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Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 05:22:52 PM
To say they are an unlikely couple would be an understatement.

She is a 51-year-old grandmother and parish councillor from a village in Cheshire, he is a 27-year-old Arab scrap metal dealer from Jeddah... who just happens to be the son of Osama bin Laden.

But now, after a holiday romance which started when he saw her riding a horse near the Great Pyramid in Egypt, Jane Felix-Browne and Omar Ossama bin Laden have married.



(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/mrsbinladenES1107_468x756.jpg)

Traitorous *****, Agreed?

Believe it or not she wants to bring Her hubby back to the UK, i can tell where she can stick her marriage and flight ticket back here.

She claims 'well it's true love' Try telling that to our british boys and American allies in Iraq facing the radical attacks fuelled by this man's father and his words and deeds.

O yes and of course The couple are still receiving benefits from the welfare state.

It depresses me how weak parliament and Britain has become, whatever happened to patriotism and public Unity against a public enemy?

the Cow can Golly-geen Well stay out there with her spawn of satan hubbie. And with any luck they get wiped out by a car bomb.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
she's an ugly mare anyway.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: McFarland on July 13, 2007, 05:50:13 PM
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Originally posted by Laurie
she's an ugly mare anyway.


I'm not sure whether to hate Osama's son, or feel sorry for him. :rofl
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: McFarland on July 13, 2007, 05:51:21 PM
On a more serious note, you should allow them to come back to Britain, and then put them both in jail and use Osama's son to see if you can get Osama.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
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Originally posted by McFarland
On a more serious note, you should allow them to come back to Britain, and then put them both in jail and use Osama's son to see if you can get Osama.


sadly in Britain that would not be allowed due to civil liberty jargon, there would have to be a serious charge, of which at this moment in time i doubt would be obtainable by scotland yard.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: McFarland on July 13, 2007, 05:59:04 PM
Then give them both a one way ticket to America, namely Texas or Tennessee. We know how to treat traitors. A good stout rope and a tall oak tree. If their jet isn't hijacked and landed in the ocean. Or they are car bombed at the airport, or on the way to it.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 06:06:17 PM
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Originally posted by McFarland
Then give them both a one way ticket to America, namely Texas or Tennessee. We know how to treat traitors. A good stout rope and a tall oak tree. If their jet isn't hijacked and landed in the ocean. Or they are car bombed at the airport, or on the way to it.


if i could live in Texas i could, but sadly I'm only fourteen

Just looking at her gives us his true motive
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Mark Luper on July 13, 2007, 06:14:09 PM
I'm certainly no supporter of Bin Ladin or his ilk but all this talk of treason is comming from where? Where is the treason? Has Bin Ladin's son been a part of the things his father does or is it just a case of him beeing his biological father?

It's easy to sit back a judge people on misconceptions isn't it? I guess you could hang em on misconceptions too while were at it.

Mark

P.S. I actually think the lady is attractive but then I am seeing her with the eyes of a 60 year old, not a 14 year old.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Octavius on July 13, 2007, 06:20:06 PM
She looks familiar...

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/25/Munsters_wideweb__430x341.jpg)
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: FBBone on July 13, 2007, 06:23:47 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
P.S. I actually think the lady is attractive but then I am seeing her with the eyes of a 60 year old, not a 14 year old.


Mark,

I'm @ 25 years your junior, trust me, she isn't all that good looking even through my eyes.:eek:
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 06:26:01 PM
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Originally posted by Octavius
She looks familiar...

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/25/Munsters_wideweb__430x341.jpg)


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 06:27:10 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
I'm certainly no supporter of Bin Ladin or his ilk but all this talk of treason is comming from where? Where is the treason? Has Bin Ladin's son been a part of the things his father does or is it just a case of him beeing his biological father?

It's easy to sit back a judge people on misconceptions isn't it? I guess you could hang em on misconceptions too while were at it.

Mark

P.S. I actually think the lady is attractive but then I am seeing her with the eyes of a 60 year old, not a 14 year old.


A Donkey gives birth to another donkey, not Pegasus or a unicorn. Metaphorically for Bin laden Jr., and quite literally for the new Mrs. Bin laden and her ancestors:lol
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: FrodeMk3 on July 13, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
Hulse, you're just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 13, 2007, 06:31:56 PM
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Originally posted by FrodeMk3
Hulse, you're just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol


:rofl :rofl :rofl

I wonder what christmas is gonna be like with the in-laws?

You rekon he'll attend and watch the kids in the school nativity scene?

Talk about a room having an atmosphere
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Mark Luper on July 13, 2007, 06:40:44 PM
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Originally posted by FBBone
Mark,

I'm @ 25 years your junior, trust me, she isn't all that good looking even through my eyes.:eek:



Notice: I said the lady is attractive. I didn't say she was the most beautiful woman there ever was.

I  do know who the most beautiful woman there ever was is because I am marrying her next month.  ;)

Mark
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: FBBone on July 13, 2007, 06:42:12 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
Notice: I said the lady is attractive. I didn't say she was the most beautiful woman there ever was.

I  do know who the most beautiful woman there ever was is because I am marrying her next month.  ;)

Mark


Point taken, and, Congrats/Best-o-luck!

:aok
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: McFarland on July 13, 2007, 06:48:20 PM
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Originally posted by Octavius
She looks familiar...

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/25/Munsters_wideweb__430x341.jpg)


That doesn't look like the original Marilyn from the show...
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 13, 2007, 07:00:55 PM
(http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/cheesecake/patpriest2.jpg)

Pat Priest,  AKA Marilyn
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: JB73 on July 13, 2007, 07:09:23 PM
I'd hit it.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: VOR on July 13, 2007, 07:49:51 PM
Imagine that white clothen aura around her head was actually billowing white ganja smoke...then look at her eyes again.

Far out, man.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: LePaul on July 14, 2007, 12:12:13 AM
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Originally posted by JB73
I'd hit it.


Of course you would.  The inflatable's must get old  :p

Seriously, Id rather see Osama's boy land something like Rosie  :)
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Masherbrum on July 14, 2007, 02:27:29 AM
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Originally posted by JB73
I'd hit it.
:huh
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: LYNX on July 14, 2007, 07:02:09 AM
For an "old bird" shes attractive.  To a 14 year old the prospect of "doing" someones your Grans ages wouldn't be so appealing.  For someone close to her age they can appreciate she deserves a second look.

As for her marrying a guy 24 years her junior ....well!  As for her marrying a foreign national, whether he's a goat watermelon kicker or not, 24 years her junior....well well! ..... Good bleedin luck Mrs.

I actually know a geezer who married a much younger Taiwanese girl and you guessed it.  Once a British citizen she tuck him for half of what he had.

As for the traitor bit..... who you kidding lad.  It's a grand thing is patriotism but to harp on about this one is a tad to far.  I'll wager the son "OF" ain't seen or heard from Daddy in years. Little more than a Step child or treated like a bastard in reality.  I'll also wager junior here is resentful of it.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: bj229r on July 14, 2007, 08:21:35 AM
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
Notice: I said the lady is attractive. I didn't say she was the most beautiful woman there ever was.

I  do know who the most beautiful woman there ever was is because I am marrying her next month.  ;)

Mark


Hey are you the MArk from the Mafia?
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Chairboy on July 14, 2007, 08:43:00 AM
So, judge the son for the sins of his father?  

The Bible has a bunch to say on the subject.  Leviticus says "Yeah, if the dad does something bad, then kill his kids for X generations."  Chronicles says "No, dude, if someone does something, they're the only person accountable.  You don't punish a kid for what his dad did." are the two basic opinions.

If his son was a 3 year old infant, would you advocate killing him to pay for his dad's actions?  How about if he was 8 years old?  Would you be the one to look into the kids eyes and cut his throat?   10?
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: Laurie on July 14, 2007, 09:58:27 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
So, judge the son for the sins of his father?  

The Bible has a bunch to say on the subject.  Leviticus says "Yeah, if the dad does something bad, then kill his kids for X generations."  Chronicles says "No, dude, if someone does something, they're the only person accountable.  You don't punish a kid for what his dad did." are the two basic opinions.

If his son was a 3 year old infant, would you advocate killing him to pay for his dad's actions?  How about if he was 8 years old?  Would you be the one to look into the kids eyes and cut his throat?   10?


I never said i wanted to cull his family for generations, but i would feel no remorse for his death if it occurred. Children are always innocent, but once they reach 18 they have their own choice of actions. But surely you must accpet, well it's simply a fact actually, that Osama's children will all have half of his genes amongs them. Genes of evil, obsession, rebellion, violence spite and terror.

Does it not make you wonder why a 24 yr old man wants to marry a 50 year old?

Secondly, my main objection was to the fact this woman wants to bring her hubbie back to the UK, I see this as national betrayal, especially seeing as shes is supposed to be a civil servant on the council.
Title: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire
Post by: AWMac on July 14, 2007, 10:41:30 AM
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butterin Imagine that Mate....

Mac