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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: john9001 on September 01, 2007, 08:55:13 PM
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just watched the movie blazing saddles on CMT channel, they edited out all the "bad words", i sent them a e-mail telling them they ruined the movie, some scenes don't make any sense with the words edited out.
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Morning maam, and isn't it a lovely morning?
** ***** ******
yeah I see what you mean.
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Yea. The entire movie is an awesome satirical look at westerns and American culture, and bleeping everything out pretty much makes it nothing more than a really bad western. If they can leave in the scene with the nekkid people running in circles in Schindlers List, then they can leave in the bad words in Blazing Saddles.
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"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
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Yea that's a funny movie, but it could never be made again in today's world. Much the same as no network would be able to make another Sanford and Son and so on.
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Mongo like candy.
Bronk
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Originally posted by crockett
Yea that's a funny movie, but it could never be made again in today's world. Much the same as no network would be able to make another Sanford and Son and so on.
You mean networks wont broadcast us?
You big dummy!
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The Sheriff is a what?
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"The sheriff is near!"
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I present to you this laurel, and hardy handshake....
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*fwap!*
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"Pardon me while I whip this out."
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"Well . .that's the end of *this* suit!"
Mel Brooks and his cast of crazies .. they will be a very tough act to follow.
-Frank aka GE
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I remember buying "Smokey & The Bandit" on VCR a few years ago, loving how funny all the Jackie Gleason one liners were. Turns out, it was all dubbed-over/safe for TV stuff instead. Dang! I wonder if the DVD version is the PG version?
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What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin' on out here?
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Anything with Mel Brooks, is classic gold.
:aok
May the swarts be wtih you.
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Originally posted by RedDg
I present to you this laurel, and hardy handshake....
after seeing that film litterally dozens of times, I JUST NOW got that joke.
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Originally posted by BaDkaRmA158Th
Anything with Mel Brooks, is classic gold.
:aok
May the swarts be wtih you.
Harumph, harumph... I didn't get a harumph outta that guy.:rofl
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists!
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"Qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson and rape"
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
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"Badges?? We don't need no stinkin badges.
Bronk
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Gene Wilder in a Klansman outfit: "Oh boys, look what I found!"
*Pulls up Cleavon Little* "Hey, where the white women at?"
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Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
What?
Meeting is adjourned.
It is?
No, you say that, governor.
What?
Meeting is adjourned.
It is?
Here, sir, play with this. (Hands the governor a paddleball)
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"They Says you were hung."
Sheriff "And they was right"
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"Want some beans Mr. Taggert?"
"Mongo just pawn in game of life"
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It sucks that this movie couldn't be made today. Especially because it makes fun of WHITE PEOPLE more than it does the minorities.
If I had to rank my Top 5 Favorite Mel Brooks films:
1. Spaceballs
2. Blazin' Saddles
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. History of the World: Part I
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You guys crack me up. The only reason this movie couldn't be made today is because its already been made.
This thread is some of the finest frontier gibberish I've ever heard.
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Originally posted by Saxman
It sucks that this movie couldn't be made today. Especially because it makes fun of WHITE PEOPLE more than it does the minorities.
If I had to rank my Top 5 Favorite Mel Brooks films:
1. Spaceballs
2. Blazin' Saddles
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. History of the World: Part I
Have to agree with your list. But my bro in law would put History at the top of his list. Spaceballs gets funner everytime I watch it. I watched Spaceballs before I took in the midnight show of the last Star Wars movie.
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"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act and act fast."
"I'm leaving."
and High Anxiety is funnier than Robin Hood.
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Gee whiz, I haven't seen or even heard of that movie in soooo many years. :D Maybe I'll look for it on ebay later.
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar potato.
:rofl :cry :rofl
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The most funny part is the Yiddish speaking indians.
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"please deposit 25 cents for air"
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"so what do you like to do"
"I play chess and I fornicate"
"let's play chess"
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oh goody! its on again right now.
:D
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We'll lick Rock Ridge like it was a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts
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tractors have nuts?
I thought that was just men
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It was a manly tractor.....
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how does that make you feel...?
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As confused as a prostitute with a chastity belt
CMT seems to enjoy airing 3 min of the movie, and 6 minutes of commercials. No wonder all the good stuff was cut out
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a 3-6 ratio isnt bad, TBS and TNT are around 3-15.
Took 7 hours to watch armegeddon once
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Seems like 15 years ago there was about half the commercials aired then now
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the worst part is they show the same commercials twice every break, some times back to back
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No kidding.
Nascar, Nascar, insurance, country bumkin, nascar, random other commercials
About as bad as watching the Enzyte commercials on Spike TV. They only come on 10 times every 5 minutes
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What movie lines have people memorized more, Blazing Saddles or Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
This is the first time I have seen Blazing Saddles in about 5 years, so I forgot alot of the lines.
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african or european editions?
:confused:
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"Somebody better go back and get a ******** of dimes."
"Is it twue what they say about black men? It's twue! It's twue!" (Little trivia, they cut the next line, "that's my elbow"
"Whatever you do, don't shoot Mongo. It just makes him mad."
Now THIS was a movie...... 1977ish I think.
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This part made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe:rofl
Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' n******s.
[Taggart spots Bart and Charlie on a hand-cart sinking into quicksand]
Taggart: Oh, chit. Quicksand.
[Lassos the hand-cart and drags it (but not the men) out of the quicksand]
Taggart: Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
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"We have to save our phoney-baloney jobs gentlemen!"
"Pull in your hands! Stick out your tush!"
"Screw you! I work for Mel Brooks!"
"What's that in your mouth?"
"Nothin'."
"That's GUM! Did you bring enough for everybody?"
"I...I...didn't think there would be so MANY!!"
"You know the penalty for not sharing!"
"No! No!..."
"Man! He's tough!"
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Two favorite parts to Blazzing Saddles
"Gabby Johnson is right! Howard Johnson is right!
For some of you that don't know Howard Johnsons did start out as an ice cream parlor that advertised "52 flavors" While filming the town rockridge Ya hadda see the Howard Johnsons 1 flavor LOLOL.
Also....when Cleavon Little first appeared as the Sherrif with Gucci Saddlebags and running into Count Basie and his orchestra in the Desert playing "take five"
Don't forget either Mel Brooks Silent Movie......made me laugh until tears rolled from my eyes .
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Waco Kid : Well, after awhile it got to be that every piss ant prairie punk that could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. Got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word draw in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street and from behind me I hear "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just threw down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle and I've been there ever since.
Bart : Here, have a drink.
Waco Kid : Thanks.
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"mongo like sheriff bart"
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Originally posted by Hajo
Also....when Cleavon Little first appeared as the Sherrif with Gucci Saddlebags and running into Count Basie and his orchestra in the Desert playing "take five"
They're playing April in Paris.
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Nope the ending sounded like april in Paris.....but it wasn't...it was take five.
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Take Five was Paul Desmond and Dave Brubeck, and I've never heard a Count Basie cover of it. It's in an entirely different meter, (5/4, which is why it's CALLED "Take Five") AND NO PART OF IT ***EVER*** sounds like April in Paris.
April in Paris (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gci_PaIZMQ)
Take Five (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDOgYw5-pNs)
Huge, huge HUGE difference.
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Mine and the wife's favorite part is;
Sheriff Bart: "Are we awake?"
Waco Kid: "We're not sure, are we black?"
Sheriff Bart: "Yes we are"
Waco Kid: "Then we're awake, but we're very confused"
ALSO
Waco Kid: "Look at my hand"
Sheriff Bart: "Steady as a rock"
Waco Kid: "Yeah, but I shoot with this hand"
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Native American:" Sheesh they darker than us"