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Title: Terrorist alert levels in various countries
Post by: Hortlund on July 21, 2007, 04:20:05 PM

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist activities and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Some, though, say that security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Title: Terrorist alert levels in various countries
Post by: USRanger on July 22, 2007, 12:35:53 AM

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Title: Terrorist alert levels in various countries
Post by: lazs2 on July 22, 2007, 10:25:20 AM

how can that be?

didn't you all fold like a cheap card table under a fat lady and condem the evil US?

Shouldn't they be giving you a pass and not be bothering you?  besides...  worldwide islamofacist terrorism is a myth isn't it?

lazs

Title: Terrorist alert levels in various countries
Post by: storch on July 22, 2007, 10:32:28 AM

:rofl

Title: Terrorist alert levels in various countries
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 22, 2007, 11:16:59 AM

Posted in the spirit of this thread, (it's a joke son, a funny that is...) and I am sure it has been posted before...

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