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Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: 1K3 on September 18, 2007, 02:47:22 AM
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070917/od_nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=Ajwphb1nKyObkU1_8QFIjvus0NUE

:eek:
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Xargos on September 18, 2007, 04:17:22 AM
It's Voodoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn0CnVGWmGE)
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: JB88 on September 18, 2007, 04:35:15 AM
breath in.

breath in.

i'm coming back again.
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Pooh21 on September 18, 2007, 08:18:45 AM
See here (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215415) for a rational explanation of this event
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: lazs2 on September 18, 2007, 08:23:42 AM
socialized medicine.

lazs
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: john9001 on September 18, 2007, 08:36:09 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
socialized medicine.

lazs


:rofl
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Post by: Maverick on September 18, 2007, 11:34:15 AM
They never saw the proper way to do it as shown in Monte Python.

"Bring out yer dead" CLANG!
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Ripsnort on September 18, 2007, 12:29:45 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
socialized medicine.

lazs
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Eagler on September 18, 2007, 12:30:14 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
socialized medicine.

lazs


exactly what I was thinking when I saw it on drudge earlier .. they can't even tell if you are breathing or not LOL
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Charge on September 18, 2007, 12:52:52 PM
"socialized medicine."

That is really funny, what a stupid comment.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

-C+
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: MotorOil1 on September 18, 2007, 12:57:22 PM
I don't want to hear anyone complain about their medical system. Unless of course you're from Venezuela.
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: jhookt on September 18, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
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Originally posted by MotorOil1
I don't want to hear anyone complain about their medical system. Unless of course you're from Venezuela.



what are you talking about? did you read the article? they bring people back from the dead in Venezuela.
Title: Re: You won't believe this...
Post by: Holden McGroin on September 18, 2007, 01:15:29 PM
I don't believe it.:)
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Denholm on September 18, 2007, 01:19:53 PM
Cannibals?
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: B@tfinkV on September 18, 2007, 01:30:16 PM
he should be thankfull they didnt get as far as disecting the genitals.

search HERE (http://www.filecabi.net) for the footage of a real autopsy, if you have the stomach...
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Speed55 on September 18, 2007, 01:37:11 PM
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i128/speed55/returndead03.jpg)

More Brains!
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: MotorOil1 on September 18, 2007, 04:13:43 PM
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Originally posted by jhookt
what are you talking about? did you read the article? they bring people back from the dead in Venezuela.


lol, sorry, I put my voodoo glasses on for the second read.  We need to get their system in North America.

:lol
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Post by: McFarland on September 18, 2007, 05:25:02 PM
This is possible, just very rare. There have been cases where people were thought dead but weren't. This is due to the fact that the breathing and heartbeat were so slow and shallow, that they couldn't be detected with normal equipment. This can happen from various things, poisons, toxins (pufferfish has been known to do this), bad accidents, etc. This is also the reason people were often buried with bells years ago.
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Post by: DYNAMITE on September 18, 2007, 07:08:24 PM
Is that anywhere near here???
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2007091...ruhealthoffbeat

Just like i said in the Zombie Apocalypse thread... ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE!!! :noid
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Maverick on September 18, 2007, 07:26:19 PM
You know this is just Chavez setting his reign up to not just for life but past death as well.

:O :noid
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: BlueJ1 on September 18, 2007, 09:11:53 PM
I smell a lawsuit.
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2007, 09:17:21 PM
You not dead?


DOH! :D
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Masherbrum on September 18, 2007, 09:20:58 PM
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Originally posted by Pooh21
See here (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215415) for a rational explanation of this event
one aspect if you believe in Voodoo, I don't so.  

My buddy in 1997 was on his way to work at Monrovia Nursery in Dayton, OR.    His 1987 escort was flattened by a Lifted Toyota that rolled over the car.   3 paramedics declared him dead.   A 4th jumped in, refusing to accept it.   He found a VERY WEAK pulse.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on September 18, 2007, 09:21:29 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
You not dead?


DOH! :D


Nope. Now you gotta find a new corpse you necrophiliac.   :p
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: texasmom on September 18, 2007, 09:40:47 PM
Saw an episode of Firefly something like that. Bet it was quite the shock for the poor guy!
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Post by: AKIron on September 18, 2007, 09:41:50 PM
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Originally posted by texasmom
Saw an episode of Firefly something like that. Bet it was quite the shock for the poor guy!


What a great series and the movie was good too. I don't get why both flopped.
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Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2007, 10:06:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
Nope. Now you gotta find a new corpse you necrophiliac.   :p



Where am I gonna find one at this hour
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: BlueJ1 on September 18, 2007, 10:44:50 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Where am I gonna find one at this hour


H2H arena...oh wait...
Title: You won't believe this...
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2007, 10:47:04 PM
Maybe I can lure one of them into the thread



*BOOM*   Good squeaker :)