple of 1000lbs with yall.

Jugman
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 05:24:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
church?  what church?

:confused:

(http://www.augustradio.com/starbey.jpg)
:cool:



:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: way to go Vans
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 05:25:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
*** I agree.

In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times.  This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church.  A bank would be a more logical choice.

You say its just a game?  

Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..

*** Vans for mentioning it.



SQUEEK
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: kamilyun on July 02, 2007, 05:27:20 PM
It respawns after 45 min.  'Born again' if you will.  I can think of no more concrete example of virtual faith than the rebirth of the church out cartoon ashes.  Trully inspirational.  Thank you HTC.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 05:29:41 PM
^
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  l  
  l

:rofl :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: stockli on July 02, 2007, 05:29:57 PM
I feel sorry for the people who are truly offended by this.

Maybe you would be happier if there was an abortion clinic to bomb, or an amish furniture factory.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Westy on July 02, 2007, 06:04:48 PM
"In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times."


Tom_H_Cruise almighty!  Another modern phuquing day "knows whats best for you"  Tomás de Torquemada...


or a really silly assed troll.
Title: Re: way to go Vans
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 02, 2007, 06:11:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
*** I agree.

In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times.  This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church.  A bank would be a more logical choice.

You say its just a game?  

Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..

*** Vans for mentioning it.


Maybe we can skin your house and replace it with the church skin ^__^.  Then instead of saying, "bomb the church", we'll just say, "bomb that stunninghunk's house" instead.


ack-ack
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: PanzerIV on July 02, 2007, 06:18:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
church?  what church?

:confused:

(http://www.augustradio.com/starbey.jpg)

BOMBS AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

:cool:


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  
   
The troops need their coffee!
Title: Re: Re: way to go Vans
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 06:23:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Maybe we can skin your house and replace it with the church skin ^__^.  Then instead of saying, "bomb the church", we'll just say, "bomb that stunninghunk's house" instead.


ack-ack



:rofl :rofl :rofl good times.
Title: Re: way to go Vans
Post by: Shifty on July 02, 2007, 06:28:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
*** I agree.

In this new on-going terror threat with outright religious overtones, I think its time for HTC to get with the times.  This game was developed before 9/11 and maybe he needs to pick a different Town structure instead of a church.  A bank would be a more logical choice.

You say its just a game?  

Then why not put a mosque or a temple or a ganesha..

*** Vans for mentioning it.


Wow that's really deep, ya freakin trolltard.:lol

It is JUST A GAME.

 Any of you dingleberrys ever consider this is a WWII era flight sim, and the small towns are based on WWII villages which usually contained a predominate church in town?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 06:56:13 PM
i think he's sucking up to me,i have been hearing sounds out side my window...:O :O :O
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 02, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
i think he's sucking up to me,i have been hearing sounds out side my window...:O :O :O


so you're saying that xBishsquaddie is into little squeak toys?


ack-ack
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Meatwad on July 02, 2007, 07:18:08 PM
Hope it isnt deep breating/panting/moaning sounds............
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Hope it isnt deep breating/panting/moaning sounds............



:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Virage on July 02, 2007, 07:42:22 PM
So it is offensive to bomb the church, but it is ok to bomb the houses of the civilians that go to the church.  :huh
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: rednex21 on July 02, 2007, 07:49:38 PM
if you don't like bombing the churches just do one thing...call vanscrew over to knock it down for you...i'm sure he wouldn't mind:t
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 07:54:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rednex21
if you don't like bombing the churches just do one thing...call vanscrew over to knock it down for you...i'm sure he wouldn't mind:t



:huh :huh  GOST208,your confusing.
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: Masherbrum on July 02, 2007, 08:17:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?
The BETTER QUESTION is this:


   How much longer until you change squads?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 08:41:24 PM
good question :aok
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Bingolong on July 02, 2007, 08:56:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?

:confused:


The Church People?:t
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Karnak on July 02, 2007, 09:04:18 PM
To make it look more town like is almost certainly the answer.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Meatwad on July 02, 2007, 09:14:23 PM
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/REPENT.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: way to go Vans
Post by: Dichotomy on July 02, 2007, 09:15:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Maybe we can skin your house and replace it with the church skin ^__^.  Then instead of saying, "bomb the church", we'll just say, "bomb that stunninghunk's house" instead.


ack-ack


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/bombhouse.jpg)

use mine instead.. better yet... you real pile its do it in real life.. just give me 30 minutes warning.. I promise I have no ostis on the premises.  I won't even throw a rock.  It's like milk running only safer  :)

Aerial view provided by Google Earth, Photoshop provided by Adobe, Artwork provided by Dichotomy enterprises LLC,  No animals or religious institutions were harmed by this post.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Shifty on July 02, 2007, 09:22:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
i think he's sucking up to me,i have been hearing sounds out side my window...:O :O :O

Better lay off that aftershave, or else shave your ankles.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Dichotomy on July 02, 2007, 09:24:39 PM
not that there's anything wrong with that :D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 999000 on July 02, 2007, 10:27:03 PM
I always felt Aces High was missing out on advertisment dollars  by not puttting billboards up in the town or having "pepsi" logo  on the tower...or something along these lines.
Be much cooler to shout over the range channel "panzer at the budwiseir tower!"
999000
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: stickpig on July 02, 2007, 10:36:11 PM
heathen
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 02, 2007, 10:44:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/REPENT.jpg)


OMG :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :O
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Grits on July 02, 2007, 11:27:26 PM
Freakazoid rocked.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: DarkglamJG52 on July 03, 2007, 02:43:29 AM
Some good reasons for bomb the Church.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/69/212630447_d38cee3e19.jpg)
(http://www.herenciacristiana.com/christianhorror/images/hitler4.jpg)

 
VansCrew M3 troops.

(http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Crete/2408/Persecrelig/cerroangeles.jpg)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Shifty on July 03, 2007, 07:08:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by 999000
I always felt Aces High was missing out on advertisment dollars  by not puttting billboards up in the town or having "pepsi" logo  on the tower...or something along these lines.
Be much cooler to shout over the range channel "panzer at the budwiseir tower!"
999000


I think you just want something colorful to blow away.:D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Nilsen on July 03, 2007, 07:55:46 AM
I always target the church first. If there were bars in town they would be left alone and noone would ever get a capture. :D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Sweet2th on July 03, 2007, 08:36:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?

:confused:


Yea don't bomb Batfinks Bar, which is The Blue Oyster Club.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: xBishsquaddie on July 03, 2007, 09:30:04 AM
Jeesh!


(http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/20285/2001495739627325946_rs.jpg)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: kennyhayes on July 03, 2007, 10:06:38 AM
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 03, 2007, 10:16:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by kennyhayes
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them



i think thats a good idea,we can put kenny in it :D :D.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 03, 2007, 12:07:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by kennyhayes
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them



You're advocating your own death?


ack-ack
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Shifty on July 03, 2007, 12:16:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
You're advocating your own death?


ack-ack


He's right Kenny. Euthanasia is not a Boy Band from China.
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: Laurie on July 03, 2007, 01:06:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?


I'm surprised knobhead hasn't complained that its politically incorrect and there should be a mosque and synagogue in the town aswell.

:lol
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Capt.Joe on July 03, 2007, 01:32:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grits
Dont forget an Old Folks Home.


:rofl :rofl :rofl  lol!
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 03, 2007, 02:12:57 PM
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
i think thats a good idea,we can put kenny in it :D :D.



But wouldn't it be Squeakercide if you were to bomb him?


ack-ack
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Bronk on July 03, 2007, 04:09:56 PM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
But wouldn't it be Squeakercide if you were to bomb him?


ack-ack


More like squeaker on squeaker gang violence.
Sad really.

Bronk
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: P47Gra on July 03, 2007, 05:36:23 PM
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Originally posted by 999000
I always felt Aces High was missing out on advertisment dollars  by not puttting billboards up in the town or having "pepsi" logo  on the tower...or something along these lines.
Be much cooler to shout over the range channel "panzer at the budwiseir tower!"
999000


OMFG he is a genious.....Yeah I love it....But it must read Crown Royal on the water tower and a Coca Cola Factory next to it.    By the way guys I would be camped there all the time....

Jugman
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: P47Gra on July 03, 2007, 05:37:37 PM
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
why not put a school in town full of squeakers so you take out you'r anger on them


Perfect and I would like to string you up the flag pole and watch....

:D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Cypher on July 05, 2007, 12:08:25 AM
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
who wants to bomb bars?

:confused:


That would be 'Alcohol Abuse'
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: evenhaim on July 05, 2007, 01:13:03 AM
:rofl :rofl at this whole thread:rofl :cry :aok
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Slash27 on July 05, 2007, 03:54:45 AM
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Originally posted by Shifty
He's right Kenny. Euthanasia is not a Boy Band from China.




 :rofl :rofl :rofl:aok





I say remove the churches and replace thme with the Church of Scientology
Celebrity Centre.

http://www.scientology.cc/en_US/about/index.html

Much easier to hit than that little church.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: ColKLink on July 05, 2007, 05:14:29 AM
What we need is wal-marts,......any u.s. town would not, and could not live and function w/o a wal-mart. Lets leave the church, most church goers  will be at wal-mart approx. 12:30 every sunday, in case we miss em at church.:D
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: JB88 on July 05, 2007, 08:16:46 PM
no mission is without it's dangers...

(http://www.groovymachine.com/funny-pictures/images/nuns.jpg)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Stang on July 05, 2007, 08:32:25 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
no mission is without it's dangers...

(http://www.groovymachine.com/funny-pictures/images/nuns.jpg)
:lol
Title: Churches
Post by: John Curnutte on July 05, 2007, 11:48:20 PM
I do also think if you have a church , you also have some form of sin , with sin you would also have all the other items a town should have , houses of ill repute , bars , etc . it is just that buildings of decadence do not have real importance !
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: DoLbY on July 06, 2007, 12:11:42 AM
Put Billboard up of Rosie O D....


Even the sheep and fellow cows need someone to look up to


and for pilot egg drops to get better :aok
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 475FG Savlan on July 06, 2007, 12:57:00 PM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I wish there was a hospital and an orphanage in the town that we could bomb too.


ack-ack

I think I just slipped in a big puddle of SARCASM!  LMFAO!
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Furball on July 06, 2007, 01:00:29 PM
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Originally posted by Westy
"ts not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER."


cult of the HO?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: SkyRock on July 06, 2007, 01:09:10 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
cult of the HO?


Ghi and Ricch give sermons there, HO church of Love! :aok
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Killjoy2 on July 06, 2007, 02:44:59 PM
Bring back the Shining Bock Beer!  It would look really nice in town.  Heck, how about the squid in the town pond?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: cpxxx on July 07, 2007, 01:31:36 PM
I'm all for having churches in town. When you park your Ostie in front of it. The religious guys won't attack you in case they break the stained glass windows.

As for bars, you all do realise there's one in each maproom? Why do you think it's indestructible? Why do  you think it's usually far away from the other buildings? Why do you think we call the troops 'drunks' and they always seem to be in such a big hurry to get into the maproom.
Mind you, after surviving a flight in a Gooney bird, you would damm well need a drink! :eek:
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 07, 2007, 01:48:30 PM
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Originally posted by Killjoy2
 how about the squid in the town pond?


in.

(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/brian_mccarty_squid.jpg)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: cpxxx on July 07, 2007, 02:02:02 PM
This subject was all very funny until I opened my newspaper and read this

Sony struck down from the pulpit (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2036423.ece)

Oh dear, Maybe someone should tell hitech.:noid
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VILKAS on January 15, 2008, 12:56:22 AM
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Originally posted by Silat
Its not a church.
Its a CULT CENTER.


No it is not a Cult Center ------- It is a GAY BAR....!!:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Scherf on January 15, 2008, 01:43:26 AM
Personally, I like to bail over the town, then walk into the church / gay bar / cult facility with my .45 and yell "Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee e!!!!! Die! Die! Die!"

Especially when I've missed my meds.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Pooh21 on January 15, 2008, 01:50:31 AM
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
in.

(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/brian_mccarty_squid.jpg)


this is photoshopped.


everyone knows Japanese women are tentacle bait. That sub would be untouched if this was not shopped and the tentacles would be doing much more interesting things.




anyways I dont think of them as a church, those are combined CAIR/ACLU/Amnesty Intl resource centres.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: AquaShrimp on January 15, 2008, 03:21:05 AM
No bar?  What do you think the indestructible is!
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: parin on January 15, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
No bar?  What do you think the indestructible is!
:rofl
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: yanksfan on January 15, 2008, 05:22:02 AM
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?


Better question, Why two churchs?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: ColKLink on January 15, 2008, 06:30:46 AM
Ya'll just aren't in the "mix" with the church. On mondays, after 9:00 pm, ya can rent sheep and buy moonshine,....on tuesdays after "prayer"...there's the farmers daughter dance.....then.......:cool:
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Zwerg on January 15, 2008, 06:36:33 AM
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Originally posted by SlapShot
<> Church


:D - aaah no - :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: thndregg on January 15, 2008, 07:43:48 AM
This is a "Hello, I'm Vanscrew, look at me and the touchy subject I started" thread.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 1redrum on January 15, 2008, 10:07:42 AM
why not?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: WWhiskey on January 15, 2008, 10:10:44 AM
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Originally posted by whiteman
on the other hand if there is a bar in town i might be more inclined to take the gv ride over there to defend
:aok
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: MajIssue on January 15, 2008, 10:24:48 AM
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just [Just] wondering in town why is their [THERE] a church,why it is [IS IT] not like[omit like] a bar or somthing?


Q: Will Vanscrew EVER aquire the ability to communicate in the English language?

A: ...

Translation: I was curious as to why there is a Church in the town and not a bar.

Like really man, cud VansCrew even like go into a bar like place or sumthin?
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: MajIssue on January 15, 2008, 10:27:39 AM
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Originally posted by yanksfan
Better question, Why two churchs?


Catholic And Protestant...
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: The Fugitive on January 15, 2008, 10:30:34 AM
I just love it when people resurrect these 6 month old threads...... it wasn't even that good the first time around :rolleyes:
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: 5PointOh on January 15, 2008, 11:17:21 AM
Perhaps we could tear down the churches and replace them with playgrounds for the squeakers?

(http://www.strictlyequiptment.com/playground-equiptment.gif)
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: RELIC on January 15, 2008, 12:03:43 PM
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Originally posted by The Fugitive
I just love it when people resurrect these 6 month old threads...... it wasn't even that good the first time around :rolleyes:

Yes but VILKAS had such a clever remark that it simply must have been shared with the AH community. :rolleyes:
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: rodak on January 15, 2008, 01:44:00 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a town without a church in it but I have seen many without bars.  That was a silly question vans...
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: VansCrew1 on January 15, 2008, 01:53:37 PM
wow this is an old topic.


:noid  :noid
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: FALCONWING on January 15, 2008, 02:57:35 PM
I just pretend its the National Headquarters for the Democratic Party:aok
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Wingnutt on January 15, 2008, 06:36:38 PM
GOON: "is town down?! im landed near the south edge"

CAP: "yea yea, drop em!!!"

GOON: "troops running"

GOON: "we so got this"

CAP:  "i see em..

GOON:  "k, how many in"?

CAP: "none.. they are turning.. ??"

GOON: "what, why!?"

CAP:  "#^$$% its happy hour!!"

GOON: "someone is peeing on my right landing gear!"

SkyRock CH200:  "SkyRock owns your landing gear."
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: Banshee7 on January 15, 2008, 06:41:19 PM
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?




:rofl   You were asking about this MONTHS ago!!!:rofl :lol :rofl :lol

#S#

Banshee7
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Banshee7 on January 15, 2008, 06:42:22 PM
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Originally posted by Wingnutt
GOON: "is town down?! im landed near the south edge"

CAP: "yea yea, drop em!!!"

GOON: "troops running"

GOON: "we so got this"

CAP:  "i see em..

GOON:  "k, how many in"?

CAP: "none.. they are turning.. ??"

GOON: "what, why!?"

CAP:  "#^$$% its happy hour!!"

GOON: "someone is peeing on my right landing gear!"

SkyRock CH200:  "SkyRock owns your landing gear."


:rofl :lol :rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: bongaroo on January 16, 2008, 09:29:39 AM
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Originally posted by Mighty01
nope and get it right Bone

[SIZE=24]Sanctimoniously[/SIZE]


and not you,re it is you're

and not aren,t it is aren't btw  I would say ain't you instead of aren't you we talk like that down here


whoa, who let the grade school english teacher in here.  and why are you wasting your time in here there are far harder to read and more non-sensical posts all over the interwebs and these forums?  GO GRAMMAR POLICE!  ENFORCE THE RULES OF ENGLISH!
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Yknurd on January 16, 2008, 12:16:24 PM
I didn't realize wingnutt was the designated Skyrock fluffer.
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Anaxogoras on January 16, 2008, 12:27:03 PM
Ok, I'm really late to this topic... but it seems like the original poster hasn't travelled much outside of North America.  In any village, town or city that's more than a few decades old, the place of worship is usually the most prominent landmark around.  This goes double for Europe.

On the other hand, I agree that it should be a children's hospital or something like that.:lol
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Yknurd on January 16, 2008, 12:30:26 PM
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Originally posted by Anaxogoras
Ok, I'm really late to this topic... but it seems like the original poster hasn't travelled much outside of North America.  In any village, town or city that's more than a few decades old, the place of worship is usually the most prominent landmark around.  This goes double for Europe.

On the other hand, I agree that it should be a children's hospital or something like that.:lol

Shouldn't you be claiming that meteorites are made of rock instead of gods and angels and then being killed for it?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Adonai on January 16, 2008, 12:53:21 PM
Churches in town, we've seen Disgruntled Postal workers, why not disgruntled Worshipers?
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Anaxogoras on January 16, 2008, 01:02:19 PM
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Shouldn't you be claiming that meteorites are made of rock instead of gods and angels and then being killed for it?


That already happens to me all the time, right here at this forum when I say something intelligent.:rofl
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: Emu on January 16, 2008, 01:14:14 PM
Very INteresting thread.
Title: Re: why a church in town?
Post by: EagleDNY on January 16, 2008, 02:22:49 PM
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
just wondering in town why is their a church,why it is not like a bar or somthing?


Because if you had a bar in town troops would automatically head there instead of the map room....
Title: why a church in town?
Post by: daddog on January 16, 2008, 05:29:19 PM
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The sign is different in various parts of the country.


On the West Coast, you are of course correct. If there are any buildings left out there that even sllightly resemble churches, they have likely been bought out either by a New Age CULT group, or by an organization dedicated to deprogramming previous cult members. Any rumors of kickback referral agreements between these two groups, to refer "clients" back and forth in a neverending loop, are hotly denied by those involved. The steeples on these buildings are apparently lined with alumninum foil to thwart alien mind reading devices during comet fly bys, and to prevent inadvertantly channeling any of Shirley MacLean's telepathic transmissions.



In the old New England states, towns near air bases have many picturesque congregational church buildings, some dating back to the 1700s. Unfortunately, since those states are now populated by left leaning intellectuals, the buildings are either used as Universalist Unitarian gathering centers ("Come next week for pet dedication service, with interpretive dance..."), or they've been converted to community auditoriums....the "CULT-ural Centers" where amateur theaters can continue to perform the (little known) plays of Karl Marx.



In the Midwest, those buildings actually are churches, and they actually attract locals to attend actual services. (Those on the coasts insist the "services" are flimsy cover for republican mind control activities, but definitve evidence has not yet surfaced...since no coastal person has the courage to journey that far into the Dark Continent.) Midwestern churches are attractive targets during captures, both because they are often filled with townspeople, and because the very high proportion of polyester clothing makes the targets highly flammable.



In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals.
That was pretty funny Simaril. :)