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Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB73 on September 17, 2007, 11:55:41 PM: Man I hate bees.

at work today at my desk in the office, I get back working on the network closet, and take a sip of my soda.

OMFG the PAIN! :mad: :mad: :mad: :O :O :O

little bastage was in my soda can in the office. stung me inside the lip.

thank God I'm not allergic, but my lip is still so fat right now it's not funny.

and it still hurts like a needle is in there what 7.5 hours later. literally it hurts that bad.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

beware the bees everyone, they are nothing but evil flying demons waiting to cause pain and miserableness.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: texasmom on September 18, 2007, 12:01:41 AM: ouch!
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: SaburoS on September 18, 2007, 12:31:20 AM: Good thing you're not that alergic to bee stings.
Keep a stash of drinking straws at your desk.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: AWMac on September 18, 2007, 12:41:51 AM: Chhhhit my lipesses....

(http://www.danny-newport.com/Pics/Closeup_bee2.jpg)
Go for the Buzz!!!!

:rofl

Mac
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: Rollins on September 18, 2007, 01:44:32 AM: Here ya go JB, I think this little mashup sums it up... careful strong language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGky-qGc7fo

:lol
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: VWE on September 18, 2007, 03:26:16 AM: Its Gods way of sayin "nice job on parking the Passat"...
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB88 on September 18, 2007, 03:32:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by VWE
Its Gods way of sayin "nice job on parking the Passat"...

alright. that's enough about that. i am paying a gosh damned arm and a leg to fix that little fudge job.

jeez.

(http://www.augustradio.com/passat.jpg)

and how did you know that it was a parking mishap?
what are you some kind of offshore enlisted psychic?
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB88 on September 18, 2007, 03:37:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
alright. that's enough about that. i am paying a gosh damned arm and a leg to fix that little fudge job.

jeez.

(http://www.augustradio.com/passat.jpg)

and how did you know that it was a parking mishap?
what are you some kind of offshore enlisted psychic?

p.s. - wrong JB. but close eh 73?
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: Jackal1 on September 18, 2007, 06:37:20 AM: You boys been messin with the bees? :)

(Curious if anyone recognizes that line)
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB88 on September 18, 2007, 06:50:42 AM: "if you want to gather honey,
you don't go killing all the bees."

- johnny appleseed. joe strummer and the mescaleros.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: LEADPIG on September 18, 2007, 07:00:34 AM: Bees are proof that god hates us and wants us to wallow in misery.

Amen.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: storch on September 18, 2007, 07:04:41 AM: good thing it wasn't under the lid of the toilet seat.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: LEADPIG on September 18, 2007, 07:17:28 AM: Heard a story about a F-16 crash (not one of ours, think Netherlands or somewhere around there). These two pilots were in formation, all of a sudden the leaders plane rolled over and went outta control and plummeted into the ground. They could not find a reason. For some reason i forgot why, the investigators were questioning if a large snake or a camel spider got into the cockpit and started attacking the pilot. The planes were parked in a desert region with the canopies open. Oooouch.

On the other hand i used to fly a Piper Cub in the summer in Texas. As the plane sat in an outdoor hangar parked before flight, one of the recommended checklist items was to check under the seat for wasps nests before flight. I checked ......
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: 68ROX on September 18, 2007, 08:31:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
good thing it wasn't under the lid of the toilet seat.

You laugh...

When I was a kid and visiting familiy in NE Mississippi...they had no indoor plumbing. You went to the outhouse behind the big house. Yes....bees, wasps, yellow jackets, and dirt daubers in the summer and ROOSTERS all year round.

Roosters have a bad habit of using their sharp beaks to "PECK" at whatever appears in the hole. YIKES!!!

Hope you are feeling better JB...I hear Dimeatap helps.

68ROX
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: moot on September 18, 2007, 08:33:36 AM: When I was in primary school, this kid would boast he wasn't afraid of any sort of scary insect or animal. We asked him for proof, and sure enough, on any given occasion, even surprised (we dropped a spider in his pants, an urticary caterpillar in his afternoon nap's matress), he'd squish, stomp, and grind (and sit on, in the case of that spider) with his feet or knuckles or bare hands, or against his hips or bare abdomen nonchalantly...
Anyway the point is, it's strange how long the initial repulsive fear lasts for some people. Unless that camel spider was big and grappling the pilot's face, it'd be strange for the pilot to not realize he's panicking for long enough to crash, rather than take 5 seconds to rip the piece of crap to pieces and recover from there...

Ironicaly, that kid was attacked by a doberman a few years later, without provocation. Before then he'd use the no-fear act as a way to strut his stuff rather than informatively, but on that day he was found with his arm severed and still stomping on the dead dog.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: storch on September 18, 2007, 08:33:52 AM: I wasn't kidding. keep in mind that I'm on a construction site almost every day and the porta potty is almost sure to be visited. incidents of that nature are sometimes reported.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: moot on September 18, 2007, 08:35:38 AM: I found a lightly poisonous milliped in my shower the other day, nearly stepped on the bugger.. But then I'm in the tropics.
The worse I ever got was a pantful of red ants when I visited Venezuela as a small kid, and missed a jump over a big ant nest. Fortunately this was near a beach, so I got em all out of my underwear soon enough :D
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB73 on September 18, 2007, 08:46:07 AM: thanks for the thoughts....

VWE you are freaking me out man.

if you were talking about 88, thats just weird, because this past weekend my car broke down and my boss let me borrow her Passat.

I didn't park it bad anywhere, but do you know who I am IRL or something???? LOL

oh and my lip? still swollen bad and it still hurts

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z125/JB73Mustaine/untitled.jpg)
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: FBBone on September 18, 2007, 09:38:46 AM: Looking at the title of the thread I wondered, "What is my son up to now, and how DID he get airborne?"
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Post by: Curval on September 18, 2007, 09:43:09 AM: I had the same thing happen to me years ago while in school in the UK.

I put my soda down under a tree and went to rugby practice. Afterwards I ran over to where I put the soda down but my friend got there first and started to drink it....I ripped it out of his hands and began to drink myself when I felt the bee on my lip and then BAM!!!!!!oneeleven it stung me.

Fat lip for a few hours...but it really hurt...felt like I had been burned.
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Post by: Hornet33 on September 18, 2007, 10:03:42 AM: I feel your pain. I had that happen to me when I was on the Coast Guard Cutter Scioto. We were painting the super structure and I had put a soda down. Went back for it about 10 minutes later and got stung on the inside of my upper lip. Hurt like hell and my lip was swollen for about 10 hours which sucked because I had a date that night.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: Ripsnort on September 18, 2007, 10:09:03 AM: (http://www.b17flyinglegend.com/survivors/boeing.jpg)
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB73 on September 18, 2007, 11:01:48 AM: You guys are talking a few to 10 hours swelling...

here I am at hour 19 and the swelling is just as bad as 1/2 hour after I was stung :(

pain isn't there as much, but I am feeling effects from the Benadryl, and my arthritis is making me achy all over.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: Maverick on September 18, 2007, 11:22:27 AM: Sorry to see you got nailed like that. I have to be very careful about bee and wasp stings as I am allergic to the lil bastages. It's an instant trip to the hospital if I get stung.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: moot on September 18, 2007, 11:22:36 AM: Are you sure you're not allergic at all?
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: Yknurd on September 18, 2007, 12:35:41 PM: Dr. Drunky recommends you drive heavily and don't call me in the morning.

That'll be $50.

Next!
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB88 on September 18, 2007, 02:28:48 PM: (http://www.augustradio.com/fixed.jpg)

looks like it is starting to heal up nicely.

yours truly,

88
photoplastic surgeon.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: Curval on September 18, 2007, 02:53:38 PM: Get a shave ya bum!
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: RedTop on September 18, 2007, 04:47:45 PM: <---Highly allergic to bees...yellowjackets...wasps. ...hornets...even ants if i get stung enough.

I have a bee sting kit and benydril in the golf bag just for thigs like that.

I got stung as a kid by 7 yellowjackets in the eye. Almost died from that..

And JB? been there doen that and went home from the putting green one day when i took a sip of Dr. Pepper only to have my mouth LIT UP.

feel for ya bro.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: JB73 on September 18, 2007, 07:21:09 PM: LOL 88...

thanks for the sympathies all, it is not swelling much now finally 24 hours later...

it still feels like I just left the dentist and numb, but it isn't pulsing or anything and doesn't hurt any more.

RedTop, I thought I remembered that from golfing, you mentioned something like that in grapevine.

moot: I don't know. last time I was stunk I was 6 or 7 t my grandmas in the woods. 2 times on the leg from stepping on a nest. those were little bumps like bad mosquito bites then went away with some ice. but that was almost 30 years ago.
Title: F Bee's little flying spawn of satan
Post by: moot on September 19, 2007, 06:48:22 AM: You should have it checked out if you get a chance. I've had allergies disappear and others develop over time.