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Title: movie blazing saddles
Post by: john9001 on September 01, 2007, 08:55:13 PM
just watched the movie blazing saddles on CMT channel, they edited out all the "bad words", i sent them a e-mail telling them they ruined the movie, some scenes don't make any sense with the words edited out.
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Post by: Swoop on September 01, 2007, 09:00:33 PM
Morning maam, and isn't it a lovely morning?

** ***** ******



yeah I see what you mean.
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Post by: eagl on September 01, 2007, 09:03:37 PM
Yea.  The entire movie is an awesome satirical look at westerns and American culture, and bleeping everything out pretty much makes it nothing more than a really bad western.  If they can leave in the scene with the nekkid people running in circles in Schindlers List, then they can leave in the bad words in Blazing Saddles.
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Post by: Blooz on September 01, 2007, 09:16:31 PM
"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
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Post by: crockett on September 01, 2007, 09:54:17 PM
Yea that's a funny movie, but it could never be made again in today's world. Much the same as no network would be able to make another Sanford and Son and so on.
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Post by: Bronk on September 01, 2007, 09:57:00 PM
Mongo like candy.



Bronk
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Post by: Meatwad on September 01, 2007, 09:58:14 PM
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Originally posted by crockett
Yea that's a funny movie, but it could never be made again in today's world. Much the same as no network would be able to make another Sanford and Son and so on.



You mean networks wont broadcast us?


You big dummy!
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Post by: rpm on September 01, 2007, 10:10:19 PM
The Sheriff is a what?
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Post by: Meatwad on September 01, 2007, 10:48:16 PM
"The sheriff is near!"
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Post by: RedDg on September 01, 2007, 10:58:57 PM
I present to you this laurel, and hardy handshake....
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Post by: Meatwad on September 01, 2007, 11:24:23 PM
*fwap!*
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Post by: Saxman on September 02, 2007, 12:21:19 AM
"Pardon me while I whip this out."

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Post by: Grayeagle on September 02, 2007, 12:54:21 AM
"Well . .that's the end of *this* suit!"

Mel Brooks and his cast of crazies .. they will be a very tough act to follow.

-Frank aka GE
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Post by: LePaul on September 02, 2007, 12:55:47 AM
I remember buying "Smokey & The Bandit" on VCR a few years ago, loving how funny all the Jackie Gleason one liners were.  Turns out, it was all dubbed-over/safe for TV stuff instead.  Dang!  I wonder if the DVD version is the PG version?
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Post by: rpm on September 02, 2007, 01:33:04 AM
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin' on out here?
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Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on September 02, 2007, 01:48:14 AM
Anything with Mel Brooks, is classic gold.

:aok

May the swarts be wtih you.
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Post by: WMLute on September 02, 2007, 02:30:05 AM
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Originally posted by RedDg
I present to you this laurel, and hardy handshake....


after seeing that film litterally dozens of times, I JUST NOW got that joke.
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Post by: Jack16 on September 02, 2007, 03:09:43 AM
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Originally posted by BaDkaRmA158Th
Anything with Mel Brooks, is classic gold.

:aok

May the swarts be wtih you.



Harumph, harumph... I didn't get a harumph outta that guy.:rofl
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Post by: rpm on September 02, 2007, 04:32:48 AM
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists!
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Post by: Blooz on September 02, 2007, 06:27:39 AM
"Qualifications?"

"Rape, murder, arson and rape"

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."
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Post by: Bronk on September 02, 2007, 07:32:57 AM
"Badges??  We don't need no stinkin badges.


Bronk
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Post by: Saxman on September 02, 2007, 09:21:26 AM
Gene Wilder in a Klansman outfit: "Oh boys, look what I found!"

*Pulls up Cleavon Little* "Hey, where the white women at?"
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 09:24:28 AM
Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
What?
Meeting is adjourned.
It is?
No, you say that, governor.
What?
Meeting is adjourned.
It is?
Here, sir, play with this. (Hands the governor a paddleball)
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Post by: Jebus on September 02, 2007, 10:08:47 AM
"They Says you were hung."



Sheriff "And they was right"
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Post by: Maverick on September 02, 2007, 10:18:55 AM
"Want some beans Mr. Taggert?"



"Mongo just pawn in game of life"
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Post by: Saxman on September 02, 2007, 11:02:34 AM
It sucks that this movie couldn't be made today. Especially because it makes fun of WHITE PEOPLE more than it does the minorities.

If I had to rank my Top 5 Favorite Mel Brooks films:

1. Spaceballs
2. Blazin' Saddles
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. History of the World: Part I
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Post by: midnight Target on September 02, 2007, 11:28:43 AM
You guys crack me up. The only reason this movie couldn't be made today is because its already been made.


This thread is some of the finest frontier gibberish I've ever heard.
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Post by: firbal on September 02, 2007, 12:55:20 PM
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Originally posted by Saxman
It sucks that this movie couldn't be made today. Especially because it makes fun of WHITE PEOPLE more than it does the minorities.

If I had to rank my Top 5 Favorite Mel Brooks films:

1. Spaceballs
2. Blazin' Saddles
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. History of the World: Part I


Have to agree with your list. But my bro in law would put History at the top of his list. Spaceballs gets funner everytime I watch it. I watched Spaceballs before I took in the midnight show of the last Star Wars movie.
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Post by: Blooz on September 02, 2007, 01:34:07 PM
"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act and act fast."

"I'm leaving."





and High Anxiety is funnier than Robin Hood.
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Post by: texasmom on September 02, 2007, 01:35:38 PM
Gee whiz, I haven't seen or even heard of that movie in soooo  many years. :D  Maybe I'll look for it on ebay later.
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 02:06:43 PM
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar potato.


:rofl :cry :rofl
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Post by: bozon on September 02, 2007, 04:22:38 PM
The most funny part is the Yiddish speaking indians.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 02, 2007, 04:22:44 PM
"please deposit 25 cents for air"

...

"so what do you like to do"
"I play chess and I fornicate"
"let's play chess"
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Post by: JB88 on September 02, 2007, 05:11:34 PM
oh goody!  its on again right now.  

:D
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 05:14:18 PM
We'll lick Rock Ridge like it was a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 02, 2007, 05:17:47 PM
tractors have nuts?
I thought that was just men
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 05:20:32 PM
It was a manly tractor.....
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 02, 2007, 05:21:29 PM
how does that make you feel...?
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 05:28:01 PM
As confused as a prostitute with a chastity belt




CMT seems to enjoy airing 3 min of the movie, and 6 minutes of commercials. No wonder all the good stuff was cut out
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 02, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
a 3-6 ratio isnt bad, TBS and TNT are around 3-15.
  Took 7 hours to watch armegeddon once
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 05:43:35 PM
Seems like 15 years ago there was about half the commercials aired then now
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 02, 2007, 05:49:17 PM
the worst part is they show the same commercials twice every break, some times back to back
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Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2007, 06:02:07 PM
No kidding.

Nascar, Nascar, insurance, country bumkin, nascar, random other commercials

About as bad as watching the Enzyte commercials on Spike TV. They only come on 10 times every 5 minutes
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Post by: Jebus on September 02, 2007, 06:23:13 PM
What movie lines have people memorized more, Blazing Saddles or Monty Python and the Holy Grail?


This is the first time I have seen Blazing Saddles in about 5 years, so I forgot alot of the lines.
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Post by: JB88 on September 02, 2007, 06:33:07 PM
african or european editions?

:confused:
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Post by: TalonX on September 02, 2007, 06:45:14 PM
"Somebody better go back and get a ******** of dimes."

"Is it twue what they say about black men?  It's twue! It's twue!"  (Little trivia, they cut the next line, "that's my elbow"

"Whatever you do, don't shoot Mongo.  It just makes him mad."

Now THIS was a movie......    1977ish I think.

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Post by: bj229r on September 02, 2007, 06:59:30 PM
This part made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe:rofl

Quote
Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' n******s.
[Taggart spots Bart and Charlie on a hand-cart sinking into quicksand]
Taggart: Oh, chit. Quicksand.
[Lassos the hand-cart and drags it (but not the men) out of the quicksand]
Taggart: Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
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Post by: Shuckins on September 02, 2007, 10:32:59 PM
"We have to save our phoney-baloney jobs gentlemen!"

"Pull in your hands!  Stick out your tush!"

"Screw you!  I work for Mel Brooks!"

"What's that in your mouth?"
"Nothin'."
"That's GUM!  Did you bring enough for everybody?"
"I...I...didn't think there would be so MANY!!"
"You know the penalty for not sharing!"
"No!  No!..."  
"Man!  He's tough!"
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Post by: Hajo on September 03, 2007, 04:04:16 AM
Two favorite parts to Blazzing Saddles

"Gabby Johnson is right!  Howard Johnson is right!

For some of you that don't know Howard Johnsons did start out as an ice cream parlor that advertised  "52 flavors"  While filming the town rockridge Ya hadda see the Howard Johnsons 1 flavor LOLOL.

Also....when Cleavon Little first appeared as the Sherrif with Gucci Saddlebags and running into Count Basie and his orchestra in the Desert playing "take five"

Don't forget either Mel Brooks Silent Movie......made me laugh until tears rolled from my eyes .
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Post by: Blooz on September 03, 2007, 07:28:13 AM
Waco Kid :  Well, after awhile it got to be that every piss ant prairie punk that could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. Got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word draw in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street and from behind me I hear "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just threw down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle and I've been there ever since.

Bart :   Here, have a drink.

Waco Kid :  Thanks.
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Post by: john9001 on September 03, 2007, 08:17:56 AM
"mongo like sheriff bart"
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Post by: Saxman on September 03, 2007, 09:27:00 AM
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Originally posted by Hajo
Also....when Cleavon Little first appeared as the Sherrif with Gucci Saddlebags and running into Count Basie and his orchestra in the Desert playing "take five"


They're playing April in Paris.
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Post by: Hajo on September 05, 2007, 06:34:05 AM
Nope the ending sounded like april in Paris.....but it wasn't...it was take five.
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Post by: Saxman on September 05, 2007, 07:31:11 AM
Take Five was Paul Desmond and Dave Brubeck, and I've never heard a Count Basie cover of it. It's in an entirely different meter, (5/4, which is why it's CALLED "Take Five") AND NO PART OF IT ***EVER*** sounds like April in Paris.

April in Paris (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gci_PaIZMQ)

Take Five (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDOgYw5-pNs)

Huge, huge HUGE difference.
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Post by: noTch on September 05, 2007, 08:54:51 AM
Mine and the wife's favorite part is;

Sheriff Bart:  "Are we awake?"

Waco Kid:  "We're not sure, are we black?"

Sheriff Bart:  "Yes we are"

Waco Kid:  "Then we're awake, but we're very confused"


ALSO

Waco Kid:  "Look at my hand"

Sheriff Bart:  "Steady as a rock"

Waco Kid:   "Yeah, but I shoot with this hand"
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 05, 2007, 09:00:29 AM
Native American:" Sheesh they darker than us"