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Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: mipoikel on July 23, 2007, 06:25:32 AM

GPS-equipped spy squirrels 'arrested' by Iranians



Iranian news agencies this week reported 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems were captured along their border. The squirrels were reportedly embedded with GPS, cameras and listening devices.

More:

http://www.dailywireless.org/2007/07/20/iran-captures-spy-squirrels/

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: Eagler on July 23, 2007, 06:41:21 AM

CIA can't get anything right...

it was supose to be exploding gerbils not spying squirrels LOL

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: CyranoAH on July 23, 2007, 07:34:10 AM

Or prairie dogs... but they look far too suspicious...

(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/ba/Dundunduncurses.gif/120px-Dundunduncurses.gif)

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: Hortlund on July 23, 2007, 07:54:56 AM

Wait..did they capture them unharmed, or did they first shoot them with shotguns from 150 yards?

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: mipoikel on July 23, 2007, 08:02:26 AM

Sad thing is that in Iran, they get death penalty for spying. Unless someone starts negotiating to save their lives.

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: myelo on July 23, 2007, 09:27:51 AM

Meanwhile in the white house, Cheney turns to Bush and says, "OK we tried your idea, now let's get back to work."

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: eagl on July 23, 2007, 06:18:12 PM

I read on NPR's web site that Carter and Jesse Jackson are on their way...

Title: Spy squirrels arrested in Iran
Post by: Roscoroo on July 23, 2007, 06:47:57 PM

all they gave up was there Name, rank ,and how many nuts they had stashed .

They are currently up for our nations highest honor .

Title: Nooooooooooooo...
Post by: TalonX on July 23, 2007, 06:49:08 PM

Quote

Originally posted by myelo
Meanwhile in the white house, Cheney turns to Bush and says, "OK we tried your idea, now let's get back to work."

No way!  This is a democrat's response...

The republicans would send elephants with nukes......    :)