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Title: 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life.
Post by: rabbidrabbit on July 03, 2007, 12:19:31 PM
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks  
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who  
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes  
to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each  
other.
Title: 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life.
Post by: tedrbr on July 03, 2007, 12:22:00 PM
If it:

- flies
- floats
- fornicates

it is cheaper to rent.
Title: 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life.
Post by: Airscrew on July 03, 2007, 01:08:16 PM
I heard or read this somewhere...

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesnt die...
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life.
Post by: texasmom on July 03, 2007, 03:57:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks  
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who  
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes  
to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each  
other.


LOLOL! That's pretty funny =)
(not very nice, but yes, it's funny)