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Title: Twofer
Post by: Meatwad on September 13, 2007, 10:53:28 PM

Sorry, I had to share.

Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling." Within minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys. Whacha sellin'?" One businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling *** holes." Without missing a beat, he rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!"




After they finished making love, the cowboy told her about his days on the range. "It's the only life for me. In fact, I'd be happy to die with my boots on." Suddenly a car pulled into the driveway. She said, "Well, you'd better put 'em on now, Slick. That's my husband, the Sheriff!"

Title: Twofer
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 14, 2007, 08:11:37 AM

mines better,


A guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch".

Title: Twofer
Post by: AquaShrimp on September 14, 2007, 09:29:54 AM

Liam Neeson as a cowboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN9d_RJw7BE