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Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: gpwurzel on September 11, 2007, 10:40:15 AM

I'm so probably going to hell for this one...(shamelessly stolen from a different forum).........apologies if its been here before:

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!



1, DANGEROUS:
2, SAFER:
3, SAFEST:
4, ULTRA SAFE:

1, What's for dinner?
2, Can I help you with dinner?
3, Where would you like to go for dinner?
4, Here, have some wine.

1, Are you wearing that?
2, Wow, you sure look good in brown!
3, WOW! Look at you!
4, Here, have some wine

1, What are you so worked up about?
2, Could we be overreacting?
3, Here's my pay check.
4, Here, have some wine.

1,Should you be eating that?
2, You know, there are a lot of apples left.
3, Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
4, Here, have some wine.

1, What did you DO all day?
2, I hope you didn't over-do it today.
3, I've always loved you in that robe!
4, Here, have some wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favourite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

:D

Wurzel

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: Phaser11 on September 11, 2007, 10:42:23 AM

YES!  :rofl

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: Maverick on September 11, 2007, 10:46:12 AM

:rofl :rofl

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 11, 2007, 10:48:45 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: Airscrew on September 11, 2007, 11:00:03 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

(i had too, some strange complusion made me do it)

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: Meatwad on September 11, 2007, 11:09:20 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I made the mistake of asking someone "What did you DO all day"

The pain went away after a couple days.....

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 11, 2007, 11:17:14 AM

unfortunatly he lost his meat and is now just a wad because of it.

Title: The Hormone Guide
Post by: Meatwad on September 11, 2007, 11:20:40 AM

Almost lost my wad too............ :cry