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Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Connery on July 03, 2007, 11:01:25 AM
With regards to the recent Terrorist attacks in the UK, particularly the Scottish Airport in glasgow, I thought I would post this. I suppose its not entirely Appropriate and I hope the post isn't deleted. If it's in the wrong forum feel free to move it :)

Perhaps some of you will see the funny side. If a translation is required let me know.

Poem:

1.   An Ode to the Smo’


Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day

When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say

A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he’d planned

And intae Glesca’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist

He thocht “a wumman driver”
Or at least someone half-pissed

But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand

But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda’s band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel’ on fire

And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire

Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray

A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort’s nae wanted here

For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck

So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F*ck
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Muskie6 on July 03, 2007, 11:37:46 AM
Was that in English!?!?
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: xbrit on July 03, 2007, 12:06:03 PM
obviously Muskie never studied in Glasgow
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: macleod01 on July 03, 2007, 12:08:59 PM
Its time like this that I get worried about myself. I could read that. And understand it lol!
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: xbrit on July 03, 2007, 12:14:37 PM
yep understood it but then again a few of my old RAF buddies are Jocks.
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: wooley on July 03, 2007, 12:32:37 PM
Made perfect sense to me...:lol

edit:- or should I see 'Ah ken wit yer sayin'.
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: LYNX on July 03, 2007, 12:38:39 PM
Very good...one of your connery ?

Love that glasgee accent written in English
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Connery on July 03, 2007, 12:42:48 PM
hehe Wasn't sure how it would be accepted - not being PC and all.
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Laurie on July 03, 2007, 01:04:35 PM
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Originally posted by Connery
hehe Wasn't sure how it would be accepted - not being PC and all.


Political correctness belongs in the same place as the people who set of the bombs and fight thier jihad.
Title: Re: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Furball on July 03, 2007, 01:13:52 PM
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Originally posted by Connery
particularly the Scottish Airport in glasgow


As opposed to the French Airport in Glasgow? ;)
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Fianna on July 03, 2007, 01:33:35 PM
Is there a French airport in Glasgow because the French and Scots are family after William Wallace slept with the French princess and got her pregnant?
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Connery on July 03, 2007, 02:29:19 PM
Furball you know why it posted in that context :)

Some folks live in their little own bubble!
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Airscrew on July 03, 2007, 03:07:26 PM
Lol Connery,  great post.  great poem.  :lol  and I'm from Texas I could understand 99% of it.  Of course my sister-in-law is a brit, and I've watch Highlander and Braveheart a few times...

I'm going to save it though in case it disappears....

:noid
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: scottydawg on July 03, 2007, 03:35:34 PM
Nasty Catch-22 it is. The only way we can put a stop to this insanity is to be more ruthless and insane than they are, but being civilized folk, we can't.
Title: Terrorist Attacks in UK
Post by: Maverick on July 03, 2007, 04:30:10 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

Nae bit o trouble at all t' understand.