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Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: cav58d on August 23, 2007, 12:44:37 AM
Every once and a while when i'm outside my house late at night I notice sounds that resemble the noise of a screeching cat.  It very well could be a cat, however, to the best of my knowledge none of my neighbors own cats, and i've never seen one on my street.  So what other animals may I potentially be hearing?  Do racoons, or any other critter make these cat like sqeals?  Or am I just in fact hearing a stupid cat.
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: RTR on August 23, 2007, 12:47:39 AM
My bet is a cat.

Toms tend to range a fair bit. You need a BB gun.

RTR
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: Halo on August 23, 2007, 12:49:16 AM
One night we heard piercing shrieks coming from the woods.  Everybody got all concerned.  Next day we learned a parrot got loose and was letting everybody know it was not a happy fowl.
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: culero on August 23, 2007, 12:49:58 AM
chupacabra
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: RTR on August 23, 2007, 12:59:11 AM
Lock up the goats!
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: cav58d on August 23, 2007, 01:01:15 AM
Could it be.................?


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Or WORSE!!!!!!............................. ....?





























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Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: Vulcan on August 23, 2007, 01:08:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by RTR
My bet is a cat.

Toms tend to range a fair bit. You need a BB gun.

RTR


*cough* bowl of antifreeze *cough*
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: bustr on August 23, 2007, 02:36:06 AM
It could be an opossum. They do a hissing growling shreik that sounds like a feral cat. One of my cats brought home a whole litter of them alive for me to cook for him. Had cute littel possums on the back porch hissing at me with him yowling to come in with them.  

On the east coast if it sounds like a woman shreiking and you are in the country its a female red fox in heat. Was camping in upstate Pennsylvania when one let loose near my camp site in the dark. Thought some one was strangling and beating to death a woman. Was out in the bushes stumbling around for hours trying to find the body.

Next morning I was talking to some locals who said the foxes were breeding this time of year and the females in heat would scare the heck out of ya in the dark and you could hear them for miles. Fortunatly this was long ago before cell phones and I didn't call in a 911 and get half the county into the bushes..........:huh
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: AWMac on August 23, 2007, 09:36:12 AM
It could be someones Mother-in-Law.

They have been known to do that often.

:p

Mac
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: 68ROX on August 23, 2007, 10:03:46 AM
Cav...you didn't say where you live...importaint nugget in trying to help you out.

Around here (central Arkansas) we have:

bobcats, bears, wild boar, 'possum, armadillo, coyotes...


Listening late at night can be very interesting.

68ROX
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: lasersailor184 on August 23, 2007, 11:23:44 AM
It's Deer Sex.  Male deer have barbs on the tip of their noodle.  So sex is very painful for the female.


Yet the stupid critters still breed like rabbits.
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: cav58d on August 23, 2007, 11:25:27 AM
SW Connecticut 68
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: AWMac on August 23, 2007, 03:02:51 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
It's Deer Sex.  Male deer have barbs on the tip of their noodle.  So sex is very painful for the female.


Yet the stupid critters still breed like rabbits.


I'm almost afraid... no I'm REALLY afraid to learn on how he knows that male deers have barbs on the tips of their noodlees.

I REALLY hope that lasersailor184 has a good dental plan. Hope he wears a helmet... Gives a whole new meaning to the word  "Buck".... or that "Cubby Bunny...." game....

Never eat Venison with lasersailor184... you just might get kicked in the mouth!!!

ewwww....

Mac

Word
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: majic on August 23, 2007, 06:13:06 PM
There's a quite a few birds that can make some surprisingly un-bird-like sounds.    We had some bird, maybe an owl, around for a summer when I was young and it absolutely sounded like a fighting cat.
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: lasersailor184 on August 23, 2007, 10:48:28 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
I'm almost afraid... no I'm REALLY afraid to learn on how he knows that male deers have barbs on the tips of their noodlees.

I REALLY hope that lasersailor184 has a good dental plan. Hope he wears a helmet... Gives a whole new meaning to the word  "Buck".... or that "Cubby Bunny...." game....

Never eat Venison with lasersailor184... you just might get kicked in the mouth!!!

ewwww....

Mac

Word


I grew up in the woods.  I got a better education then any boy scout could dream for.

I knew the Deer screamed during sex.  It was a simple thing to find out why.



If I had any money, I'd be willing to bet that this is what he's hearing.  It almost sounds like someone stepped on a cat's tail, right?
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: Halo on August 23, 2007, 11:31:27 PM
Barbed thingies are just Nature's way of ensuring that critters don't enjoy sex tooooooo much.  Otherwise there would be too many deer running across highways and eating people's shrubs and flowers and ...  oh.  :huh
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: lasersailor184 on August 23, 2007, 11:47:20 PM
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Originally posted by Halo
Barbed thingies are just Nature's way of ensuring that critters don't enjoy sex tooooooo much.  Otherwise there would be too many deer running across highways and eating people's shrubs and flowers and ...  oh.  :huh


It's kind of like Lewis Black's rant about Candy Corn, and how you can only eat it once a year.

Something akin to candy corn being so bad, but not bad enough that when the next year rolls around, you have forgotten how bad it was.
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: SoulTakr on August 23, 2007, 11:50:26 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I grew up in the woods.  I got a better education then any boy scout could dream for.

I knew the Deer screamed during sex.  It was a simple thing to find out why.



If I had any money, I'd be willing to bet that this is what he's hearing.  It almost sounds like someone stepped on a cat's tail, right?



Squeal like a DOE boy!!!!!!!!!!!!   :)
Title: Sounds like a cat?
Post by: AWMac on August 24, 2007, 01:35:55 AM
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Originally posted by SoulTakr
Squeal like a DOE boy!!!!!!!!!!!!   :)


Bhuaahahhahhahhaaa....

Ohhhh my sides.....

:rofl

Mac