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Title: An 86 year old man walks into the doctors office...
Post by: Ripsnort on August 16, 2007, 03:27:12 PM: An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied
Title: An 86 year old man walks into the doctors office...
Post by: DYNAMITE on August 16, 2007, 03:30:51 PM: BWAHAHAHAHA :rofl
Title: An 86 year old man walks into the doctors office...
Post by: Airscrew on August 16, 2007, 03:35:21 PM: :rofl :rofl snort, gasp... :rofl
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Post by: LTARokit on August 16, 2007, 04:51:42 PM: OMG!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: evenhaim on August 16, 2007, 04:56:17 PM: :rofl
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Post by: AWMac on August 16, 2007, 05:01:50 PM: Crap!!!!

I have the same Problem!!!!

OMG!!!

Mac
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Post by: DREDIOCK on August 16, 2007, 05:26:06 PM: LMAO. That sounds EXACTLY like my father in law.
Title: An 86 year old man walks into the doctors office...
Post by: Maverick on August 17, 2007, 12:33:04 PM: :rofl

I hate it when the receptionist at the Dr. office who isn't even an LPN has to ask publicly why you are there.
Title: An 86 year old man walks into the doctors office...
Post by: Wes14 on August 17, 2007, 12:43:59 PM: :rofl
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Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on August 17, 2007, 01:34:02 PM: Dahaha, good show.
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Post by: Meatwad on August 17, 2007, 06:56:54 PM: :rofl :rofl
Title: An 86 year old man walks into the doctors office...
Post by: AWMac on August 18, 2007, 05:43:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Maverick
:rofl

I hate it when the receptionist at the Dr. office who isn't even an LPN has to ask publicly why you are there.

Reply:

"I think I'm growing a third testicle...wanna see?"

:D

Mac
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Post by: 4deck on August 18, 2007, 10:17:36 AM: Holy crow, thats a great joke.:aok

:rofl :rofl :D :rofl :rofl