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Post by: Tiger on August 30, 2007, 11:33:32 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295165,00.html

School bans playing tag.  What's next?
Title: Your It
Post by: Hornet33 on August 30, 2007, 11:57:59 AM
Sadly the schools are getting to the point they have no choice but to do stuff like this. With all the hyper-protective parents out there now a days, and the sue everyone mentality in this country, a kid comes home with a band aid on their knee from falling down playing tag, the school is going to get sued for millions. What makes it even worse though is the idiot judges that allow those lawsuits to even be heard in court.

It's really no different than the issue up in New York or New Jersey...can't remember which one. Anyway they banned metal bats for little leauge baseball because they say the players can hit the ball too hard with them. Some kid got beamed in the head by a baseball. He was playing second base as I recall. Metal bat vs wood bat really doesn't matter if you take the shot to the head by the ball. But by all means lets blame it on the metal bats, not the kid who wasn't paying attention to the game and watching the ball zooming towards his noggin. Wasn't his fault he got clobbered. Yeah right.

I know when I got hit in the head by a baseball my coach hit at me, I deserved it. Infield practice and I was looking into the stands trying to find my girlfriend. Coach got pissed that I wasn't paying attention and sent one my way. POW!!!! Right in the head and knocked me out cold. Got home, told my dad what happened and he laughed at me. Told me I'd better pay more attention to what I was doing on the field. End of story.
Title: Your It
Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 12:02:57 PM
<---not it.  called it first. :p
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Post by: Denholm on August 30, 2007, 12:14:10 PM
*Runs away crying* Daddy Daddy! They're chasing me!
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 12:21:22 PM
keep running.   they're still after you!!!!

:cool:
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Post by: texasmom on August 30, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
made it to homebase! no tags!
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Post by: Denholm on August 30, 2007, 12:23:06 PM
Daddy, may I borrow your brand new 12 gauge?
Title: Your It
Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 12:24:24 PM
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Originally posted by texasmom
made it to homebase! no tags!


ahhhh...but i had placed an invisible "IT" field around the home base which automatically reset the game and made you IT.

sorry texmom.  war is hell.

:cool:

p.s. - i call no antigravity dipoladasjkdladlarics
Title: Your It
Post by: Tiger on August 30, 2007, 12:26:11 PM
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Originally posted by Denholm
Daddy, may I borrow your brand new 12 gauge?


Now that's a fun game of tag.

Might have to try that Saturday while Dove hunting.  See if I can get teh trajectory right and compensate for the wind and lob my bird shot at my father-in-law who will be about 600 yards down the field from me.
Title: Your It
Post by: texasmom on August 30, 2007, 12:26:18 PM
88 in the nose ~ I'll be willing to take the suspension & spend the day with my wayward son
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 12:31:01 PM
ha!  that was a projection!!!!



















----------------------------------------------------------------------->        i'm over here.  (http://www.augustbach.com/overhere.gif)
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Post by: texasmom on August 30, 2007, 12:35:59 PM
cheater:furious
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 12:37:54 PM
bully.



:D
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Post by: texasmom on August 30, 2007, 12:43:59 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
bully.:D


Why, that's the nicest thing I heard all day! Thanks!:aok
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Post by: Vudak on August 30, 2007, 12:45:50 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
ahhhh...but i had placed an invisible "IT" field around the home base which automatically reset the game and made you IT.

sorry texmom.  war is hell.

:cool:


What is this, Calvinball? :D
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 12:52:59 PM
shshshsh...im hidning in this box that says TRANSMORGRIFIER on the side.  

she'll never find me here.

:cool:
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Post by: Vudak on August 30, 2007, 12:55:33 PM
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Originally posted by JB88

she'll never find me here.



"She'll never look here."

One of the best ones ever :)
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 01:08:51 PM
(http://www.calvinandhobbes.co.uk/images/info_transmogrifier.jpg)
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Post by: evenhaim on August 30, 2007, 01:32:43 PM
:rofl  throws a wrench in 88s projector hahah! no more projections for you, plus i have an antigravity dipoladasjkdladlaric it shield you cant touch me or you blow up!hah! your it:rofl
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Post by: Dichotomy on August 30, 2007, 01:32:55 PM
*grabs a fungo bat and beats on the box
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 01:35:32 PM
what is it with all of the violence today?

texas mom tried to punch me in the nose.
nilsen just tried to hit me with an empty bottle of rum...
and now dicho just hit my transmogrifier box, just after i had set it to transmogrify me into a dweeb eating tyrannasaurus rex...

weird.

:confused:
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 01:40:09 PM
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Originally posted by evenhaim
:rofl  throws a wrench in 88s projector hahah! no more projections for you, plus i have an antigravity dipoladasjkdladlaric it shield you cant touch me or you blow up!hah! your it:rofl


too late.  i already called no antigravity dipoladasjkdladlarics. (see previous post)

sorry.

i also call no spawncamping into safe zones or nook dropping.
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Post by: Vudak on August 30, 2007, 01:42:34 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
too late.  i already called no dipoladasjkdladlarics.

sorry.


I'd continue on with this, but given the only rule of Calvinball, I think it might be impossible at this stage :)

I was going to say, "Ah, but today is opposite day," and then tell you to grab a bucket of icewater and sing a brunette a song, but rules are rules.
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Post by: Wes14 on August 30, 2007, 01:50:36 PM
<-----watching in god mode :D

Psst.......... Txmom watch it, looks like JB88 might try to cherry pick. ;)
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Post by: Dichotomy on August 30, 2007, 01:52:52 PM
*spawncamps the 'safe' zone
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Post by: Denholm on August 30, 2007, 01:53:12 PM
Drops a nook.
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 01:55:15 PM
(see above)

;)
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Post by: Wes14 on August 30, 2007, 01:57:00 PM
*Finds HTC's controller thing and messes with the settings making tornadoes and tidal waves and a bazillion MPH winds*

WOOWOO :noid
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 01:59:40 PM
guess it's a good thing i am wearing my overmodelled flight suit made out of sherman firefly composites.
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Post by: Wes14 on August 30, 2007, 02:02:28 PM
*trips over server wire knocking out game* :noid
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Post by: Tachus on August 30, 2007, 02:08:07 PM
Obviously, I've stumbled into the "Intellectual Free Zone"

I'm leaving now.

Best regards,
--Tachus
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 02:09:58 PM
okay.  he's gone now.

so where where we?  ah yes...we were discussing whether the speed of light is...
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Post by: Vudak on August 30, 2007, 02:10:29 PM
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Originally posted by Tachus
Obviously, I've stumbled into the "Intellectual Free Zone"

I'm leaving now.

Best regards,
--Tachus


Hey now, there aren't many comic strips as intellectual as Calvin & Hobbes...
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Post by: JB88 on August 30, 2007, 02:15:20 PM
true dat.

p.s. - i call no tripping on cables or disconnecting server.

... oh... and no pen missles.

:D
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Post by: Tachus on August 30, 2007, 02:15:56 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
okay.  he's gone now.

so where where we?  ah yes...we were discussing whether the speed of light is...


I hate when that happens

--Tachus
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Post by: Wes14 on August 30, 2007, 02:20:12 PM
*hides the Calvin & Hobbes stuff*

:noid
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Post by: Latrobe on August 30, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
too late. i already called no antigravity dipoladasjkdladlarics. (see previous post)

sorry.

i also call no spawncamping into safe zones or nook dropping.


Hey! No fair I'm telling! :cry


Quote
Originally posted by Wes14
*trips over server wire knocking out game* :noid



Are you related to Skuzzy by any chance?? :rofl
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Post by: Wes14 on August 30, 2007, 03:11:03 PM
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Originally posted by Latrobe
Are you related to Skuzzy by any chance?? :rofl



:noid
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Post by: Dichotomy on August 30, 2007, 03:22:58 PM
(http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/images/24.jpg)

NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!
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Post by: Denholm on August 30, 2007, 06:31:57 PM
I'll just place coke and mentos into a small film bottle and watch it pop towards your head.:t
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Post by: DREDIOCK on August 30, 2007, 06:52:57 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
<---not it.  called it first. :p


I'm  /IT\ ///oo\\\
the one
the only legitimate /IT\

Accept no substitutes

/IT\ KILLS!!!! ///oo\\\
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Post by: Denholm on August 30, 2007, 06:58:31 PM
*Hides inside the fuel truck inside the hangar*
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Post by: Meatwad on August 30, 2007, 07:10:28 PM
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Originally posted by Wes14
*hides the Calvin & Hobbes stuff*

:noid


(http://bouletcorp.free.fr/Cadeaux/Fanarts/Calvin%20et%20Hobbes.jpg)
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Post by: Rolex on August 30, 2007, 07:14:01 PM
I understand kids are allowed to play tag if they can properly use "you're" and "your" in sentences, otherwise they have to stay in class. :eek:
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Post by: PanzerIV on August 30, 2007, 07:23:09 PM
I got a transmorgifrier that makes living people into dead people!!!!
whos first?


:rofl :rofl

just kidding