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Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: xBishsquaddie on September 25, 2007, 05:01:25 PM: RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

2) RANK doesn't matter! Only K/D Ratio matters

3) Bomber pilots are dweebs

4) This game is to develop Air Combat Manuvers, thats why I stay in MA... I think DA is lame.

5) Zeke pilot to F6F "Why do you always HO"

6) Lancasters are not suppose to fly so low when you bomb!

7) Goon being chased by 2 enemy pilots, goon bails...enemy pilots "what a dweeb for bailing out of goon"

8) Chasing Bingo-Ammo Pony, "look at the Run stang"

9) Only reason you got the kill was I hit the mountain

10) Trikky (of 99Gspots) : why do the Knits always Horde?

11) Eaglehrt (of Soar): we are an Honorable squad

12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

13) The Lynchmob: we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi: I love America

15) Response to any new player on Bishop Country.... "you have to press ALT+F4"
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Carwash on September 25, 2007, 05:07:39 PM: Pretty funny, but I suspect you change a few names and that fits all countries.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Latrobe on September 25, 2007, 05:10:06 PM: K/D ratio doesn't matter either. Just fly and have fun.

Also, #14 doesn't make sense. leave bish because Ghi loves America?? :huh

If you don't like a country then leave it and go to another one, there are 2 others. There's no need to post a thread saying "this country sucks", some people actually like flying for bish for those reasons just like people fly nits because of the "eny never affects them" factor and people fly rooks because we're all crazy a** pilots whom, amazingly, you can learn from :D .
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: trax1 on September 25, 2007, 05:19:18 PM: #8 doesn't make sense, I think either the pilot type it wrong, or you read it wrong, how would he know the pony he's chasing was bingo ammo? I think what he was saying was he was bingo ammo and chasing a pony.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: kennyhayes on September 25, 2007, 05:22:28 PM: hmmmmmmm
i on bisops but i don;t suck just don;t play much hmmmm
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Donzo on September 25, 2007, 05:50:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kennyhayes
hmmmmmmm
i on bisops but i don;t suck just don;t play much hmmmm

hmmmmmm...that's nice
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: The Fugitive on September 25, 2007, 06:03:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kennyhayes
hmmmmmmm
i on bisops but i don;t suck just don;t play much hmmmm

16) Bishops can't type.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 25, 2007, 06:04:18 PM: 17) They taste like chicken
Title: It's all the same
Post by: TalonX on September 25, 2007, 06:38:48 PM: Don't think it matters, it doesn't. The complaints are the same on all sides.

That said, the good outweighs the bad...don't get sucked into believing the grass is greener....it's not.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 25, 2007, 06:51:13 PM: 1 - 15 don't make sense either.

If you think there's really any difference in the countries, you probably don't get outside enough.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Spikes on September 25, 2007, 06:53:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
1 - 15 don't make sense either.

If you think there's really any difference in the countries, you probably don't get outside enough.

Agreed.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: redman555 on September 25, 2007, 06:56:16 PM: and this is said by a noob?:D :lol
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2007, 07:00:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

13) The Lynchmob: we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi: I love America

Please elaborate on #13 and #14.:rolleyes:
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: 1Boner on September 25, 2007, 07:22:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

2) RANK doesn't matter! Only K/D Ratio matters

3) Bomber pilots are dweebs

4) This game is to develop Air Combat Manuvers, thats why I stay in MA... I think DA is lame.

5) Zeke pilot to F6F "Why do you always HO"

6) Lancasters are not suppose to fly so low when you bomb!

7) Goon being chased by 2 enemy pilots, goon bails...enemy pilots "what a dweeb for bailing out of goon"

8) Chasing Bingo-Ammo Pony, "look at the Run stang"

9) Only reason you got the kill was I hit the mountain

10) Trikky (of 99Gspots) : why do the Knits always Horde?

11) Eaglehrt (of Soar): we are an Honorable squad

12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

13) The Lynchmob: we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi: I love America

15) Response to any new player on Bishop Country.... "you have to press ALT+F4"

Absolutely Speechless,

Boner
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Saxman on September 25, 2007, 07:50:01 PM: Well, there IS one difference...

When was the last time a rook or knight was on the news for molesting choir boys?

:D :D :D :D

*Ducks and covers*
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Vad on September 25, 2007, 08:04:43 PM: 15 reasons to leave and only one reason to stay: free chat with Betty
:)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: DamnedRen on September 25, 2007, 08:16:41 PM: No offense meant to you but who cares? Fly in as many countries for as many days you like as long as you are having fun! :)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: fungi987 on September 25, 2007, 08:19:38 PM: GHI is Canadian silly :rolleyes:
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Masherbrum on September 25, 2007, 08:26:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by fungi987
GHI is Canadian silly :rolleyes:
and Romanian before Canadian.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Morpheus on September 25, 2007, 08:46:54 PM: You dont really think that this sort of stuff is only said on the bish side? Do you?

Pretty weak troll. I give it a 1 out of 10.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: B@tfinkV on September 25, 2007, 08:52:00 PM: hey morpheus, come now, lets give it a 2/10 for the fact that the thread starter is a self proclaimed shade account 'acting his revenge' on his ex squad and 'country'.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: xBishsquaddie on September 25, 2007, 08:54:30 PM: Should have read "ghi's love for America" - spoken in a sarcastic voice.

Ask em if he likes America.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Bronk on September 25, 2007, 08:55:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
hey morpheus, come now, lets give it a 2/10 for the fact that the thread starter is a self proclaimed shade account 'acting his revenge' on his ex squad and 'country'.

1 good reason to have in game tied to bbs.---------------->xBishsquaddie

Bronk
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: xBishsquaddie on September 25, 2007, 08:58:08 PM: Well, I am associated to the Birds of Prey BBS: click this link and scroll down 1/2 way :)

http://www.bops.us/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=Private
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Donzo on September 25, 2007, 08:59:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Well, I am associated to the Birds of Prey BBS: click this link

http://www.bops.us/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=Private

:huh

You posted a link to a BBS? What does that prove?

edit: Duh, my bad...it proves that you are an idiot...sorry for the confusion.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Bronk on September 25, 2007, 09:00:25 PM: Why shade? Just post in game name.
What boogie man going to get ya or something?

Bronk
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Max on September 25, 2007, 09:17:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

Go where the grass grows greener. Your post is childish.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 25, 2007, 09:44:01 PM: forgot to add #16 xBishsquaddie

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: USRanger on September 25, 2007, 09:47:13 PM: This twerp has been a troll since he first showed up. He really needs to take a flying leap.
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 25, 2007, 10:27:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:
12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.
:huh
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: RATTFINK on September 25, 2007, 10:31:42 PM: I think someone has issues :huh

(http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/pbhomepage/Laughter%20OR%20Smile/Smile_small-1.jpg)

:cry :aok
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: RATTFINK on September 25, 2007, 10:43:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saxman
Well, there IS one difference...

When was the last time a rook or knight was on the news for molesting choir boys?

:D :D :D :D

*Ducks and covers*

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lmao-new.jpg)

(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7891/oaclassicubrevmergedxg7.png)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: sgt203 on September 26, 2007, 02:43:47 AM: Crawl back under the bridge

And Ratt dude you and these pics lmao
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: 5PointOh on September 26, 2007, 08:41:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:
13) The Lynchmob: we don't hang out in Mid War.
Please tell me where you heard this? I am very curious? Because we do like to the early and mid war arenas. So please enlighten me on which one of our squad members said this?:huh
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: RATTFINK on September 26, 2007, 10:25:47 AM: 5.0, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE avatar :D :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Stang on September 26, 2007, 10:41:47 AM: :lol

Thanks for the laugh.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: 5PointOh on September 26, 2007, 11:01:02 AM: It was inspired by Furballs "NOOK". It makes me chuckle just watching it. Glad I could make some of you guys laugh.:aok
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: WaRLoCkL on September 26, 2007, 11:13:23 AM: There is only suttle differences in countries, but certain few on each side are lame, especally the ones that choose to talk about ALT f4 instead of trying to help a new pilot out.

What makes a good country is the amount of people willing to help each other out and working together. thats really the only difference the personalitys are about the same, The alt f-4 and Ho tarding and name callint still continues on every other country, maybe not as much,

I have 2 allied squads from the bishops who have migrated over to rooks and swear up and down they will never go back, so maybe bishops do need some teamwork going on, the only time i really see them make advancment on the battlefield is when BIRDS of PREYS are on
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: jhookt on September 26, 2007, 12:45:14 PM: good bait

too bad none of them are keepers
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: AWMac on September 26, 2007, 01:22:50 PM: quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:
12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

:huh

Wait wasn't this xBishsquaddie the same one that got booted from the BoP then had a hissy fit with RPM on the BBS?

:rofl

Mac
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: 5PointOh on September 26, 2007, 01:29:32 PM: I think one of the Lynchmobbers might have vulched him a couple times too. Now I know why we got thrown into it. Don't up from a capped field!:rofl :aok
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Latrobe on September 26, 2007, 01:34:52 PM: "You noob! How dare you and your 25 other friends VULCH ME! You rae suppose to let me get up so I can kill you all you dumb NOOB!!! OMG YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!! What did I just say! I can own all you stupid noooobs!"

^^^^
This about right?? :lol
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Rich46yo on September 26, 2007, 01:36:32 PM: I just hanger-on'ed a mission with the Rooks. I must say it was very professional and respectful on the VOX and was just my style. I stayed out of their way and then bombed with my B-26s.

I guess a big problem is there are only a few airplanes I like to fly and they are almost never included in missions. Or, they are flown in ways I dont like to fly them. Like B-24s at 4,000'.

Still, even if your not in them, its nice to see missions being organized. They appear to be very effective.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: TwentyFo on September 26, 2007, 01:56:45 PM: xBishSquaddie...please defend yourself. You can't start one of these threads and not participate. :O
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: VansCrew1 on September 26, 2007, 01:58:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

2) RANK doesn't matter! Only K/D Ratio matters

3) Bomber pilots are dweebs

4) This game is to develop Air Combat Manuvers, thats why I stay in MA... I think DA is lame.

5) Zeke pilot to F6F "Why do you always HO"

6) Lancasters are not suppose to fly so low when you bomb!

7) Goon being chased by 2 enemy pilots, goon bails...enemy pilots "what a dweeb for bailing out of goon"

8) Chasing Bingo-Ammo Pony, "look at the Run stang"

9) Only reason you got the kill was I hit the mountain

10) Trikky (of 99Gspots) : why do the Knits always Horde?

11) Eaglehrt (of Soar): we are an Honorable squad

12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

13) The Lynchmob: we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi: I love America

15) Response to any new player on Bishop Country.... "you have to press ALT+F4"

the SHADES STRIKE AGAIN!!!

ps.STFU noob
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Laurie on September 26, 2007, 02:02:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Carwash
Pretty funny, but I suspect you change a few names and that fits all countries.
;)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Latrobe on September 26, 2007, 02:10:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by TwentyFo
xBishSquaddie...please defend yourself. You can't start one of these threads and not participate. :O

He's probly using a double-Shade account to watch this thread without anyone noticing.......or he's in the fetal postion watching posts pop up on here saying to himself "No more. No more"
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Donzo on September 26, 2007, 02:38:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:
12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

:huh

Wait wasn't this xBishsquaddie the same one that got booted from the BoP then had a hissy fit with RPM on the BBS?

:rofl

Mac

No.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Bronk on September 26, 2007, 03:13:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Donzo
No.

Enlighten us so we may all laugh that much harder at him.

:D

Bronk
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: USRanger on September 26, 2007, 03:42:39 PM: Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 26, 2007, 05:14:51 PM: How do we know she's a witch?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 26, 2007, 06:00:39 PM: Well, she turned me into a newt.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 26, 2007, 06:58:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Grits
Well, she turned me into a newt.
Turned you into a newt?

<>
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 26, 2007, 07:01:43 PM: I got better.

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 26, 2007, 07:15:59 PM: [brief pause]

BURN 'ER ANYWAY!!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: RATTFINK on September 26, 2007, 11:02:55 PM: Again...

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u7/rattfink31/islandofmisfittoyswtf.jpg)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 27, 2007, 12:33:26 AM: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: betty on September 27, 2007, 07:41:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vad
15 reasons to leave and only one reason to stay: free chat with Betty
:)

lol so u think that is free huh? i have a deal worked out with Hitech, he has all your credit card numbers...hehe

jk of course but it sounded good for a moment ;)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: uberhun on September 27, 2007, 08:24:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by betty
lol so u think that is free huh? i have a deal worked out with Hitech, he has all your credit card numbers...hehe

jk of course but it sounded good for a moment ;)

I got your number betty!
LOL:aok
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: doc1kelley on September 27, 2007, 08:44:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Donzo
No.

NO? Just how do you know? I do know he's the one who said in earlier post that he left bishland because the Bops talked too harshley for his ears on our vox. I suspect that he was indeed the one who was booted from the Bops long ago. Just wished he grew more than a set of BB's and climb out from under his shades rock and just be a man about his rants and raves. On the other hand, it just could be Storchetta. (ROFLOL)

All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: xBishsquaddie on September 27, 2007, 09:13:36 AM: Funny thing is....

I speak to you DOC(Awdoc1) each time you're online.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: VonMessa on September 27, 2007, 09:21:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Should have read "ghi's love for America" - spoken in a sarcastic voice.

Ask em if he likes America.

No offense to GHI VOOLCH! But.....
Whosoever does not like America is free to leave.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: BaldEagl on September 27, 2007, 09:30:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by doc1kelley
Just wished he grew more than a set of BB's and climb out from under his shades rock and just be a man about his rants and raves.

There's no sense in trying to make a child, which he obviously is, into a man prematurely. It's just a shame we have to be the babysitters.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: doc1kelley on September 27, 2007, 10:06:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Funny thing is....

I speak to you DOC(Awdoc1) each time you're online.

Well I know that can't be true because I'm usually online when the vast majority of Bops aren't online and never when a squaddie is online on a regular basis. If you're so sure of yourself, just do it... Come out of the closet. Your post of the Bops message board was a public access area even though it was under the old "Private Bop information", as that had been superceeded with another access message board several years ago. Well anyways, have a great time with your trolls and tales.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 27, 2007, 11:42:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by VonMessa
No offense to GHI VOOLCH! But.....
Whosoever does not like America is free to leave.

~~I might be mistaken, but as far as I know, Ghi doesn't live in America, but rather Canada. I don't understand this reference.~~
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Hap on September 27, 2007, 11:47:00 AM: The talking heads on the BBS. It's human answer syndrome. I do because I can. Relevancy NYET!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Tiger on September 27, 2007, 12:01:19 PM: The #1 reason to leave the Bish is....... Because you are uselss and we don't want you here anyway.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: VonMessa on September 27, 2007, 12:21:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
I might be mistaken, but as far as I know, Ghi doesn't live in America, but rather Canada. I don't understand this reference.

Well, :o Didn't know that. I just know how to say VOOLCH

Statement stilll stays the same, and if thats the case, keep the Canadian money in Canada. And for pete's sake don't come across the border and buy tax free textiles in Pennsylvania
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: AWMac on September 27, 2007, 03:48:36 PM: xBishsquaddie...

(http://super-genius.org/images/flamed.jpg)
:rofl

Mac
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 27, 2007, 03:55:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Funny thing is....

I speak to you DOC(Awdoc1) each time you're online.

That really speaks ill of your character. I don't mean because you talk to Doc (hehe) but because you obviously talk to him under another name and that he doesn't know is actually you. You then come on the boards and blast him and his squadron for their behavior on their tuned squadron channel.

You are clearly a two faced ass. No wonder why you have to hide behind a shade name.

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: xBishsquaddie on September 27, 2007, 04:18:38 PM: Bishops, your responses have been predictable.

Your condescending attitudes come through even on the BBS. Do you ever ask why Bishops are the armpit country on AH? If we ever go to (2) countries, I think it wise to cut out the cancer.... I vote we dissolve the Bishops country and dilute their poison. Now thats a great idea!

nuff said?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Bronk on September 27, 2007, 04:26:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
I'm a tard.

nuff said?

Yea that looks just about right.

Bronk
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: TwentyFo on September 27, 2007, 06:17:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Bishops, your responses have been predictable.

Your condescending attitudes come through even on the BBS. Do you ever ask why Bishops are the armpit country on AH? If we ever go to (2) countries, I think it wise to cut out the cancer.... I vote we dissolve the Bishops country and dilute their poison. Now thats a great idea!

nuff said?

This is not just a Bishop thing. I hope you've noticed that people from Rooks and Knights are hammering you too. :aok
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 27, 2007, 07:33:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Grits
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
There are? What are they?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 27, 2007, 07:49:07 PM: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 27, 2007, 07:53:21 PM: Burn them.

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: crims on September 27, 2007, 08:06:11 PM: Well how can we tell if she is a Witch ........

Throw her into the water if she Floats she's a Witch.

Well A Duck Floats

She's a DUCK

No she's a Witch :huh

Crims

479th Raiders FG

< Sorry long day >:lol
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 27, 2007, 08:40:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by crims
Well how can we tell if she is a Witch ........

Throw her into the water if she Floats she's a Witch.

Well A Duck Floats

She's a DUCK

No she's a Witch :huh

Crims

479th Raiders FG

< Sorry long day >:lol
Must be a long day, because you've jumped ahead of the narrative . . . tsk tsk tsk. How impatient of you.

Your line was supposed to be, "And what do you burn apart from witches?"
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 27, 2007, 09:05:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by E25280
Your line was supposed to be, "And what do you burn apart from witches?"

More witches!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 27, 2007, 09:10:31 PM: Wood.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 27, 2007, 09:17:56 PM: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 27, 2007, 09:29:13 PM: Because they're made of... wood?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 27, 2007, 09:31:55 PM: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 27, 2007, 09:36:39 PM: can you get splinters from a witch?:huh
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: REP0MAN on September 27, 2007, 09:37:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Burn her....
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 27, 2007, 09:51:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 27, 2007, 09:56:29 PM: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 27, 2007, 09:58:35 PM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh . . . <>
Title: Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E2hawkeye on September 27, 2007, 10:07:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

2) RANK doesn't matter! Only K/D Ratio matters

3) Bomber pilots are dweebs

4) This game is to develop Air Combat Manuvers, thats why I stay in MA... I think DA is lame.

5) Zeke pilot to F6F "Why do you always HO"

6) Lancasters are not suppose to fly so low when you bomb!

7) Goon being chased by 2 enemy pilots, goon bails...enemy pilots "what a dweeb for bailing out of goon"

8) Chasing Bingo-Ammo Pony, "look at the Run stang"

9) Only reason you got the kill was I hit the mountain

10) Trikky (of 99Gspots) : why do the Knits always Horde?

11) Eaglehrt (of Soar): we are an Honorable squad

12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

13) The Lynchmob: we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi: I love America

15) Response to any new player on Bishop Country.... "you have to press ALT+F4"
/whay Quote names??
Title: speiillen bea
Post by: E2hawkeye on September 27, 2007, 10:09:46 PM: so what we aint all done sre learnins cause we spllin incorectly dont make us bad peoples:lol
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Gwjr2 on September 27, 2007, 10:50:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saxman
Well, there IS one difference...

When was the last time a rook or knight was on the news for molesting choir boys?

:D :D :D :D

*Ducks and covers*

Last Tuesday :eek:
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: RELIC on September 28, 2007, 01:10:13 AM: LOL I don't think this thread is going the way he wanted.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 28, 2007, 02:49:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by E25280
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh . . . <>

Does wood sink in water?

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: VonMessa on September 28, 2007, 06:51:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Does wood sink in water?

ack-ack

No...... It floats!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 28, 2007, 09:05:03 AM: Throw her into the pond!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: doc1kelley on September 28, 2007, 09:17:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
I might be mistaken, but as far as I know, Ghi doesn't live in America, but rather Canada. I don't understand this reference.

Actually he does live in Canada, he drives through the US all the time. Anyways, Isn't Canada just a suburb of the US? (Just kidding to my Canadian buds).

All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: doc1kelley on September 28, 2007, 09:27:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Bishops, your responses have been predictable.

Your condescending attitudes come through even on the BBS. Do you ever ask why Bishops are the armpit country on AH? If we ever go to (2) countries, I think it wise to cut out the cancer.... I vote we dissolve the Bishops country and dilute their poison. Now thats a great idea!

nuff said?

Actually a lot of the responses to you have not been from Bishops but from long timer Knight and Rook folks that know a skunk when they smell one. Your actions speak highly of a character flaw that you seem to possess, it's called "Immaturity".

All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1

PS.. My prescription for you is to get a frigging life!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: VonMessa on September 28, 2007, 11:01:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
Bishops, your responses have been predictable.

Your condescending attitudes come through even on the BBS. Do you ever ask why Bishops are the armpit country on AH? If we ever go to (2) countries, I think it wise to cut out the cancer.... I vote we dissolve the Bishops country and dilute their poison. Now thats a great idea!

nuff said?

I always thought Jersey was the armpit. to my friends across the river.

Xbish, regarding your dissolve the Bishops and dilute their poison....
Do you happen to be any relation to a certain short Austrian with a toothbrush moustache, greasy forelock, and a HUGE inferiority complex? Just wondering because a statement like that, whether or not in reference to a cartoon country or not, is a definition for a very ugly word..... Genocide. Regardless if it is a game or not (I just found out that all of this is indeed, not real), vemon such as yours even on this BBS for a game gives insight to the true nature of your character. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to observe your true colors so we can now have empirical and undisputed evidence of who you are.

Remember, integrity can be summed up very simply... It is not how you act around others, but how you conduct yourself when you don't think anyone is watching.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 28, 2007, 12:23:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
Throw her into the pond!

No, no. What else floats in water?

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: VonMessa on September 28, 2007, 12:50:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
No, no. What else floats in water?

ack-ack

Very small rocks!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 28, 2007, 01:46:20 PM: Cider.

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: BMathis on September 28, 2007, 01:57:14 PM: (http://www.belowthebeltshow.com/images/btbboys/chachi/homeless4.jpg)

^ ^ ^ xbish ^ ^ ^
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 28, 2007, 08:08:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
No, no. What else floats in water?

ack-ack
Bread!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 28, 2007, 08:13:57 PM: Apples!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 28, 2007, 08:25:06 PM: Cherries!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 28, 2007, 08:29:11 PM: Mud!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 28, 2007, 08:30:42 PM: Uh . . . Churches! Churches!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 28, 2007, 08:39:52 PM: Lead!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 28, 2007, 09:52:10 PM: poo?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 28, 2007, 10:29:12 PM: A duck!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 28, 2007, 10:33:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Grits
A duck!
duck poo?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 28, 2007, 10:40:31 PM: Dude. Read this. (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-05.htm)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 28, 2007, 11:24:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Grits
A duck!

Oooh.

ack-ack
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 28, 2007, 11:25:49 PM: i get it:rofl
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 28, 2007, 11:34:12 PM: And, that's a wrap. Lock it Skuzzy.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: doc1kelley on September 29, 2007, 09:24:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Grits
Dude. Read this. (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-05.htm)

Um something's not right here...

WITCH:
It's a fair cop.

It should have stated : Is she fertile?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: crims on September 29, 2007, 02:58:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
And, that's a wrap. Lock it Skuzzy.

Shocked its not locked yet :O :noid :noid :noid

Crims

479th Raiders FG
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 29, 2007, 03:48:05 PM: I thought locking it at "A duck!" would have been perfect.

Anyway, let's try another scene.

(http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/03_peasn.jpg)

Old woman!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 03:52:23 PM: man!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 29, 2007, 05:46:32 PM: Old Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 05:56:09 PM: I'm 37!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 29, 2007, 06:00:03 PM: What?!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 06:00:27 PM: I'm 37, I'm not old!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 29, 2007, 06:52:34 PM: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 06:55:27 PM: You could say "Dennis"...
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Spikes on September 29, 2007, 07:05:29 PM: :rolleyes:
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: E25280 on September 29, 2007, 07:30:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SpikesX
:rolleyes:
Something wrong with your eyes, there, Spikes?

Erm . . . Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 07:42:07 PM: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: xBishsquaddie on September 29, 2007, 10:14:39 PM: keep post TITLE at Top
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 10:28:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
keep post TITLE at Top
:huh
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: BMathis on September 29, 2007, 11:26:41 PM: (http://www.belowthebeltshow.com/images/btbboys/chachi/homeless4.jpg)

^ ^ ^ xbish ^ ^ ^
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: viper215 on September 29, 2007, 11:29:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by evenhaim
:huh

I think he wants us to bump his lame troll lol:rolleyes:
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: lagger86 on September 29, 2007, 11:32:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by bnasty
(http://www.belowthebeltshow.com/images/btbboys/chachi/homeless4.jpg)

^ ^ ^ xbish ^ ^ ^

Those are sasquatches that shaved themselves and are looking for some cash to buy themselves winter supplies like liquor and penthouse's.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 30, 2007, 01:07:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
I r metardd
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Donzo on September 30, 2007, 03:48:11 AM: What happened to the BK website?

oh, and quah.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 30, 2007, 08:59:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Donzo
What happened to the BK website?

I dont know but I think it was a dumb idea putting Superdud's picture on the main page.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: viper215 on September 30, 2007, 09:22:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Donzo
What happened to the BK website?

oh, and quah.

They run the bookclub now apparently:aok I like that sight
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 30, 2007, 09:37:31 AM: We need books, we are trying to teach hub to read.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 30, 2007, 11:56:28 AM: i thought hub was already edamacated by his hieness superdud :rofl
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Grits on September 30, 2007, 12:24:55 PM: Reedin iz phundimentil
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: hubsonfire on September 30, 2007, 12:42:14 PM: Buks r gud.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: evenhaim on September 30, 2007, 12:42:37 PM: CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!!
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Wes14 on September 30, 2007, 12:50:00 PM: ill park this here if its needed...(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z283/MercenaryAXIII/smartass.gif)

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z283/MercenaryAXIII/Whambulance.jpg)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: betty on October 04, 2007, 10:43:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
Throw her into the pond!

throw who in the pond???

<--innocent look
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: storch on October 04, 2007, 11:39:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by evenhaim
CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!!
knowledge is potential power, applied knowledge is power (as it were)
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Tiger on October 04, 2007, 11:49:06 AM: what the $#&^$&#$#&*^$*#* happened to this thread?
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Latrobe on October 04, 2007, 12:17:51 PM: I think it's time Skuzzy shot this thread.
Title: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
Post by: Tiger on October 04, 2007, 12:32:21 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/743_1114235247_skuzzyluv.jpg)