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Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
I made this film to out all the useless HO dweebs. You would be surprised how many of the "top" players HO consistantly. I won't spoil any surprises but lets just say I think some of those self proclaimed "AW" day guys will feel a little ashamed of themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: evenhaim on July 29, 2007, 12:43:18 PM
aww i thought you were serious:furious :cry
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 12:46:13 PM
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Originally posted by evenhaim
aww i thought you were serious:furious :cry


what do u mean?
Title: Re: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: evenhaim on July 29, 2007, 12:56:56 PM
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Originally posted by crockett
I made this film to out all the useless HO dweebs. You would be surprised how many of the "top" players HO consistantly. I won't spoil any surprises but lets just say I think some of those self proclaimed "AW" day guys will feel a little ashamed of themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ


i thought it was film of "vets" hoeing:o
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Masherbrum on July 29, 2007, 12:59:48 PM
Wow, talk about "wasted energy".
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 01:00:15 PM
You must be watching the wrong film..
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: evenhaim on July 29, 2007, 01:02:41 PM
of its iritating and 10 minutes long then i am
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 01:06:06 PM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Wow, talk about "wasted energy".


I only spent 10 mins on it
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 01:09:20 PM
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Originally posted by evenhaim
of its iritating and 10 minutes long then i am


Na watch it again.. you must not have seen the whole thing.
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Meatwad on July 29, 2007, 01:12:11 PM
What does a 10 minute long ad of headache medicine have to do with this game?
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Bronk on July 29, 2007, 01:16:30 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
What does a 10 minute long ad of headache medicine have to do with this game?
Possibly someone took one too many to the head.;)

Bronk
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 29, 2007, 01:18:10 PM
that was the most stuped thing i have ever seen.
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Meatwad on July 29, 2007, 01:19:01 PM
If you notice, this "freshly made film"  is 10 months old

:rolleyes:
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Fulmar on July 29, 2007, 01:19:06 PM
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Originally posted by crockett
I only spent 10 mins on it

I love it! :rofl

I wonder what kind of rash I would get if I applied Head-On for 10 minutes straight.
Title: Re: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: froger on July 29, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
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Originally posted by crockett
I made this film to out all the useless HO dweebs. You would be surprised how many of the "top" players HO consistantly. I won't spoil any surprises but lets just say I think some of those self proclaimed "AW" day guys will feel a little ashamed of themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ


kinda weak crocket but than again i guess im a dweeb cause i bit.

froger<-------would like to get some (HEAD)on...:aok
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 01:23:04 PM
You guys are no fun at all. :rofl
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Meatwad on July 29, 2007, 01:26:44 PM
Im not called "Das funkillah" for nothing, you know :)
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Platano on July 29, 2007, 01:30:33 PM
Honestly I havnt had a problem with a Ho for about 3 weeks now...If you know how to avoid it you just laugh at the guy that Goes for HO when you kill him....
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: SIK1 on July 29, 2007, 01:40:24 PM
Well I have learned to avoid the HO for the most part. The problem I'm having is running the HO dweeb down after he blows by me and runs for home.
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 01:47:31 PM
See when this thread is over you guys are all going to need some Head On

:lol
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 29, 2007, 02:35:34 PM
only one thing to be said in responce to this


And thats

THIS (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Fast_Times_At_Ridgemont_High"e=you-dick.txt&file=you-dick.wav)

:p
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: REP0MAN on July 29, 2007, 03:33:10 PM
Well, there goes 10 minutes of my life.....
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: PanzerIV on July 29, 2007, 03:48:16 PM
crocket, thought i should refer you here.
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&forumid=47 (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&forumid=47)
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 04:36:45 PM
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Originally posted by PanzerIV
crocket, thought i should refer you here.
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&forumid=47 (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&forumid=47)


Sorry I pay to play.  Seriously some of you must be the highlight of the party.
Title: Re: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: Rich46yo on July 29, 2007, 05:26:35 PM
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Originally posted by crockett
I made this film to out all the useless HO dweebs. You would be surprised how many of the "top" players HO consistantly. I won't spoil any surprises but lets just say I think some of those self proclaimed "AW" day guys will feel a little ashamed of themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ


                        I'm new here, and probably old enough to be your father, so were probably not on the same langauge wavelength anyway.

                        What is an HO Dweeb? I know Dweeb is a newbie but what is HO?
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: OOZ662 on July 29, 2007, 05:40:58 PM
Watch the video. I'm sure you'll get it by the fifteenth time. :D
Title: Re: Re: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: crockett on July 29, 2007, 06:15:34 PM
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Originally posted by Rich46yo
I'm new here, and probably old enough to be your father, so were probably not on the same langauge wavelength anyway.

                        What is an HO Dweeb? I know Dweeb is a newbie but what is HO?



Ok for the people that don't understand "satire" I'll explain..

People whine and complain all the time about HO's ("Head On" face shots) and most of us are tired of it. It's played out and they are easy to avoid most of the time.

It never fails about once every few weeks someone comes on the forum, complaining about getting HOed or this or that. Topics turn into 4 or 5 pages with everyone explaining their stance on the issue for the 200th time. (Hell I think I even had my own HO topic when I was a noob)

Being we just had the HO topic of the week ( here (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=210678) ) I figured it was a good time to get a little Sunday morning shenanigans going and poke some fun. I figured there would be a few that might see where I was going and help out, but it seems it flew right over the heads of most.

"Head On" headache medicine is relevant to the fact that we are all tired of hearing about HO's .. ie.. Gives me a headache, because it's the same thing over and over and over again, you know just like the typical HO complaint topics on the forums

Considering that Head on commercial is the most annoying commercial I've ever seen and it happens to be for.. Head On, I figured it would catch people off guard and they would see the satire in it. Especially when I added in the commit that it only took me "10 mins to make" linking it back to the HO topic of the week (see above link).

Ok we are almost done.. I figured being most vets (ie the AW comment)  would just assume I was a noob complaining about HO's. You know just another weekly HO complaint to be ignored, so I juiced up the topic a little to bring them into the mix..

Sorry it went over everyones heads... next time I'll try to connect the dots better...

 :noid
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: ink on August 06, 2007, 01:04:19 PM
i laughed my prettythang off
Title: Re: Re: Re: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: COndor06 on August 06, 2007, 01:43:14 PM
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Sorry it went over everyones heads... next time I'll try to connect the dots better...

 :noid [/B]


Hey Crockett, Don't you dare. Its just as funny listening to the ones that don't get it. It makes you wonder what they are listening to on their Ipods.
{Breath in, Breath out,} :O
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: PanzerIV on August 06, 2007, 02:47:19 PM
I beat Hurricane IICs in Head ons while in a Yak9U, in H2H where there aren't very good players as there seems to be in the Main Arena.
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: JB73 on August 06, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
shouldn't she have a rash by now?

that can't be good to use that much medicine of any type.
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: B@tfinkV on August 06, 2007, 09:04:37 PM
i love lamp.



LOUD NOISES!!!
Title: HOing Dweebs you are all noobs
Post by: TwentyFo on August 07, 2007, 06:58:25 PM
Yea Crocket, it seems everyone is so uptight. We need to take a deep breath and not be so defensive. great video