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Post by: Estel on September 29, 2007, 04:41:13 PM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/Elly_Estel/Van/carabine.jpg)
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Post by: Wolfala on September 29, 2007, 04:42:57 PM
"Midget Militia"
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Post by: john9001 on September 29, 2007, 04:47:01 PM
"give me all your candy......and your shirt"
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Post by: Panzzer on September 29, 2007, 04:52:18 PM
We have a saying here in Finland, "Once you learn to cycle you'll never forget how to" - I've no idea if that universal or not, but that's what I'll use for this one.
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Post by: Jack16 on September 29, 2007, 05:24:27 PM
Behold! Rambolet!
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Post by: Wes14 on September 29, 2007, 05:31:39 PM
a picture of Pyro when he was 10.

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Post by: Torque on September 29, 2007, 05:36:24 PM
'dude... i'm getting a dell... '
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Post by: BlueJ1 on September 29, 2007, 05:50:17 PM
"Momma, you cut my hair into a mullet one more time and I swear your gona get it."
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Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 05:58:09 PM
"shawks son?"
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Post by: Maniac on September 29, 2007, 05:59:38 PM
Osama Bin Trailer Trash
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Post by: Latrobe on September 29, 2007, 06:11:43 PM
'"ALA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!"
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Post by: eagl on September 29, 2007, 06:11:44 PM
The telling thing about that photo, to me anyhow, is the dent in the door of the car.  It would cost maybe $30 for a professional to pull that dent out, but they never bothered.  Instead, they've got a gun that costs a few hundred bucks.

The thing is, if you drive around a beat up car, people automatically lose respect for you and your vehicle.  They lose any thoughts of consideration for you or your ride, increasing the chance that they'll cut you off or add another dent.  Hell, it's already beat up so what's another dent?  And if they're too poor to pay $30 to fix the dent, they don't have insurance either so they won't even report an accident since that would mean loss of license for driving without insurance.

:huh
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Post by: eagl on September 29, 2007, 06:12:32 PM
Oh yea, nice mullet too.
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Post by: SirLoin on September 29, 2007, 07:41:43 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
Oh yea, nice mullet too.




SHAwkJr
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Post by: evenhaim on September 29, 2007, 07:56:04 PM
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Originally posted by evenhaim
"shawks son?"
sirlion got beat to it by hlaf a thread :)
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Post by: E25280 on September 29, 2007, 09:01:43 PM
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Originally posted by Estel
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/Elly_Estel/Van/carabine.jpg)
He's back.  And this time . . . it's personal.




SERENITY II
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Post by: Boroda on September 30, 2007, 05:08:22 PM
Elected parliament members - one step forward I say!!!
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Post by: Boroda on September 30, 2007, 05:21:13 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
The telling thing about that photo, to me anyhow, is the dent in the door of the car.  It would cost maybe $30 for a professional to pull that dent out, but they never bothered.  Instead, they've got a gun that costs a few hundred bucks.

The thing is, if you drive around a beat up car, people automatically lose respect for you and your vehicle.  They lose any thoughts of consideration for you or your ride, increasing the chance that they'll cut you off or add another dent.  Hell, it's already beat up so what's another dent?  And if they're too poor to pay $30 to fix the dent, they don't have insurance either so they won't even report an accident since that would mean loss of license for driving without insurance.

:huh


Here everyone is just afraid of a beat up car. And a "beat up car" means that it's a 20 years old Lada with a Moslim driver where windows are fixed with "scotch" tape and the hull is so rusty that you simply can't see the previous dents.

About two years ago I got so ****ing drunk that I had to get a "shahid-taxi", and that driver who could barely speak Russian called me next evening and tried to make me pay for his broken windshied, he said I have broken it beating my head against a dashboard.
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Post by: mensa180 on September 30, 2007, 05:23:52 PM
lazs
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Post by: Russian on September 30, 2007, 05:32:24 PM
Styling in Puma with a AK. Looks like a nice childhood.
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Post by: FBplmmr on September 30, 2007, 05:37:05 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
The telling thing about that photo, to me anyhow, is the dent in the door of the car.  It would cost maybe $30 for a professional to pull that dent out, but they never bothered.  Instead, they've got a gun that costs a few hundred bucks.

The thing is, if you drive around a beat up car, people automatically lose respect for you and your vehicle.  They lose any thoughts of consideration for you or your ride, increasing the chance that they'll cut you off or add another dent.  Hell, it's already beat up so what's another dent?  And if they're too poor to pay $30 to fix the dent, they don't have insurance either so they won't even report an accident since that would mean loss of license for driving without insurance.

:huh


A rifle can be a far more useful tool than a pristine door.

and who in their right mind parks their BMW next to a beat up Chevy?
I give a beat up car more room because --
A they obviously don't care
B they may not be mechanically sound
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Post by: Boroda on September 30, 2007, 05:45:36 PM
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Originally posted by FBplmmr
I give a beat up car more room because --
A they obviously don't care
B they may not be mechanically sound


This very car IS mechanically sound. Going 160km/h (100mph) at the Russian road - it's ok even when the asphalt is completely eaten by frost. It's a 1985 VW Passat. Looks like that Germans mind the experience they had in 1941-44...
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Post by: Jebus on September 30, 2007, 06:01:32 PM
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
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Post by: Rollins on September 30, 2007, 06:28:21 PM
Mullet cut- $5.00
Camera- $ 40.00
Secondhand firearm - $200.00
Years of medical bills for hospital visits and physical therapy because you failed to show Lil Cooter how to hold a rifle properly- Priceless.
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Post by: Estel on September 30, 2007, 06:28:21 PM
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Originally posted by Jebus
You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Never!
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Post by: john9001 on September 30, 2007, 06:55:01 PM
имейте славный день
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Post by: DREDIOCK on September 30, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
I dont want to and you cant make me!
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Post by: JB88 on September 30, 2007, 07:36:33 PM
"they drew first owie!"
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Post by: Boroda on September 30, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
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Originally posted by EndofSilence
Mullet cut- $5.00
Camera- $ 40.00
Secondhand firearm - $200.00
Years of medical bills for hospital visits and physical therapy because you failed to show Lil Cooter how to hold a rifle properly- Priceless.


Showing a kid how to handle a Kalashnikov 'cause they don't teach it at school anymore - priceless. With AK-74 - style muzzle compensator he shouldn't worry about recoil and make holes in nice groups. And he doesn't have to pull the trigger at all: anyone who sees him with an AK or hears the cocking sound is immediately face down on the ground.

You know, everyone who's over 30 years old recognizes a sound of a  Kalashnikov being loaded...
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Post by: Neubob on September 30, 2007, 09:37:44 PM
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Originally posted by Estel
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/Elly_Estel/Van/carabine.jpg)

 

Serenity, First Blood Part II... This Time, It's Personal.
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Post by: weazely on September 30, 2007, 09:43:40 PM
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Originally posted by Estel
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee302/Elly_Estel/Van/carabine.jpg)


The Kid-"Wait is te trigger the thing next to the thingy by the other doohicky?"