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Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: moose on August 24, 2007, 06:54:13 PM

just curious what people use, if any. theyre all pretty expensive. i have a serious coffee-laced diet thats staining my teeth so i'm curious whats out there that works the best.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: SoulTakr on August 24, 2007, 08:42:57 PM

I hear some of the more "senior" guys use Efferdent :)

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: AWMac on August 24, 2007, 08:47:40 PM

Well hells bells...

In the morning I feel the wifeys thighs against my ears, I mumble, moan and swish alot.
Then I Floss...
I have to remember to wipe off the chin and neck..makes for bad jokes at work.

:aok

Mac

Did this help anyone?

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: SoulTakr on August 24, 2007, 08:58:19 PM

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Originally posted by AWMac
Well hells bells...

In the morning I feel the wifeys thighs against my ears, I mumble, moan and swish alot.
Then I Floss...
I have to remember to wipe off the chin and neck..makes for bad jokes at work.

:aok

Mac

Did this help anyone?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Irwink! on August 24, 2007, 09:50:27 PM

Tester's gloss white enamel.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: texasmom on August 24, 2007, 10:24:12 PM

i don't use the whitening strips or any of that.  but the arm & hammer whitening toothpaste is pretty good. give that a go ~ you'll see a difference almost right away.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: vorticon on August 24, 2007, 10:42:52 PM

baking soda.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Speed55 on August 24, 2007, 11:03:46 PM

200 grit sandpaper works wonders.. just don't hit your gums.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 24, 2007, 11:32:34 PM

If I had teeth as big as yours Moose (or John Elways) I'd use teeth whitener too! ;)

Seriously though, once you hit 40'ish, won't matter. Teeth yellow with age naturally, with or without coffee.

Here' is the real scoop on teeth whiteners, what the retailers don't want you to know on a 1 BILLION dollar a year scam.
http://www.allsmilesnow.com/Page2.html

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: kamilyun on August 24, 2007, 11:50:34 PM

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Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on August 25, 2007, 03:18:01 AM

I buy a new set of dentures when old ones get brown. Easy. :D

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: AWMac on August 25, 2007, 07:13:36 AM

Dammm reading into this maybe a lil bit more than I should....

Moose you know when you brush yer tounge and you gag... yet when you give oral sex to yer BF and you don't gag?

Your ToothBrush is Bigger.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Nilsen on August 25, 2007, 07:56:24 AM

Stopped smoking and use toothpaste with some whitening stuff (solidox?) every other day.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Halo on August 25, 2007, 09:37:56 AM

Good link, Rip, thanks, although that dentist is pushing a product too.  

Best way for whiter teeth appears to be cutting back on coffee, tea, and betel nuts.  

Easy way to conceal aging teeth is never open the mouth.  Consume everything through straws.  Accessorize your innate mystery with only Mona Lisa smiles.  Wanna bet she needed teeth whitener?  

In the long run, no worries.  Advertising frenzy for new products to hustle will discover shaded teeth as the most beautiful of all.  Yo!  Lookee here!  Special this week: Teeth Tints!  Dramatic new highlight to set off your stunning black, blue, brown, purple or green fingernails and lip gloss!

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 25, 2007, 09:38:15 AM

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Stopped smoking and use toothpaste with some whitening stuff (solidox?) every other day.

You need to read the article I linked. That stuff don't work.

"You should know that the meager concentration of peroxide in toothpaste, gum, or a mouth rinse is minimal.  It isn’t strong enough to have any effect on the whitening of your teeth."

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Nilsen on August 25, 2007, 09:47:32 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You need to read the article I linked. That stuff don't work.

"You should know that the meager concentration of peroxide in toothpaste, gum, or a mouth rinse is minimal.  It isn’t strong enough to have any effect on the whitening of your teeth."

Well then i just have naturally beautifiul white teeth ;)

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 25, 2007, 10:07:32 AM

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Well then i just have naturally beautifiul white teeth ;)

You have the whitest teeth I've ever came across, Nilsen. :D :p :O

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Nilsen on August 25, 2007, 10:19:19 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You have the whitest teeth I've ever came across, Nilsen. :D :p :O

In your dreams Rip... ;)

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Gunthr on August 25, 2007, 10:19:45 AM

i suggest the poor man's porcelain veneers.  Go to Home Depot and buy a little bottle of white porcelain touch-up paint for kitchen sinks.  This provides a supernaturally white smile, like Gary Busey.

If you apply it to only the 4 front teefs, you may want to mix in a little Harvest Gold with the white to match your other teefs.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Blooz on August 25, 2007, 11:38:01 AM

I quit smiling in 1994 so I don't bother with worrying about white teeth.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: eskimo2 on August 25, 2007, 12:29:14 PM

I'd listen to Nilsen on this:

(http://hallbuzz.com/images/unlinked/nilsen_teeth.gif)

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: E25280 on August 25, 2007, 01:07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You need to read the article I linked. That stuff don't work.

"You should know that the meager concentration of peroxide in toothpaste, gum, or a mouth rinse is minimal.  It isn’t strong enough to have any effect on the whitening of your teeth."

I did read the article.  Near the bottom, I found this (bolded for emphasis):

Quote

I am so sure that the custom tray is so necessary that I even developed a way for people to make their own trays in the comfort of their own homes.  The product is called AllureSmile and I received a patent for this technique.  Look for it soon on TV.  Actually, it’s available now at my  office or on the internet by going to my website AllSmilesNow.com.

Not saying he is lying, because I don't know; but this little tidbit compromises his objectivity just a bit, wouldn't you say?

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 25, 2007, 03:55:55 PM

Perhaps, but if you google, you'll find this as a common theme on consumer websites:

"All the reviewers and experts we found agree that professional teeth whitening -- though expensive -- is the most effective and convenient way to brighten your smile. The ADA recommends these methods as well, saying it's preferable to have your tooth-whitening process supervised by a dentist"

Toothpaste whiteners=ripoff
Professionally whitened=best bang for buck.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: straffo on August 25, 2007, 05:09:18 PM

I don't wash , why should I care of my teeth ?

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: AKIron on August 25, 2007, 06:35:01 PM

I've been using Listerine's whitening rinse, slow and undramatic effect but I'm not unsatisfied with the results over the last few months.

Title: oh a caption this moment
Post by: DieAz on August 25, 2007, 08:05:03 PM

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Originally posted by eskimo2
I'd listen to Nilsen on this:

(http://hallbuzz.com/images/unlinked/nilsen_teeth.gif)

even if I sink my boats, I keep on smiling with my patented Norse lutefisk teeth whitener.  HARRRRR

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Halo on August 26, 2007, 09:04:47 AM

Good one, Eski.

Title: what teeth whitening do you use?
Post by: Gumbeau on August 26, 2007, 09:30:00 PM

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