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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Vulcan on August 22, 2007, 07:41:07 PM

Title: Boroda check in please!
Post by: Vulcan on August 22, 2007, 07:41:07 PM
Are you ok?

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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's noodle
8:40AM Thursday August 23, 2007

MOSCOW - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's noodle as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

- REUTERS
Title: Boroda check in please!
Post by: soda72 on August 22, 2007, 07:58:33 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Boroda check in please!
Post by: Boroda on August 22, 2007, 08:13:40 PM
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Originally posted by Vulcan
8:40AM Thursday August 23, 2007


WOW it's still 05:10 here in Msk, news from the future!?


3 hours and a half for me to get married...  I'd better lock the door chain!...
Title: Boroda check in please!
Post by: Meatwad on August 22, 2007, 08:16:30 PM
Since you can see news into the future, hows about some lottery numbers :)
Title: Boroda check in please!
Post by: Vulcan on August 22, 2007, 08:17:09 PM
I saw "he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka" and could only think of you :)

p.s. I posted that at 12.41pm 23 August, 2007. I can't help it if you ruskies are behind the times.
Title: Re: Boroda check in please!
Post by: E25280 on August 22, 2007, 08:41:36 PM
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Originally posted by Vulcan
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's noodle
 . . . The attack climaxed . . .
Unfortunate wording.
Title: Boroda check in please!
Post by: Meatwad on August 22, 2007, 08:44:43 PM
Natasha Bobbitt?