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Title: bin laden
Post by: JB88 on September 11, 2007, 02:04:58 AM
why is he still breathing?

:confused:
Title: bin laden
Post by: Jackal1 on September 11, 2007, 03:17:18 AM
It`s a natural body function.
Title: Re: bin laden
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 11, 2007, 03:38:29 AM
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Originally posted by JB88
why is he still breathing?

:confused:


Because our illustrious leader in his infinite wisdom believed that some two bit wannabe despot in the Iraqi desert was more of a threat to this country than the guy that engineered the largest mass murder in this country's history and the worst attack we've ever experienced on our soil.

Now I know why they say some village in Texas is missing their idiot.


ack-ack
Title: bin laden
Post by: MiloMorai on September 11, 2007, 04:16:15 AM
You know that they could have got him years ago during Clinton's time. He was with some 'bigwigs' from the UAE in the desert for a falcon hunt but Clinton was advised not to go after him as some of the 'bigwigs' might get hurt.
Title: bin laden
Post by: AWMac on September 11, 2007, 05:01:04 AM
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Originally posted by MiloMorai
You know that they could have got him years ago during Clinton's time. He was with some 'bigwigs' from the UAE in the desert for a falcon hunt but Clinton was advised not to go after him as some of the 'bigwigs' might get hurt.


Maybe we can nail him at Hillarys Inaugural Dinner at the White House...
He'll probably be seated next to Bill.

FTC

Mac
Title: Re: bin laden
Post by: Eagler on September 11, 2007, 06:56:15 AM
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Originally posted by JB88
why is he still breathing?

:confused:

because we haven't killed him yet
Title: bin laden
Post by: skernsk on September 11, 2007, 08:04:30 AM
I thought he got blammed in a cave in Afghanistan.
Title: bin laden
Post by: Chairboy on September 11, 2007, 08:14:20 AM
He dead.  Every time the videos reference current events, the video freezes.
Title: bin laden
Post by: lazs2 on September 11, 2007, 08:20:51 AM
I dunno... we can't even catch crooks in our country that are on the "10 most wanted" list..

If he were dead... why isn't someone collecting the reward?

lazs
Title: bin laden
Post by: moot on September 11, 2007, 09:15:16 AM
Some Medecins Sans Frontieres have said that during the days following 9/11, he could've been put down by seringe in southern Afghanistan. Several people from MSF saw bin Lad there in those weeks.
Title: bin laden
Post by: Yeager on September 11, 2007, 10:35:39 AM
Osama chided the democrats again for not ending the war in Iraq.  With friends like Osama, who needs enemies :confused:
Title: bin laden
Post by: swoose on September 11, 2007, 12:56:25 PM
Send some mothers over there. If they can find your lost socks Bin laden should be no problem. Besides the tv folks have no problem finding him.

Swoose
Title: bin laden
Post by: jhookt on September 11, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
cause Osama is on the CIA payroll.


that's the first thing i learned from hollywood


:noid
Title: bin laden
Post by: Soviet on September 11, 2007, 04:24:34 PM
because instead of going for him, the man responsible for 9/11.  We have decided to pursue a fruitless war in Iraq and remove the Taliban.  6 years later, do you feel safer?
Title: bin laden
Post by: Masherbrum on September 11, 2007, 05:17:11 PM
He is nowhere near a cave.   That notion pisses me off.   I'd pull the trigger and take his head on a stick to the Feds for the Reward and donate it to Charity.
Title: bin laden
Post by: Speed55 on September 11, 2007, 05:18:33 PM
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Originally posted by Soviet
because instead of going for him, the man responsible for 9/11.  We have decided to pursue a fruitless war in Iraq and remove the Taliban.  6 years later, do you feel safer?


Yes i do.
Title: bin laden
Post by: Curval on September 11, 2007, 05:26:10 PM
Someone on another BBS suggested we put the Mormons on the job.

She's darn "tootin" too.

I had an extremely distant relation leave me like a hundred "urgent" messages to call them back.  I did so and it turned out to be related to a family tree update.  I guess my fourth cousin ten times removed heard through the grapevine that I had married and had kids so she needed to update the family tree.  Mormons are wicked strict about their family trees apparently.

I didn't even know she was a mormon until I mentioned the incident to my father

It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.

Looooooooong pause.   She basically then thanked me and we hung up.

I think the family tree got trimmed.

:)


But, yea...put the Mormons on to Bin Laden and tell them he is a distant cousin.  They'll find the banana.
Title: bin laden
Post by: AWMac on September 11, 2007, 05:31:25 PM
:rofl
Title: bin laden
Post by: storch on September 11, 2007, 05:48:58 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
Someone on another BBS suggested we put the Mormons on the job.

She's darn "tootin" too.

I had an extremely distant relation leave me like a hundred "urgent" messages to call them back.  I did so and it turned out to be related to a family tree update.  I guess my fourth cousin ten times removed heard through the grapevine that I had married and had kids so she needed to update the family tree.  Mormons are wicked strict about their family trees apparently.

I didn't even know she was a mormon until I mentioned the incident to my father

It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.

Looooooooong pause.   She basically then thanked me and we hung up.

I think the family tree got trimmed.

:)


But, yea...put the Mormons on to Bin Laden and tell them he is a distant cousin.  They'll find the banana.
maybe she saw your avatar.
Title: bin laden
Post by: Mark Luper on September 11, 2007, 06:12:29 PM
Nice Bridge JB.

Mark
Title: bin laden
Post by: 68Wooley on September 11, 2007, 06:22:20 PM
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Originally posted by Curval


It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.

Looooooooong pause.   She basically then thanked me and we hung up.

I think the family tree got trimmed.



I'd disown any family member that shacked up with a Canadian as well   ;)
Title: bin laden
Post by: Curval on September 11, 2007, 07:21:12 PM
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Originally posted by 68Wooley
I'd disown any family member that shacked up with a Canadian as well   ;)


:aok

Beauty, eh.
Title: bin laden
Post by: Curval on September 11, 2007, 07:21:58 PM
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Originally posted by storch
maybe she saw your avatar.


I keep it there 'cause it bugs you.

*kisses*

;)
Title: bin laden
Post by: AKIron on September 11, 2007, 07:26:09 PM
He's hiding in Pakistan. Pakistan remains officially friendly to the US. If we invaded Pakistan as we did Afghanistan to get him we'd lose much more than we'd gain by snuffing the murdering bastard.
Title: bin laden
Post by: storch on September 11, 2007, 09:06:37 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
I keep it there 'cause it bugs you.

*kisses*

;)
au contraire, j'pense que et tres chic
Title: bin laden
Post by: Meatwad on September 12, 2007, 04:20:34 PM
He is currently running for president of the USA.

His name was changed from Osama to Obama