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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Airscrew on September 04, 2007, 09:47:28 AM
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I was cleaning out my emails at work and ran across this from last year, I couldnt delete it without sharing it first.
QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers:
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
:lol
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funny......:lol
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The chicken crossed the road to flee the idealogical flaws of the American imperialist running dogs! The chicken is hoping to find a socialist worker's paradise, where it can lay eggs for the common good of the people and not the bourgeoisie!
Karl Marx
Hey Boroda...
BEAT YA TO IT!
68ROX
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Iraqi Prpaganda Minister:
There are no chickens crossing any roads in Iraq.
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Originally posted by Airscrew
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
:huh
:lol
Wasn't that part of the debate?
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:lol especially Rox's quip
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:rofl
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I thought the answer was ,cuz it's safetypinned to the punker!!!
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EDIT:GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just know the chicken has oil.
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Originally posted by morfiend
I thought the answer was ,cuz it's safetypinned to the punker!!!
To get away from the Ozzy Osbourne concert...
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To get away from this guy:
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LOL
Nice job eskimo.
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Originally posted by 68ROX
The chicken crossed the road to flee the idealogical flaws of the American imperialist running dogs! The chicken is hoping to find a socialist worker's paradise, where it can lay eggs for the common good of the people and not the bourgeoisie!
Karl Marx
Hey Boroda...
BEAT YA TO IT!
68ROX
So the chicken was a Democrat?
Ahh so that explains it as they cross the road all the time.
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SkyRock : " < PWNZ Chickens "
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ahhh eskimo, you kill me!
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Belive what you want.
This is fact.
It was a Quantum Time Redeliverance across a Space Threshold. A simple Span.
If anyone here ever studied ElectroGravitationalMagnifica tion EGM you'd understand the principles of the Chicken and the Road.
Crap what do they teach in these damm schools anymore.
The Chicken was ONCE "HERE"
The Chicken is NOW "THERE"
Do I have to draw a picture?
Mac
Einstein was right, yer all idiots.
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:rofl :rofl eskimo
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SIGMUND FREUD: The Chicken crossed the road because his mother was over there and he wanted to have sex.
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Originally posted by Xargos
SIGMUND FREUD: The Chicken crossed the road because his mother was over there and he wanted to have sex.
:rofl
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Holly crap Eskimo :rofl
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Captain Nilsen Fried Chicken....
"What's in yer Bucket? HaaaaaR"
:rofl
Mac
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Originally posted by Airscrew
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
RICHARD FEYNMAN: A most interesting thing about the chicken crossing the road is the fact that it simultaneuosly took all possible paths to get to the other side.