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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: eskimo2 on July 16, 2007, 11:09:04 AM
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I don’t even understand what the heck I saw or if they even attempted a storyline. Thos big Elmo ancestor things sure do come apart easily and don’t bleed much.
I’m going to say it right now; this is the worst movies scene ever. You can feel free to hate me, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Turkish Star Wars - final scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA
I actually feel sorry for the nation of Turkey after watching this.
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NOW do you understand why we dont want to accept them into the EU.
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They had music from Indianna Jones as well.... :lol
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That looked like a mix of movies gladiator,star wars,etc.
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Wow...I had to stop it halfway through....that was some experimental type filming...there was no coherent series of events and what was with the record scratching? Someone had no basic training in film editing, or anything for that matter.
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oh ... my ... gosh ....:huh
What did that cost to make, including salaries, props, animation, set? Surely not more than 50 euros.
Everybody makes mistakes sometimes at work, but how would you like to have had a part in that "film" and have to live with it repeated over and over all your life?
Enough. Not nice to make fun of the disadvantaged.
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At least the music was good...
But I'll always have a special place in my heart for John Williams and the Indiana Jones movies.... :aok
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I guess theyspent so much money paying off Lucas and Spielberg that they didn't have that much money left over for the rest of the movie.
Even Harrison Ford had a brief appearence in one of the Star Wars clips.
ack-ack
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here's the full version
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377
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watched a minute then turned it off:noid
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You'll get my Opthamologist's bill for a retina replacement, eskimo-They burnt plum out when I clicked on that link :rofl
seriously...Hollywood doesn't have anything to worry about from Instanbul, for sure.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
Forwarding this to my friends.
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lmao.. some excellent jumping by the guy i presume is the hero :D
hope it will be released in HD.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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DÜNYAYI KURTARAN ADAM
That was magnificent. No, really. By B-movie standards that is a religious experience. It perhaps will even eclipse Greaser's Palace (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greasers/), a movie so stunningly bizarre that is silenced a B-Fest (http://www.b-fest.com/) crowd several years ago.
Thank you eskimo, thank you :) Now to find a DVD.
Charon
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DVD Ordered and on its way. Time to host a little b-fest action.
Charon
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This is not the end of it!
TURKISH STAR WARS II
This one kicks ass:aok :aok :aok
Trailer 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wgcvItHEw
Trailer 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzlDuBYKYhI&mode=related&search=
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That was actually PAINFUL to watch! :cry
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The one that eskimo provided is just too much. Charon is right, it's a religious experience that I'm not ready to take.
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More TURKISH STAR WARS
Training montage: A very intensive training
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8321561889535237196
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Originally posted by 1K3
More TURKISH STAR WARS
Training montage: A very intensive training
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8321561889535237196
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I provided a wrong link above, this is the correct "intensive training".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZz6zj9m19w
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:rofl :D :cry :rofl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! :cry :rofl
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the one that's suppose to be Princess Leila in the Turkish star wars looks hawt:D
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Originally posted by Charon
DVD Ordered and on its way. Time to host a little b-fest action.
Charon
Party at Charon’s when the DVD arrives!
I’ll bring my snow cone maker and we can eat them really fast and get headaches. I’ll also bring a couple tubs of Beg Gay; we can rub it on our balls. Hot wax hair remover might be fun as well; my arm and leg hair has finally grown back. All this while snorting Tabasco Sauce and watching this movie!
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:huh
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Originally posted by JB88
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Ditto
Mac
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I’ll bring my snow cone maker and we can eat them really fast and get headaches. I’ll also bring a couple tubs of Beg Gay; we can rub it on our balls. Hot wax hair remover might be fun as well; my arm and leg hair has finally grown back. All this while snorting Tabasco Sauce and watching this movie!
Hey!
Some movies are just plain bad. They simply suck at all levels. The Sweetest Thing (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sweetest_thing/), for example, that I had to watch with my wife. No redeeming value. I like this review: The Sweetest Thing is expressly for idiots who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance.
But... some of us appreciate the Mystery Science Theater 3000 experience, and actually like to generate the quips ourselves in the process. Now the difference between painful and sublime b-fest is a bit hard to explain in words, but as the old saying about porn goes... "you know it if you see it." This is B-fest Oscar material.
Here you have the ripped off video and ripped off soundtrack and the horrible editing. You have horrible bluescreen effects with bad continuity issues. The added "new" special effects (as in special ed) would do Ed Wood Proud. Then there are the furbees and the martial arts segments. The robot that is a garbage can with a yellow caution light on top. The fact that it takes itself seriously.
The subtitled version 1K3 posted is even funnier, but not really needed after the exposition portion at the beginning. Needless to say, the protective shield around earth made out of human brain cells is a classic. All the bad guys need to do is to capture a human brain to decipher the secret to penetrate the shield... (sample quip: You're gonna be mighty disappointed if it happens to be the director...badda bing!)
Pearl Harbor is actually a great b-fest movie for this board, more so than an average audience. We can spot all the historical flaws (that non WW2 geeks would miss), like the bomb arming spinner that is misused for dramatic effect (watch out, when that spinner stops it's gonna blow!) Even so, PH has enough continuity errors etc to fully qualify for a general audience.
As noted Greaser's Palace is a classic, as is Neil Young's Human Highway (only on laser disk).
Not to be confused with cult classics like Repo Man or Return of the Living Dead, which are also way cool:)
Charon