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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Wes14 on September 29, 2007, 06:48:05 PM
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This is the thread to describe the biggest act of stupidity you've seen on the road.
Mine would be is the Dolt's(Idiots) that wait until the last moment and pulls out onto the highway making people slam on their brakes nearly causing a wreck..Then the said Dolts get mad when people cut them off or other road rage stuff..
when i see this its normally idiots in little cars cutting of Pickup trucks and larger vehicles.
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people that sit at a stoplight when the light is green and go at the last second before it turns red....
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On 2 lane highways when motorcycles go through the middle of them...trying to get out in front...
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besides general road stupidity i once saw a man throw a pizza out his window and hit another cars windshield. And alot of other stupid stuff like poeple throwing up out the window, peeps driving on the wrong side of the road etc...
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Drive on the 5 in San Diego. I dont care where your from. You'll see the stupidity of drivers out here in seconds. Going back to NY and drving there, or Chicago is relaxing compared to here.
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Timid pukes who STOP on onramp:furious ..LOTS easier merging with 60 mph traffic from ZERO instead of 40
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I thought this thread was about the Bolts, San Diego. I drafted LT and he's not done SQUAT! :mad:
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the people who ignore a clearly marked 'lane ends at such and such miles' miles and drive past the people in queue trying to shove their way up front. I never EVER let them in.
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I pulled up to a stop light one morning in downtown Norfolk Virginia on the way to work. Looked down into the car on my left and watched a woman eating her breakfast while talking on her cell phone. No big deal right?? Well she was eating a bowl of cereal. A real bowl with a spoon, milk the whole deal. The light turned green and she took off steering with her knee. The only thing missing was if she was putting on her makeup at the same time.
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The biggest dolts are the ones who let other drivers irritate them. Spending 2-3 hours in heavy traffic most days I fall into that category. Life was not meant to be spent being angry at other drivers and I am working on it.
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Originally posted by AKIron
The biggest dolts are the ones who let other drivers irritate them. Spending 2-3 hours in heavy traffic most days I fall into that category. Life was not meant to be spent being angry at other drivers and I am working on it.
Yup.. but this thread isnt about annoying stuff.. just stupid stuff you see..
And i wish i had one of these.. i wouldn't have to worry about morons. :t
(http://www.amba.lu/pics/Poteau_M8_Greyhound_.jpg)
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Understood Wes. If you had one of those, someone else would have one of these:
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_tp2ywHSoS88/RauDVLNTVbI/AAAAAAAAAhY/16RaVSFeQvs/s320/maus15.jpg)
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Originally posted by AKIron
Understood Wes. If you had one of those, someone else would have one of these:
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_tp2ywHSoS88/RauDVLNTVbI/AAAAAAAAAhY/16RaVSFeQvs/s320/maus15.jpg)
Bet it would be the same guy with the left blinker on for about 30 miles too :D
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Originally posted by Rino
Bet it would be the same guy with the left blinker on for about 30 miles too :D
But I just can't hear those blinkers. :D
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:rofl ok then ill drive this
(http://johnsmilitaryhistory.com/t28c.jpg)
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Now you've done it.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/STS114crawler1.jpg/800px-)
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Easy this one hasn't been topped by my own eyes yet.
Rewind back to 1993. My buddy was attending Central Michigan University. I drove up early on a Friday to start the weekend early. I'm on US-27 about 10 minutes North of Lansing. I'm doing 70 and exceeding the Limit by 10mph. Out of nowhere I am passed by a rusted out Plymouth Satellite. ABout 10 seconds later a mid-80's Suburban also passes me.
I'm thinking "WTF?! I'm already doing 10 over and these guys are both passing like I am standing still?" No sooner than the thought leaves my mind. I get passed by 3 Michigan State Police cars, 3 Ingham County cars and 2 different Local PD cars. Now I'm thinking "WTF?!"
As soon as I laugh and say the former, the Suburban careens into the Satellite, sending it into the culvert divider, onto the oncoming lanes. The Satellite goes into the culvert, and broadsides the Suburban, which goes into the grass. These *******es did this 3 complete times. I'm laughing so hard, I can barely see through the tears.
The MSP cars hit their rear quarters spinning them out. I pull onto the shoulder behind one of the Deputy's. One of them comes up to me. He smiles "You know you were doing 10 over back there?" I'm still laughing hard and go for my wallet. "Why'd you pull over?" I told him "Sir, I'm only 21 years of age and I just witnessed the funniest thing I'll ever see in my life." He said "Yeah, you should have heard the radio traffic, it was a hoot!" I told him if they needed a witness or anything, I'd stick around. He just asked where I was going, I told him I had a buddy at Central. He said "If yer gonna drink, be smart and don't drive."
13 years later, I have yet to see anything top this with my own eyes.
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@ AKIron: the shuttle crawler only goes 1mph.. even grandma in her 32' wagon goes faster.. and it would be easy to pwn with any tank. :confused:
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Originally posted by Wes14
@ AKIron: the shuttle crawler only goes 1mph.. even grandma in her 32' wagon goes faster.. and it would be easy to pwn with any tank. :confused:
But wouldn't it be a hoot to drive down the expressway at rush hour doing yer top speed in that baby? Bet you'd get lottsa single finger salutes. :t
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ROFLMFAO! :rofl
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Originally posted by AKIron
Bet you'd get lottsa single finger salutes. :t
ROFL!
I'd rather ride in style:
(http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0606/22/f650-supertruck-xuv.jpg)
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Originally posted by SpikesX
ROFL!
I'd rather ride in style:
(http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0606/22/f650-supertruck-xuv.jpg)
HA this is luxury..
(http://www.wvi.com/~sr71webmaster/p38.gif)
How much you willing to bet taxing that down the express way will cause some problems :lol
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Roads, where we're going, we don't need roads!
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070118/back_l.jpg)
Besides, I'm from NJ...if you're not doing 375 mph on the offramp you get
one finger salutes here :D
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Today I was slowing to make a left turn onto a side street, turn indicator on and everything, and as I started to turn the wheel left a guy passed me on the left, going into the opposite direction lane to zoom past as I turned.
My leet fighter pilot reflexes kept us from colliding but on reflection I wish I'd been in a hurry and had really pulled the wheel left as I sometimes do when making turns. I'd have hit his right rear quarter panel and he'd have spun out hard while I'd have merely lost the front of my car. It probably would have demolished both of our cars, at which point I'd pretty much have my way with him in court. My car would have been covered by my own insurance, so the court settlement would be pretty much everything he owned into my pocket for reckless endangerment, assault, pretty much anything else I could think of. If I'd lost any work, the govt might have taken a piece of him too.
As it was, we missed by maybe an inch and he sped off down the road unscathed. What a tard.
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Originally posted by SpikesX
ROFL!
I'd rather ride in style:
(http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0606/22/f650-supertruck-xuv.jpg)
That has to be the ugliest abortion of a car I've ever seen.
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That thing looks like an F-650 Supercruiser.
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I got one.
I was coming home one day after work and the traffic was really stinking. I mean solid dead quagmire.
I sitting at this endless red light on the frontage road and to the right if me is a gas station. I'm in the far right lane and the last gas pump is maybe 15 ft from where I am sitting.
Some bozo in a beat up piece of carp pulls into the gas station. His car is literally billowing fire and smoke out from under the hood. AND HE PULLS UP NEXT TO THE PUMP CLOSEST TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He jumps out of the car, opens up the hood, fire and smoke come billowing out . He is kinda swatting at the flames with a rag with in hand, while trying to find the water hose with the other. I don't even think they have the water hose at the pumps anymore for you radiator.
Anyway I'm watching this guys slack-jawed. He is 15ft from me in a burning car next to a fuel pump. I roll down my window and yell at him "WTF are you doing???" He stops and just kinda looks at me like I'm some tard.
I look ahead of me and start honking my horn "Get the Freak out of my way!!!" Finally traffic start moving and I drive off and that guys is still staring at me, absent mindedly swatting at the flames with his rag. As I drive off, he is still looking at me like "Whats his problem?"....
:rolleyes:
I'm kind curious how that one turned out. ;o)
Regards,
Wab
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I'm kind curious how that one turned out. ;o)
(http://www.sharedspaces.nl/pics/system/sharedspaces/06/realtime_art3_photo_2.jpg)
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This one was a classic. Back in about I'm sitting in the Barber's chair. He's about 1/2 way through my haircut, when I start crying in laughter. He's been cutting my hair for the last 33 years and he says "Jay, WTF is so funny? Hold still." I point outside.
Next door there was a Chinese Carry Out joint. It was winter and very slippery. These two Chinese guys were unloading bags of rice from their Econoline. One of them slipped, and grabbed on to the mirror. His feet are pedaling something fierce. His buddy got the bright idea of throwing handfuls of uncooked rice to "give traction". It only made it worse.
I'm telling you, this guy pedaled his feet for a solid minute, he's yelling at the other dude in Chinese. He then fell flat on his keyster. As soon as I pointed to them, my barber dropped the Wahl and was also in tears. We still chuckle at this one to this day.
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LoL.
No Ro Rice! No Ro Rice! Are you toejaming Krazzee????
:rofl
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As a delivery driver I see this stuff everyday. I love how my professional driving skill always is avoiding a collision from other peoples mistakes but always think it is funny the times I jump in quick take off and say oops I made a mistake better look in my mirror(or some other thing like that), better stop first and check(there is always someone right in that spot where you cant go further without causing a collision) and sure enough before the mistake goes into a dangerous area I correct but there is always some dumb citizen who then slams on their brakes and thinks they are a l33t driver.
One funny is once this chick waves me down. "Do you know how fast you are going there are children on this road!":furious as a matter of fact I did know how fast I was going 18 in a 25 plus it was a wide suburben subdivision road with no cars parked on the side so ideal conditions. Anyways the other day I saw this chick come up to a T intersection in her Canyonero, not even look towards oncoming traffic, namely me. and pull out and go at least 35 in said 25 zone. I doubt she could stop that Ford Behemoth withen 1/4 mile at 35.
Here is something while far from the stupidest happened just a night ago. I turn off the Interstate bridge onto SR14 there is a minivan about 3 carlengths in front. He is going about 40 which is ok and I maintain my distance. I notice this orange crap hanging out his window. I think maybe it is his sleeve catching the streetlight? No its sparks, he has his cig hanging out. then he tosses it the dirty pig, it flys straight at my grill so I go around it and decide to go around him now as the onramp has merged and there is no traffic. So I signal. Drop a gear into my Bunnys sweet spot and I go from 45-60(the limit) in the time it takes to say it and go around him. He is the type that thinks whatever speed he goes is max so I see it in his mirror as he look right at me and yanks his crap US minivan in front of me without signaling. No matter I am already stable in my new lane quick AH honed reflexes show no traffic for 100s of meters so I signal back and go around him in his former lane before he even has his wheel straightened out from whipping over as I go by.
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Originally posted by eagl
Today I was slowing to make a left turn onto a side street, turn indicator on and everything, and as I started to turn the wheel left a guy passed me on the left, going into the opposite direction lane to zoom past as I turned.
My leet fighter pilot reflexes kept us from colliding but on reflection I wish I'd been in a hurry and had really pulled the wheel left as I sometimes do when making turns. I'd have hit his right rear quarter panel and he'd have spun out hard while I'd have merely lost the front of my car. It probably would have demolished both of our cars, at which point I'd pretty much have my way with him in court. My car would have been covered by my own insurance, so the court settlement would be pretty much everything he owned into my pocket for reckless endangerment, assault, pretty much anything else I could think of. If I'd lost any work, the govt might have taken a piece of him too.
As it was, we missed by maybe an inch and he sped off down the road unscathed. What a tard.
Being a duty driver for my duty section for the base for awhile I had ALOT of these moments. Except I was driving a giant white van with government plates. So many times after saving myself from a collision from the stupidity of others I thought to myself, if he/she woulda hit me NCIS would be all over the civilian. I could be home taking in medical pay. And living off that persons salary for awhile. But I never did. Some other civilian will hit him/her and get the money instead. Let them fight it out in court.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
That thing looks like an F-650 Supercruiser.
(Your right)
How did you know that!! :furious :furious
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Originally posted by Wes14
HA this is luxury..
(http://www.wvi.com/~sr71webmaster/p38.gif)
How much you willing to bet taxing that down the express way will cause some problems :lol
(http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2937/00005390zl1.jpg)
What about the Sonic Crusier?
(http://www.flug-revue.rotor.com/frtypen/Fotos/boeing/Sonicc1.JPG)
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University Drive in Fargo ND, 3 lanes of traffic, all one way, I'm in the far left lane, he's in the far right lane.
All of a sudden he realizes that he wanted to stop at a gas station on my left.
Without signaling he jerks the wheel, crossing three lanes of 35mph traffic, just missing my right front bumper as he slides into the gas station. And then gives me a dumb "huh, what'd "I" do" look as I lay on the horn and flip him off.
People up here seem to have forgotten why cars come with turn signals.
I can only hope that he does that again some day in front of an 18 wheeler and ends up as peanut butter.
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Originally posted by Ghosth
And then gives me a dumb "huh, what'd "I" do" look as I lay on the horn and flip him off.
:rofl :rofl
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I'm one of the dolts on the road, I think. Before I had children, each road was a nascar track. As soon as I had kids, I'm total granny-driver. Always using blinkers, staying under the speed limit, the whole nine. Anyhow, I know it annoys folks all the time that I drive the speed limit & stop at a light when it turns yellow instead of barreling through the intersection. Sheesh! How dare I be in the way on their road?
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Originally posted by texasmom
I'm one of the dolts on the road, I think. Before I had children, each road was a nascar track. As soon as I had kids, I'm total granny-driver. Always using blinkers, staying under the speed limit, the whole nine. Anyhow, I know it annoys folks all the time that I drive the speed limit & stop at a light when it turns yellow instead of barreling through the intersection. Sheesh! How dare I be in the way on their road?
I feel sorry for you that your in the presence of us superior drivers. All of us on this board are perfect drivers. you should bow to us.
:p
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
I feel sorry for you that your in the presence of us superior drivers. All of us on this board are perfect drivers. you should bow to us.
:p
tossing y'all flowers and teddy bears of applause
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Originally posted by texasmom
I'm one of the dolts on the road, I think. Before I had children, each road was a nascar track. As soon as I had kids, I'm total granny-driver. Always using blinkers, staying under the speed limit, the whole nine. Anyhow, I know it annoys folks all the time that I drive the speed limit & stop at a light when it turns yellow instead of barreling through the intersection. Sheesh! How dare I be in the way on their road?
Cant they have separate roads for people like them?:D I HAVE watermelon to do! (PLEASE don't tell me ya have one of those "MY KID is an honor..blah blah..." on back of the Mom-mobile):lol
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Originally posted by bj229r
Cant they have separate roads for people like them?:D I HAVE watermelon to do! (PLEASE don't tell me ya have one of those "MY KID is an honor..blah blah..." on back of the Mom-mobile):lol
No, i hate bumper stickers, and tree shaped air fresheners, or fuzzy dice, or window stickers.:D
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She instead rides on 22" rims, back filled with subs, pink fuzzy interior, black tinted windows, lowered to street level, hydraulics, and a air horn attached to the roof.
:D
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Alright...when I come up to the next 'slow poke' I'll have to say:
Oop! Thats Txmom!
:D
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
She instead rides on 22" rims, back filled with subs, pink fuzzy interior, black tinted windows, lowered to street level, hydraulics, and a air horn attached to the roof.
:D
:rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
She instead rides on 22" rims, back filled with subs, pink fuzzy interior, black tinted windows, lowered to street level, hydraulics, and a air horn attached to the roof. :D
Not likely! :D
Originally posted by SpikesX
Alright...when I come up to the next 'slow poke' I'll have to say:Oop! Thats Txmom! :D
And you just may be right!
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Anyone who goes faster than you is a moron.
Anyone who goes slower is an *******.
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Originally posted by texasmom
And you just may be right!
:noid
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:rofl