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Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: VWE on July 21, 2007, 09:24:05 AM

Just tell me the ending...

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Hortlund on July 21, 2007, 09:25:33 AM

Gay sex

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Nilsen on July 21, 2007, 09:28:50 AM

Im older than 9 so i havent read any of them.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: nirvana on July 21, 2007, 09:34:46 AM

Here are your official spoilers:

Everyone dies, Reservoir Dogs style but with wands.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Seagoon on July 21, 2007, 09:37:38 AM

Just go to Barnes and Noble and read the last chapter in the coffee section* then put the book back.

- SEAGOON

* If you want to make it into a special event, wear a pointy hat and read out loud using different voices for all the characters.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: VWE on July 21, 2007, 09:39:27 AM

Oh I'd love to, but Barnes&Knobles has yet to open anything near Baghdad...

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Seagoon on July 21, 2007, 09:46:35 AM

Sorry VWE, I didn't read your location. I'll tell you what, I'll go to B&N on Monday and do it for you*, then post the spoiler here.

- SEAGOON

* I don't have a pointy hat, but my kids love my "in-character" voices so I'm sure It'll go over well. I was thinking that as Harry has grown up, his voice should now sound something like Dr. Strangelove, at least that's how I picture it.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: storch on July 21, 2007, 09:52:24 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
Im older than 9 so i havent read any of them.

:rofl :aok

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Hortlund on July 21, 2007, 11:14:03 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: VWE on July 21, 2007, 12:00:43 PM

No, no, no ,no ,no!! The little fartcicle lives... 7 is an odd number, shouldn't evil win then?

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Halo on July 21, 2007, 03:28:23 PM

Harry who?

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Gh0stFT on July 21, 2007, 03:33:11 PM

I love you all!
I love you all!
(http://www.openmusic.ru/articles-respond-events/0029-garry-potter/0029-garry-potter_01.jpg)

hehe

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Coshy on July 21, 2007, 03:52:38 PM

Now that the dang blasted book is released I can FINIALLY complain about it.

For the last 3 months the plant I work at has been in virtual lockdown mode. Guards checking your bags as you leave, randomly checking your work area for 'unauthorized' pieces of the dang book, the publisher coming in every 2 weeks doing security audits ... its been nothing but a pain in the ass.

So you ask, why all these draconian security measures? Because we printed the damn thing. I read the entire thing (in pieces) about a month ago. I wasnt impressed, although I was glad it is the last one.

Ok, rant over.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: vorticon on July 21, 2007, 03:58:06 PM

thank god thats over.

now maybe someone who can actually write will get some coverage.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Elfie on July 21, 2007, 04:01:55 PM

I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies.

Which one is first, second and so on?

Title: Re: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Sikboy on July 21, 2007, 04:03:05 PM

Quote

Originally posted by VWE
Just tell me the ending...

From Fridays "Kevin and Bean" show (http://www.kevinandbeanarchive.com/audio.php/audio.php?dir=audio%2F-------July%2020-%20Friday--BREAKFAST%20WITH%20LINKIN%20PARK&file=05%20and%2012%20%20HarryPotter-AudioBookPreview-2007-07-20.mp3)

I think I almost lost my summer job, I was laughing so hard.

-Sik

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Mr No Name on July 21, 2007, 04:52:37 PM

Seagoon! That was a great idea!!!  I like the way you think!

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: RightF00T on July 21, 2007, 05:43:22 PM

Actually the book has been available online for months....proof that despite security/litigation internet punks *will* ruin anything.  What's next, spoilers to Survivor available online before its even shot?

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: john9001 on July 21, 2007, 07:56:41 PM

i have never read any Harry Potter's, i prefer non-fiction, things like technical manuals, and yes, i'm boring at parties.:D

Title: Re: Re: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: LancerVT on July 21, 2007, 10:23:35 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sikboy
From Fridays "Kevin and Bean" show (http://www.kevinandbeanarchive.com/audio.php/audio.php?dir=audio%2F-------July%2020-%20Friday--BREAKFAST%20WITH%20LINKIN%20PARK&file=05%20and%2012%20%20HarryPotter-AudioBookPreview-2007-07-20.mp3)

I think I almost lost my summer job, I was laughing so hard.

-Sik

LOL:lol

Now thats how the book should really end LMAO

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: xbrit on July 21, 2007, 11:03:07 PM

VWE try this PDF d/l
http://rapidshare.com/files/44008761/8.1.18.18.25.7.rar
Now you can read any chapters you like.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: Dichotomy on July 22, 2007, 12:54:58 AM

Just finished reading it.. best book of the series.

Personally I think the entires series is worth a read at least once.  But to each his own.


Rowling ties up most if not all of the loose ends in the book.

There are deaths on each side that will suprise and sadden you if you're a fan.  

For me with young children I've stayed in touch with the books which has allowed me to remember what it's like to be young and the thoughts that go with youth.  I think the series has made me a better dad.

Again.. to each their own.

Title: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter
Post by: FiLtH on July 22, 2007, 02:18:08 AM

(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/potter.jpg)