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Post by: RedTop on August 27, 2007, 08:32:41 PM: This is funny.....I've watched this a couple of times now and STILL have no idea what was said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM
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Post by: VooWho on August 27, 2007, 08:49:50 PM: The Question: Recent polls have shown the 5th of Americans cannot locate the United States of America on a world map, why do think this is?

Her answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and a I believe that education like such as in South Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as, and that I believe that they should or education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and asian countries so we would be able to build up our future for our childerns.

Host (with a silent laughing smile) Thanks Ms. South Carolina.
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Post by: JB73 on August 27, 2007, 08:50:04 PM: BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp207kH45zI

:rofl :rofl :D
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Post by: RTR on August 27, 2007, 08:54:10 PM: Wow! She could write speaches for President Bush!:D

RTR
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Post by: Airscrew on August 27, 2007, 10:23:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RTR
Wow! She could write speaches for President Bush!:D

RTR

wouldnt he have trouble with some of the big words she used? ....
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Post by: mensa180 on August 27, 2007, 10:51:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Airscrew
wouldnt he have trouble with some of the big words she used? ....

LOLOLOL. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. ahhhh.
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Post by: Scherf on August 28, 2007, 12:36:56 AM: Yeah, Asian countries are just longing to get their kids the kind of education she's managed to get herself.

There is no hope.
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Post by: SoulTakr on August 28, 2007, 06:54:29 AM: That just made my morning :)
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Post by: 4deck on August 28, 2007, 07:53:43 AM: :huh :huh
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Post by: DREDIOCK on August 28, 2007, 08:13:39 AM: She must be a big supporter of UNIFUS

"Because the mind. Is a terrible thing"
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Post by: Tiger on August 28, 2007, 08:24:19 AM: And that is just walking results of SC ranking 49th in education
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Post by: lazs2 on August 28, 2007, 08:34:12 AM: asking beauty queens questions about anything other than makeup or diet is unfair... like asking sports stars anything about anything.

How long would a game show be that pitted beauty queens against basketball players for instance? If it didn't involve questions about jewelry that is.

lazs
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Post by: AWMac on August 28, 2007, 08:37:48 AM: There's no child left behind as long as we push the slow ones up front.

:D

Mac
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Post by: Speed55 on August 28, 2007, 09:19:45 AM: Damn she's cute.

It's a beauty contest anyway, so why ask her about geography? Let her dance around in a 2 piece and everything will be A-OK.
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Post by: Halo on August 28, 2007, 09:54:20 AM: When you're that good looking you don't have to say a thing.

Which brings to mind that bit about all people being created equal. Well, yeah, in the sense of rights as a human being.

But as for opportunities, people who are born rich, smart, beautiful, and nice have it all over people who born poor, dumb, ugly, and mean.
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Post by: Nilsen on August 28, 2007, 10:06:23 AM: lol i just saw this video on a news channel here.. THAT is some funny stuff. :D

That model should not really worry anyone, but the fact that 1 in 5 americans cant place their country on a map is alot worse. That just cant be correct, and id like to see the source of that statistic.
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Post by: Souless on August 28, 2007, 11:29:49 AM: another fine example of the american educational system
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Post by: Yknurd on August 28, 2007, 12:05:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
How long would a game show be that pitted beauty queens against basketball players for instance? If it didn't involve questions about jewelry that is.

lazs

Unless it's John Amaechi.
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Post by: texasmom on August 28, 2007, 12:17:29 PM: LOL. Poor gal was on made fun of on every news channel yesterday, and will be made fun of on every radio channel today.

Normally, I'd probably chuckle, but I feel a little bit bad for her. :(

*edit* oh, I did chuckle. right at the beginning of this post.
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Post by: Nilsen on August 28, 2007, 12:20:14 PM: I guess some of it can be blamed on beeing nervous, but still :rofl
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Post by: JB88 on August 28, 2007, 12:22:23 PM: "the horror."
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Post by: JB73 on August 28, 2007, 12:54:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
I guess some of it can be blamed on beeing nervous, but still :rofl
this nervous?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

:rofl
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Post by: 4deck on August 28, 2007, 01:11:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
this nervous?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

:rofl

That was just too painful to watch. I want my 3 mins back please.
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Post by: JB88 on August 28, 2007, 01:19:34 PM: yah dave...what the hell was that?

:confused:

pain pain pain.

:cool:
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Post by: Tiger on August 28, 2007, 01:22:28 PM: Apparently this chick was an honor student at her High School and is going to Appalachian State.

But honestly, with looks like that, who needs conversation skills?
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Post by: JB73 on August 28, 2007, 01:38:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
yah dave...what the hell was that?

:confused:

pain pain pain.

:cool:
that's BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

:D

listen about 2:30 into the film.

:rofl :cry
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Post by: JB88 on August 28, 2007, 01:42:27 PM: oh.

fell asleep.

i'll try again.

:D
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Post by: JimBeam on August 28, 2007, 01:46:36 PM: have yall heard of that new Blond paint ..it aint the brighest color but.. she spreads easy:D
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Post by: JB73 on August 28, 2007, 03:19:27 PM: she got a second chance:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_en_tv/miss_teen_south_carolina

lol
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Post by: SoulTakr on August 28, 2007, 05:24:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
she got a second chance:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_en_tv/miss_teen_south_carolina

lol

Darn, ya beat me to it... :)
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Post by: texasmom on August 28, 2007, 05:34:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by 4deck
That was just too painful to watch. I want my 3 mins back please.

Awe, poor guy! :(

(*edit: Not 4deck... the boom guy)
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Post by: Phaser11 on August 29, 2007, 06:52:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Speed55
Damn she's cute.

It's a beauty contest anyway, so why ask her about geography? Let her dance around in a 2 piece and everything will be A-OK.

YEA!
That's what I'm talkng about. Remember when we could look at or like a girl because she was a 10, smoken hot, peal the paint off the walls hot?

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE! If it was really that important to men we would have invented brain augmentation!

Be hot, Be happy!
:O
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Post by: myelo on August 29, 2007, 09:37:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
That model should not really worry anyone, but the fact that 1 in 5 americans cant place their country on a map is alot worse. That just cant be correct, and id like to see the source of that statistic.

Most of us Americans realize what country we're in without using a map.
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Post by: TARDH8R on August 29, 2007, 03:23:16 PM: I think she rode the short bus to school but then again she is too stupid to tell time to know when it was going to pick her up
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Post by: Mr No Name on August 29, 2007, 04:01:08 PM: As a South Carolinian my only response is a *THWAP* across my own forehead... Complete with a resounding "DOH!"

Oh well, I'd do her anyway.... as long as she didn't try to talk later.