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Title: Barf.
Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 07:34:14 PM

I was hungry.


I ate spam.



Spam was not good.



 Woe is me :cry

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Post by: Jebus on October 01, 2007, 07:37:08 PM

I dont think Spam is even in any food group?:confused:

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Post by: mentalguy on October 01, 2007, 07:51:12 PM

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Originally posted by Jebus
I dont think Spam is even in any food group?:confused:

If Meatwad don't like it, spam must be sausage.

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Post by: evenhaim on October 01, 2007, 07:51:41 PM

here the army serves spam or as its called here luff as a standered combat meal :lol

its nasssssssssssssssttyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy

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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 01, 2007, 07:53:19 PM

My son when he was little wondered what the GI food was like during WWII
so I picked up a can of spam, which was fairly commonplace among our servicemen.


Good god now I know why they complained about the food

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Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 08:01:04 PM

I had some spammiches earler for lunch. They were good then.



Now its just.......





*HURL*

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Post by: john9001 on October 01, 2007, 08:04:56 PM

mmmmm, fried spam and beans, or fried spam an eggs,  yummy.

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Post by: AquaShrimp on October 01, 2007, 08:05:54 PM

If you are really hurling, its because the spam has been contaminated with bacteria which have released toxins.

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Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 08:08:32 PM

Not literally hurling, just showing my displeasure for the now tasteless mystery food product that has taken residence in my refridgerator

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Post by: texasmom on October 01, 2007, 08:17:58 PM

If you go minimalist: choose bread, eggs & milk over spam any day of the week.

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Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 08:19:22 PM

Like an egg sammich with a glass of milk?



Sounds yummy! :)

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Post by: texasmom on October 01, 2007, 08:20:05 PM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Like an egg sammich with a glass of milk?
Sounds yummy! :)

Bread eggs & milk provide endless yummies.

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Post by: Maverick on October 01, 2007, 09:30:01 PM

Fry the spam, there will be more and better flavor. You might also try some of the flavored spam, the hickory smoke, bacon are not bad at all.

About 2 years ago we visited the spam museum, it was an interesting place.

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Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 09:44:03 PM

I usually buy the bacon flavored spam, seems to taste the best out of all (except tonight)

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Post by: evenhaim on October 01, 2007, 09:45:14 PM

chilli burgers are nummy :)

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Post by: Masherbrum on October 01, 2007, 09:48:29 PM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
I was hungry.


I ate spam.



Spam was not good.



 Woe is me :cry

You'll eat SPAM, but not a sausage laden pizza?!!!   Don't make me drive down there and throw you in front of a fire truck.

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Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 09:58:38 PM

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Originally posted by Masherbrum
You'll eat SPAM, but not a sausage laden pizza?!!!   Don't make me drive down there and throw you in front of a fire truck.

You cant, they are behind closed doors:D

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Post by: Masherbrum on October 01, 2007, 10:05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
You cant, they are behind closed doors:D

It's ME you're telling this too, you realize that right?   I'll ro-sham-boo ya into submission, I am Spartacus!

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Post by: JB73 on October 01, 2007, 10:07:27 PM

fried spam with some tabasco put on top and fried in is awesome...

man I want some now.

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Post by: Meatwad on October 01, 2007, 10:12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Masherbrum
It's ME you're telling this too, you realize that right?   I'll ro-sham-boo ya into submission, I am Spartacus!

ro.........sham..........boo?

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Post by: Toad on October 01, 2007, 10:22:36 PM

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Originally posted by evenhaim
here the army serves spam or as its called here luff as a standered combat meal :lol

its nasssssssssssssssttyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy

Our spam is pork; I'd think yours must be something else?

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Post by: evenhaim on October 01, 2007, 10:29:40 PM

yah its like what remains after the good kosher meat is sold and ground with some spices :lol

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Post by: Bronk on October 02, 2007, 05:10:39 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7YedEopp4

:)

Bronk

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Post by: FBplmmr on October 02, 2007, 05:15:37 AM

Spam= Soylent Green:lol

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Post by: JB88 on October 02, 2007, 05:26:25 AM

spam is made of people?

:confused:



coooooooooOOOOoool.

:cool:

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Post by: Curval on October 02, 2007, 07:32:50 AM

Love fried spam....but it has to be sliced thin and fried until it is golden brown.

Can't eat it any other way.

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Post by: Dux on October 02, 2007, 08:16:23 AM

Spam is made from the stuff not good enough to go into hotdogs. :(

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Post by: 68ROX on October 02, 2007, 08:43:00 AM

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Originally posted by evenhaim
here the army serves spam or as its called here luff as a standered combat meal :lol

its nasssssssssssssssttyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy

Evenhaim...

SPAM is pork shoulder and ham, compressed.  I HOPE their NOT feeding it to the Isreali Army.....


(http://www.entertainmentworlds.com/spam.jpg)


68ROX

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Post by: Airscrew on October 02, 2007, 08:58:31 AM

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Originally posted by Dux
Spam is made from the stuff not good enough to go into hotdogs. :(

You mean like lips and thighs of a donkey?  but do not think them as lips when you eat them..

I used to make spam sandwichs, sliced thin and then fried with spicey brown mustard or broil them with pizza sause and mozzerla cheese

If spam doesnt agree with you theres always Treet, the other fake meat...

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Post by: Meatwad on October 02, 2007, 09:27:25 AM

TREET?


Technically
Really
Edible
Entrails
inTestines


????

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Post by: evenhaim on October 02, 2007, 09:48:09 AM

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Originally posted by evenhaim
yah its like what remains after the good kosher meat is sold and ground with some spices :lol

i replied to that question earlier rox^^^

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Post by: 68ROX on October 02, 2007, 09:57:53 AM

Spam IS good (as others mention) thinly sliced and fried golden brown.

Add that to buttered toast, scrambled eggs (I always add tobasco)...

And you have the State Breakfast of Hawaii!



68ROX

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Post by: Airscrew on October 02, 2007, 10:17:14 AM

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Originally posted by 68ROX
Spam IS good (as others mention) thinly sliced and fried golden brown.
Add that to buttered toast, scrambled eggs (I always add tobasco)...
And you have the State Breakfast of Hawaii!
68ROX

Serienty sayz, "slice of pinapple with your spam...gives you the energy you need to kick butt and take names at the bus stop"....

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Post by: Meatwad on October 02, 2007, 10:23:57 AM

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Originally posted by Airscrew
Serienty sayz, "slice of pinapple with your spam...gives you the energy you need to kick butt and take names at the bus stop"....

But you will lose your homework, backpack, and iPod

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Post by: evenhaim on October 02, 2007, 10:40:13 AM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
But you will lose your homework, backpack, and iPod

:rofl LMAO

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Post by: GtoRA2 on October 02, 2007, 10:57:33 AM

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/gtora2/spam.jpg)

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Post by: Dux on October 02, 2007, 11:53:39 AM

Yet, despite all that... cook it over an open fire on a tiny island deep in the heart of Ontario after canoeing all day... there's nothing better. :)

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Post by: Maverick on October 02, 2007, 12:11:47 PM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
But you will lose your homework, backpack, and iPod

You have to admit that it's a better excuse than "my dog ate my homework".

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Post by: Jackal1 on October 02, 2007, 12:12:04 PM

Only thing better than spam is Potted Meat. :rofl

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Post by: Jackal1 on October 02, 2007, 12:12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Maverick
You have to admit that it's a better excuse than "my dog ate my homework".

Stealing my lines now are ya? :D

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Post by: Maverick on October 02, 2007, 12:26:50 PM

Not stealing, just borrowing.........:p

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Post by: Yknurd on October 02, 2007, 12:32:17 PM

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Originally posted by JB73
fried spam with some tabasco put on top and fried in is awesome...

man I want some now.

Good with eggs like that too.

Spam with Tabasco already in it...yumm.

You can get Turkey Spam, smoked Spam...it's all good.

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Post by: RATTFINK on October 02, 2007, 12:47:29 PM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
I was hungry.


I ate spam.



Spam was not good.



 Woe is me :cry

How about a nice martini to wash it down.


(http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/images/martini-spam.jpg):rofl :rofl

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Post by: Flatbar on October 02, 2007, 12:49:56 PM

Try 'SPAM on a Stick'.

On the rare occasion that I get drunk, usualy on a waterski vacation, my BIL and I will sit around the camp fire and roast a whole SPAM loaf on a stick. Pass it around and eat off the crusty parts and re roast, repeat until gone.

As the night progresses we'll start speaking spam. Sort of like pig-latin except for droping the first letter of whatever word you say and substitute SP for it...'Spi Spotta spee, spart or Spi spotta spet spnother speer. By the time 3am rolls around we are too, on the floor...er spoor.

Can't eat the stuff any other way. You gotta admit though, SPAM is way better than Scrapple. That is one 'food' that you really don't want to read the ingredients of.

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Post by: Yknurd on October 02, 2007, 05:30:41 PM

and BIL = Boyfriend In Lingerie ?

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Post by: Meatwad on October 02, 2007, 05:49:19 PM

Brokeback Lake? :huh

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Post by: RATTFINK on October 02, 2007, 06:32:23 PM

bum-boy, iron, Limey

see british slang

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Post by: texasmom on October 02, 2007, 08:07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Brokeback Lake? :huh

Ew. For sure now it's barf.

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Post by: USRanger on October 02, 2007, 10:01:39 PM

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5775/sign0073yl7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

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Post by: BlueJ1 on October 03, 2007, 12:33:50 AM

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Originally posted by Masherbrum
You'll eat SPAM, but not a sausage laden pizza?!!!   Don't make me drive down there and throw you in front of a fire truck.

Dumbtrucks are worse.