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Title: Accidents
Post by: wrag on July 06, 2007, 07:29:31 AM
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh *****!"

Only Texas and Louisiana were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
Title: Re: Accidents
Post by: klingan on July 06, 2007, 07:40:05 AM
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Originally posted by wrag
"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Accidents
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 06, 2007, 08:25:09 AM
Oldie but a goodie

:aok



Question:: How do you get away from a Redneck?


Answer:: When running away. Turn to the right  :D
Title: Re: Accidents
Post by: texasmom on July 06, 2007, 08:50:04 AM
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Originally posted by wrag
"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


LOL!:rofl
Title: Accidents
Post by: moneyguy on July 06, 2007, 03:09:39 PM
:rofl
Title: Accidents
Post by: Gh0stFT on July 06, 2007, 03:45:04 PM
i remember this joke with a small difference:

"Hold my beer and watch this" :D
Title: Re: Accidents
Post by: AKIron on July 06, 2007, 10:14:28 PM
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Originally posted by wrag


"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


Moral of the story: Nevar let someone hold yer beer.
Title: Re: Re: Accidents
Post by: Kermit de frog on July 07, 2007, 01:26:50 AM
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Originally posted by AKIron
Moral of the story: Nevar let someone hold yer beer.

:lol
Title: Accidents
Post by: McFarland on July 07, 2007, 02:48:38 AM
Odd, I thought the moral was take the other guys beer and say "Don't watch this." :rofl And what's that aboot turning to the right when running form a redneck?
Title: Accidents
Post by: klingan on July 07, 2007, 09:00:06 AM
What did the rest of the 10.7% say??