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Title: Caption this: 7/31
Post by: Chairboy on July 31, 2007, 11:52:54 PM
(http://hallert.net/images/et.jpg)
Title: Caption this: 7/31
Post by: Sixpence on July 31, 2007, 11:54:52 PM
I'm ****ed
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Post by: texasmom on July 31, 2007, 11:56:03 PM
just then he realized that the duck was right after all...

AFLAC!
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Post by: VooWho on July 31, 2007, 11:58:51 PM
I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! (Crowed) He can fly?  YES I CA.....CRACK, SCRAP, BANG!  OooooOoooOOOOooooOOOoo:eek:
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Post by: DREDIOCK on July 31, 2007, 11:59:38 PM
"Look Ma no hands!"


And on the frame that would be folling that

"Look ma no teeth"
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Post by: rpm on August 01, 2007, 12:04:04 AM
The wind blowing thru his hair...

The blood pumping thru his adrenaline fueled heart...

For that one brief moment in time Todd knew he truly was the coolest guy on the planet. But as the cheers of his adoring masses rang in his ears it suddenly dawned on him that maybe this wasn't such a bright fracking idea afterall.
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Post by: Wolf14 on August 01, 2007, 12:07:36 AM
"Oh this is so gonna hurt"
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Post by: Wes14 on August 01, 2007, 12:14:23 AM
"hey y'all watch THIS!"
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Post by: megadud on August 01, 2007, 12:16:59 AM
it's a bird!,  it's a plane!, oh it's just that retarded boy with his bike.
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Post by: FrodeMk3 on August 01, 2007, 12:17:11 AM
"It's time to put more chlorine in the gene pool."
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Post by: forHIM on August 01, 2007, 12:59:18 AM
Is it wrong to laugh at this?
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on August 01, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
That is why you should never ride a bike drunk
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Post by: Phaser11 on August 01, 2007, 06:48:52 AM
As usual,
 He waited to long to bail out of the LA-7
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Post by: Curval on August 01, 2007, 06:52:52 AM
Doctor:  "No son I'm sorry, testicles do NOT grow back"
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Post by: Saxman on August 01, 2007, 07:30:48 AM
This is one worthy of a demotivator. :D
Title: Re: Caption this: 7/31
Post by: AWMac on August 01, 2007, 09:37:19 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
(http://hallert.net/images/et.jpg)


Tonight on News at 11...

An indepth study on the effects of asphalt and the human body.

Sponsered by Band~Aid.

:D

Mac
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Post by: 4deck on August 01, 2007, 09:41:44 AM
CHIT watermelon CHIT OH CHIT
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Post by: Chairboy on August 01, 2007, 09:42:25 AM
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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Post by: Kaw1000 on August 01, 2007, 09:44:26 AM
FACE PLANT!!!!!!! EVERY ONE WATCH!!!!
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Post by: AWMac on August 01, 2007, 09:48:58 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.


Les Nesmin

The best episode of WKRP.

:rofl

Mac
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Post by: Cypher on August 01, 2007, 09:56:25 AM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPLAT!!!






Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Les Nesmin

The best episode of WKRP.

:rofl

Mac


posibly best 5 minutes of television history.:aok
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Post by: MrBill on August 01, 2007, 09:57:04 AM
bike: Wal Mart $69

launching ramp: cheap

universal health care: Priceless
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Post by: Speed55 on August 01, 2007, 09:58:52 AM
Helmet......?  I don't need no stinking helmet!
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Post by: 101ABN on August 01, 2007, 10:37:38 AM
Mom always told me i would have days like this..
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Post by: Sikboy on August 01, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
In the Spirit of MST3K....

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!

-Sik
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Post by: Maverick on August 01, 2007, 10:42:48 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
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Take a look a the guy on the far left, That's Darwin arriving with the award.
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Post by: tedrbr on August 01, 2007, 11:07:13 AM
Postscript: "Everybody look for his jaw!  Gotta be here somewhere!"

Please tell me the rest of those skator-lemmings followed his lead?

Any 2008 Candidate have a platform on licensed breeding?
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Post by: AWMac on August 01, 2007, 11:53:22 AM
Rusty always had a dieing yearning to become a Blue Angel....

He died and is now an Angel....

In his Honor, the Rest of the Skator-Lemmings Squadron will do a Fly By over the same strip that took Rustys Life..

Film at 11.

Mac
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Post by: 68ROX on August 01, 2007, 11:59:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
just then he realized that the duck was right after all...

AFLAC!




Many folks don't know that they can get an accident policy for as little as $5.52 a week.  Ask for it at work!


68ROX
AFLAC Agent
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Post by: Chairboy on August 01, 2007, 12:02:22 PM
I write the newsletter for my EAA chapter, and I included this pic with the caption:

"Initial flights under the Young Eagles program illustrated some potential areas for improvement."
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Post by: lasersailor184 on August 01, 2007, 01:03:39 PM
"Well............... ****."
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Post by: john9001 on August 01, 2007, 01:08:58 PM
if god wanted bicycles/motorcycles to fly he would have put wings on them and called them airplanes.
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Post by: RAIDER14 on August 01, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
Bank account status after accident
Kid's mom: 0$           Dentist:2,000$
Title: If your going to be dumb you got to be tough
Post by: Traveler on August 01, 2007, 02:10:33 PM
I really like that he is not wearing a helmet.  Like one of my instructors used to say at Special Forces trainning "if your going to be dumb, you got to be tough".
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Post by: eskimo2 on August 01, 2007, 07:12:19 PM
"ET, don't leave me NOW!"
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Post by: tedrbr on August 01, 2007, 07:37:53 PM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
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Well, if someone gonna go back to MST3K, I'll go further.

I TRIPLE dawg dare ya!
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Post by: eagl on August 01, 2007, 10:24:11 PM
I call this one the Air Jordan...
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Post by: Meatwad on August 01, 2007, 10:27:50 PM
Look at the moron's shoes as he is coming off the bike


Are those PURPLE house slippers?!?!? :rofl
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Post by: clerick on August 01, 2007, 10:29:11 PM
After being dumped by Tinkerbell, Peter Pan looks for an alternative to Pixie Dust...
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Post by: AKIron on August 01, 2007, 11:01:32 PM
FREEDOM!!!
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Post by: VooWho on August 01, 2007, 11:16:12 PM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
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"I feel.... weightless."
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Post by: red26 on August 02, 2007, 02:17:28 AM
GOD? DO you remember that time when I was thirteen IM SOOOOOO                       SORRRRYYY FOOOR THHHAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!:aok :rofl
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Post by: McFarland on August 02, 2007, 06:27:04 AM
Knew I should have had another beer first, I'm going to feel this.
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Post by: Saxman on August 02, 2007, 07:41:17 AM
"I'M KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOO--" *SPLAT!*
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Post by: Maverick on August 02, 2007, 10:14:42 AM
I can see where my teeth will live from now on.........
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on August 02, 2007, 11:29:08 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Good one.


Step-father (off camera)

When he gets home I'm gonna beat him like a red-headed.....oh...well...nevermind then...
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Post by: red26 on August 02, 2007, 12:14:42 PM
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Step-father (off camera)


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When he gets home I'm gonna beat him like a red-headed.....oh...well...never mind then...



Hey easy on the red headed step child stuff LOL.... My step father would have said "well do ya feel any smarter and dose it hurt"?? as he poked my worst wound LOL:rofl
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Post by: AWMac on August 02, 2007, 12:26:41 PM
New Bike: $175.50.




Meth from a Friend: $35.00.




Hospital Bills: $56340.00







Impressing Lemmings stoned: Priceless.


:lol

Mac
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Post by: tedrbr on August 02, 2007, 01:44:18 PM
"The State" enacts policies that protect the stupid and encourage them to breed uncontrolled.
Along come shows like Jack*** and the internet's YouTube to inspire the culling of the herd.

Darwinism in Action!  

I luv science.
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Post by: Neubob on August 02, 2007, 02:04:45 PM
The El-Elevator, a dirtbike designed and manufactured in Mexico, for Mexicans, proves to be too much to handle for a white boy born on the right side of the fence.
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Post by: Charon on August 02, 2007, 02:36:55 PM
I'm just like Stephen Hawking -- without the airplane ride! Though young Bobby, unaware JUST how true that would be in 3.6 seconds.

Charon
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Post by: Charon on August 02, 2007, 02:40:35 PM
Don't worry dude, I'm 31337. I nail tricks like this on the XBox all day long...

Charon
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Post by: Charon on August 02, 2007, 02:44:02 PM
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Take a look a the guy on the far left, That's Darwin arriving with the award.
Mav


I was laughing about as hard at baggy bellybutton as I was at superbird :)

Charon